chapter 4
the joker eye twitched and wondered if these people ever stopped their arguing with each other. the monk and the demon slayer was at each others throars again and the she wolf and the male wolf was at it as well. he and the demon lord was on the same thought process.
"YOU WOMANIZING PIG! YOU CANT EVEN KEEP YOU HANDS TO YOURSELF! YOU EVEN GRAB MENS BUTTS!" yelled sango
"sango my dear you know me i have a cursed hand i cant help when i my hands wonder to lovely ladies and mens back sides." said miroku
the joker growled he better be lucky that his woman stopped him from killing him form him grabbing his ass. that is a thing he should never ever do again. while he watched the demon slayer stomp her foot again.
"OH YEAH LIKE WHEN YOU GO AND GRAB THE JOKERS ASS! YOU BE DAMMED LUCKY ONCE AGAIN I STOPPED ANOTHER DEADLY PERSON KILL YOU!1 REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN YOU DECIDED TO DRY HUMP SESSHOMARU AND HE WAS GOING TO KILL YOU FOR IT!" yelled sango
sesshomaru growled and muttered something in old demon. while the joker and dead shot looked at him and wondered what he had did was true. he they saw him given them a curt nod and sighed the monk has some issues.
"AND THEM YOU GRAB KAGOME ASS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM LUCKY HE WAS NOT GOING TO BLOW YOUR BRAINS ALL OVER THE WALLS!" yelled sango
"buuuuuuuuut saaaangooooo i cant help it her bottom is my favorite well besides yours!" said miroku
sango has enough and used her huge weapon and knocked him out as a large lump formed on his head. while the joker and sesshomaru nodded to her in thanks now they had to wait for the wolves to stop their bitching. the joker came attack the the tamaki kid who his queen adopted and the fox they started to call him dad and it was somthing they had to get used to.
"KOUGA YOUR GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED WHEN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT KAGOME! SHE IS MY SISTER AND I KNOW YOU WANTED HER INSTEAD OF ME! BUT HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN GIVE INUYASHA A CHACE!" yelled ayame
"but she was supposed to be my woman! its not fair!" cried kouga
the joker growled from the wolf he was possessive of his queen and that will be deadly. while he heard the great demon lord growl as well he was protective of his sister and that is sayin something. but he and the demon lord came to terms since they are on the same level of deadly when something of theirs are harmed or whatever.
"I DON'T CARE KAGOME TOLD YOU HOW MANY TIMES THAT SHE DIDNT WANT YOU AS A MATE OR EVEN THOUGHT OF YOU AS ONE! EVEN SESSHOMARU HAD TO GET INVOLVED REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THERE YOU NEARLY WAS KILLED! AND YOU DIDNT EVEN LEARN THEN!" yelled ayame
"yeah stupid mutt got in the way! she should been mine and only mine! why does the clown guy get to be the lucky one!" cried kouga
"oh boy kouga going to get it again." said ginta
"yeah sad to say our leader is a dumb ass when it came down to stuff like this." said hakkaku
the others nodded to that while the joker like those two wolves while they had dragged the dumbass guard who had done wrong to his wueen and killed him slowly and he let sesshomaru on it as well.
"the wolf has no reason when it comes down to the one person he wants and not accept that she didnt want him." said tsubaki
"yeah well what do you expected when it comes down the the small brained fool." said bonkotsu
they all nodded to that one. while they all sighed when it came down to the wolf and the female wolf. she loved kagome as her sister as soul bonded sisters could while ginta and hakkaku was the same way.
"YOU ARE THE MOST DUMBEST MAN I HAVE EVER KNOWN!" yelled ayame
"ENOUGH FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI!" yelled kagome
kagome was clutching her side and her eyes was glowing red. sesshomaru snickered he really snickered the alpha female was angry. the joker was still learning the terms of pack sincce he was now demon. as kagome marched her way over to kouga.
"YOU STUPID JACKASS HOW MANY TIMES I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND! AND NOT A MATE FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI! HOW MANY TIMES I TELL YOU AYAME IS YOUR MATE! NOOOOOO YOU CANT DEAL WITH THAT CAN YOU!" roared kagome
"oooooooooo kouga going to get it!" said ginta
"you go kagome kick his ass! kick his ass!" chanted hakkaku
sesshomaru smirked and the joker wondered what was about to happen. he was still getting used to his queen like this and to be truthful it was a turn on. he wondered if they should just remain here instead of gothom he would have one of the wolves run the club there.
"but kagome you are the only woman for me i wanted you froom the first time i met you." said kouga
"YOU FREAKING KIDNAPPED ME AFTER FINDING OUT I WAS ABLE TO SEE THE JEWEL SHARDS YOU STUPID PEABRAINED WOLF!" yelled kagome
"yeah but thats when i was able to tell that i loved you!" said kouga
"THAT'S IT!" yelled kagome
kagome and kouga started to fight in a cloud of dust while they all waited to see who would come out the one on top and the winner. while ayame smirked her sister was a fighter and she like that to put her amte in his place.
"YOU GO SISTER! SHOW HIM HIS PLACE SISTER!" cheered ayame
"you know she is kicking you mates ass right?" asked deadshot
"yeah so kagome always knows what to do to put kouga in his place i learn from her. lets just say she has the alpha female blood in her. but then again it doesnt bother me none she always takes him down a peg or two but he will never learn like miroku." said ayame
the joker smirked as he leaned back in pride of his little queen as they all heard the screams and the yells of her to stop at to help. and it thought her called him a pervert a few times but what was the purple and the green smoke.
"oh she just gave him a nice healthy helping of miasma and posion. he was going to be out of it for a day or two depedning to amount this time." said sesshomaru
"you mean that haley i mean kagome has posion in her?" asked deadshot
sesshomaru cold golden orbs looked over to the sniper and nodded they never told them of the powers she has. so he sighed he never one for long talking but even meeting kagome and rin he was more talktive.
"yes she does from the forced mating from naraku she got some of his powers but the mating is not leagel so she is not his in the demonic world. so the miasma came from that and well the punsihment of the cursed marking on her back. and from this sesshomaru blood bond i have powers to produce the poison from the claws its from the silver inu clan. but she also has the power to hold the sword that was my fathers since she pulled the sword it was meant to be hers in the first place. and the second sword i gave her since it was a welcome tot he family gift since the swords demonic power came attactched to her. and there is the one that was blessed to her from the kamis. and the silver long bow that was gift from my mother." said sesshomaru
the saw her swords and wondered what would happen if they touched them. sesshomaru nodded to them to let them know it was ok. to let them touch to see if the swords let them near them. if not them they are not really connected ot her soul like he thought when he saw nothing happen he nodded it was true one was like him with soul bonded brother and the soul mate bond like he and kagura.
"yes kagome saved my life when she was under his imprisonment she had traded her heart to save mine. so she nearly died to regain control over her heart that is when sesshomaru had found her." said kagura
"why is this naraku so obsessed with harley i mean kagome?" asked El Diablo
tsubaki sighed she knew why she hated the girl at first thinking she was just like kikyou and only found out dhe was born with the jewel and it was connected to her soul since she was both midoriko and kikyou reincarnation she she became a sister to her so she had her powers to as a blood bond so she had the powers she had.
"its a long story it starts when kikyou was still alive. so she saved a man a bandit nammed onigumo who was badly burned. but he wanted her so badly he accpeted naraku and hecnce forth became naraku and was a half demon. he made it look like inuyasha had betrayed kikyou and he killed her after she pinned him to the tree of ages. so that is where kagome as you all know her as harely since the jewel was in her when she was born and so the jewel is conencted to her soul like i said. so naraku is obsessed with her for this very reason and wanted to brain wash her but he never was able to she since foight against him so basically since he was not able to have her fully he cursed her with a old curse no counter curse is able to breakit nothing even in the dark arts is able to either. but inuyasha i rememebred from meeting him when he was with kikyou he always put me on edge. and when i met kagome he had been treating her badly since she was NOT kikyou and it was not right for her to be walking the earth and his beloeved to be the walking dead and living off the souls of woman." explained tsubaki
"now that is some shit there." said deadshot
they all nodded to that while the joker wanted to murder the fucker he knew he was not able to do much but he will fiight by her side and he will not hear no lip from his queen either. whil they finally stopped the fighting as she was the winner she was standing on his back and striking a pose.
"well it seemed she did it again and a dammed good job at it." said bonkotsu
"baby you are amazing." purred the joker
kagome only blushed and puffed her chest out while he smiled she was more and more amazing each day he always spent with her. he always knew she was special when he first laid eyes on her and kenw she was going to be his and only his.
"KAGOME YOUR HOME!" cheered yuka, eri and amumi
"eh yeah you could say that." said kagome
the joker pointed to them and wondered who the hell these three are. while they all looked at him with wide eyes and gawked at the joker right before them. while they wondered how she even knew the joker in the first place.
"kagome how do you know the joker of all people.?" asked yuka
"yeah hojo is going to be all sad to know that you wont be going out with him again. and he tried so hard to impress you. why dont you give the poor guy a chance and not these losers you pick up." said ayumi
"you know what leave i will not have you be trash talkin my puddin. so leave and tell hojo that i dont want him i keep telling him that. and you all are only my freinds because you used me for my smarts," snapped kagome
they all loooked at her it was the first time she used the name that she used for her pet name for the joker. that is when her eyes went wide and wondered where that came from. and something came back to her as her past. but it was not long before it was joker been waitinfg to give her puddin necklace back. he had it cleaned and had diamonds and rubies put into it.
"but kagome we are only looking out for your own good. look at these freaks honestly why are you even with them. they even turn you into not a human no more." said eri
"yeah you where a good person before these freaks came along." hissed ayumi
"you know what chicks if i where you i would get the steppin before kagome kicks your bitchs asses. and i wouldnt mind killing you for insulted us either." snapped deadshot
deadshot got all up in their faces no one and he means no one demeans people he deemed special. while they all glared at him but they are not going to back down. but kagome had it up the tree and she turned into her gaint dog form and roared that made them all pissed themselves and ran.
"well that did the trick good job this sesshomaru is pleased," said sesshomaru
kagome purred and turned back to her humanoid form. as the joker took her hand and lead her away from the others to talk somewhere private to give her the newly puddin necklace. plus he was going to ask her to marry him.
"daddy has something for you." said joker
"what it is?" asked kagome
the joker handed the purple wrapped box and while as they sat on the bench under the tree of agess. they knew they are being watched as she tooked at the necklace that seemed so familiar. she kissed him to let him know she liked it. as he snapped it around her neck. then he bent down on one knee .
"you my queen i was so lost until i found you when you were my nut doctor i know you will remember thos ememories soon enough bt either way your my queen memories or no memories. when you where away from me in prison i was lost with out you. and then again you dont remember. when i saw you fall from the helicopter i thought you where dead. but i never gave up hope on your being alive and you are but not with memories but you nknew i was connected to you and that makes me happy. so if you will do this crazy clown king to be his wife and forever his queen." said joker
kagome covered her mouth as she felt tears in her eyes as she saw the ring it was a purple diamond and had purple diamonds all around it with a tiny crown on top of it of purple diamonds. as she saw the ring was engraved inside of it. i will do anything for you baby. as she nodded to let him know she will as he slipped the ring on her finger. and kissed her deeply.
"YAAAAY!" cheered ayame and sango
"well we never have any privacy you have a large family i hope you know. i think jonny and tsubaki are hitting it off." saw kagome
the joker looked over to jonny hand and hand with the dark priestess it siuted him and he was like a brother to him and it was something that he was happy for him. as he nodded to the joker and he only smilied knoing he had his blessings.
to be continued