A/N: Heres a treat I have been working off and on for a while.
Nipples
Bella:
"Bella we need more food, Emmett cleaned use out!" Alice called from the kitchen. My brother came to visit this past weekend while he was on leave before he had to go back to Iraq. While here he ate anything and everything. I'm surprised he didn't eat my couch.
"You're coming with me to the Wal-Mart?" Alice chirped as she grabbed her purse.
"Yeah ok the last time you went alone you bought nothing but healthy junk." I said as I grabbed by bag and iPhone.
"You need it. All you eat is junk food." Alice said with a motherly tone.
"Whatever." I rolled my eyes as we left.
At Wal-Mart:
"Ok you take the freezer section, and sodas and I'll get the veggies grains and pop tarts." Alice said as she handed me her list. I saluted her and we split up.
Sometime later:
The store is freaking freezing and I didn't bring my jacket. I pushed the buggy down the freezer section when another buggy slammed into mine.
"Sorry." the owner said and I looked up to see the most gorgeous guy ever.
"Um it's ok" I said as I grabbed a few packs of frozen burritos and moved on to the lunchables. I look at my list as I pushed along the isle.
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X Burritos
X lunchables
Pizza
Sausage
Hot dogs
Cheese
Ice-cream: chocolate, chocolate fudge with nuts, Rockies road, pistachio, butter pecan, chunky monkey
Soda: dr. pepper, sprite, diet dr. pepper, cherry crush.
Milk
Eggs
Yogurt: coffee, berry, key lime pie; Boston cream pie; vanilla;
Banana strawberry; chocolate; cherry vanilla; strawberry cheese cake, and black berry.
Pudding
Cheesecakes
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I grabbed five of everything and moved to the hot dogs. I grabbed five packs and Looked to the sausage. We get all the different kinds so I can make different dishes.
Next yogurt and pudding; I grabbed seven of each and moved on to the cheeses. I grabbed a pack of every kind of cheese the store had. Out of the corner of my eye I notice the guy who bumped me tailing me.
I feel a little flattered he is tailing me. I mean he is so hot with his bronze hair and lean body. You can see muscles through his tight black wife beater.
I scratched off the items I had already and walked over to the milk and grabbed two jugs of 2% and walked back to the buggy. My phone rang out with Christmas tree by lady gaga.
I answered knowing it was Alice.
"Hey, what is it Alice?"
"I'm getting shampoos and body washes along with bath oils, you need any?" She asked with a bit of pep.
"Yeah, get the ky oil I like and my face wash, Kay?" I said as I noticed bronze guy perk up as he was easdropping.
"Wait, what ky oil?" she ask in confusion as I hung up.
I grabbed eggs as I moved to the ice-cream isle.
As I looked at the selection of yummy flavors hotty-hotty turned into the isle and opened the door to the pizza rolls and pulled a few bags out.
I found the flavors on my list and turned to the frozen pizzas behind me and grabbed five.
I looked to my list and realized I forgot the sodas.
"Damn it!" I fumed as I rushed to the soda isle to grab the sodas.
Hotty-hotty bumped into me yet again as I was reaching up to grab the cherry crush.
"Sorry again." He said as he grabbed a pack of mountain dew cans.
"Um ok, bye now." I said as I reach up higher for the diet Dr. Pepper. This is why I get the sodas instead of Alice; she's too short at her height of 5.1. (A/N: Sadly this happen to me and I'm 5'4 1/2in.)
I look down to see hotty looking at my boobs.
"What the fuck?" I yelled as he snapped out of his daze.
"What gives you the right to look at my chest?" I fumed out the question.
He was about to speak But just pointed to my chest. I looked down and saw my nipples at attention.
I turned red and covered them with my arms and left quickly with the buggy.
I pulled out my iPhone and opened my fml app and submitted:
Today, I was at the grocery store. I kept bumping into this cute guy while shopping, and it was a huge ego boost that he was going out of his way to run into me. I was feeling really good until I realized why; it was cold in the store and my nipples were standing at attention. FML
I put my iPhone back on my holder and pushed my buggy to the bakery isle to get the Cheese cakes. I picked up three sampler cheese cake trays only to turn around to find nipple boy two feet away from me.
"Why are you still following me?" I asked in anger.
"To apologies," He said ashamed in a perfect musical voice. "And…to ask you out?" He said blushing.
"Go for it, Hun, he's cute!" the woman behind the counter yelled out.
"Um, that wasn't weird." I said out loud to myself.
"One condition," I said with a smile.
"Um what's the condition?" He asked confused.
"Pay for all my stuff?" I said with a cheeky smile. He looked at my buggy and shrugged.
"Ok that doesn't look like much." He said as I grabbed my iPhone and texted Alice.
'Hey Ali I'm done. What about you?'
I recieved a message right away.
'Me to I'm at the check out.'
'Kay I'm coming ur way.'
"Follow me nipple boy." I said as I pushed my buggy to the check out area.
"Hey, don't call me that." He said and a group of guys laughed as we passed.
"Well don't stare at girls nipples." I snapped back as Alice came in to view.
"There you are!" She cheered but then she saw nipple boy.
She looked at me with a questioning expression.
"Hey, Ali, nipples here is paying." I said as I pointed to him.
"Your name is nipples?" She asked with laughter and confusion.
"No, my name is Edward, Edward Cullen." He said a little annoyed.
"Then why is she calling you nipples?" She asked as she continued scanning.
"He was looking at my nipples since I walked through the door." I said as put the items on to the belt.
We checking out the items and I turned to Edward.
"Pay up!" I chirped as pointed to the payment thingy.
He did as I told him and looked at the total.
"Four hundred and eighty bucks?" He said shocked and I smiled.
"A deal is a deal. You pay for my stuff and I give you my number, nipple boy." I smirked as I wrote my name and number on the back of my list which happened to be a sticky note.
"How many more times are you going to call me that?" He said as he swiped his card and punched in his code.
"At least twenty more times." I said as I stuck the note on to his for head and left him shocked.
"He's cute, maybe he has a brother?" She said as we packed the back of my truck with free stuff and shut the lid and went home.
My phone rang as we were picking up the goodies. The caller was unknown but I answered anyway.
"Hello, nipple boy." I said as I looked at my nails.
"Stop calling me that." He growled. The sound was the most awesomely sexy sound I have ever heard.
"Not a chance." I said as Alice giggled.
"I have at least 19 more times." I said as I put the cold items away.
"Anyway how does Chinese and comedy central sound?" He asked in a hopeful voice.
"On one condition…" I said and all I heard was a groan. "Bring soki."
A/N: Ok I know I haven't updated in months maybe even a year. I have been insanely busy with my dog and work. Hopefully I will have more updates for my other stories. So till then,
FOXY