A Cat and A Crow
Jonathan Crane/Selina Kyle, therapy sessions at Arkham Asylum
"Miss Kyle," Crane greets her curtly, a clipboard thick with paperwork in one hand while the other fumbles in the pocket of his white medical coat. "Looking for this?" she asks innocently, retrieving a gold-plated fountain pen from beneath her cell mattress and extending it towards him, a coy smirk on her lips. "How did you—," Crane stammers, snatching it from her grasp as his cheeks flush pink with heated anger and embarrassment; he spends the rest of the session with a humiliated scowl and entertaining thoughts of revenge, and it is not until the drive home that he realizes his wallet is missing.