Authoress notes: Sorry for the lack of updates! I've been trying to get my school grades up! Here's the next chapter!

I woke up the next morning when I heard Konan's alarm clock go off. "*yawn* Good morning Konan-chan." I sleepily greeted. "Good morning! She replied. "Konan? Is there a bathroom? I need to take a shower." I asked. "Yeah. 3 doors on the left." Konan answered.

"Thanks." I took a quick shower and headed downstairs into the kitchen for breakfast. "I saw Sasori making fruit smoothies, 3 boxes of doughnuts all heavily guarded by Pein. Kisame eating chips, Tobi drinking hot chocolate, and Pein arguing with Kakuzu over giving the pizza guy from last night a tip. Each time Pein would turn his head, Itachi would snatch a doughnut.

"Good morning Brittani-chan. Get some breakfast." Pein told. "Thank you Leader-sama."

I walked over to Sasori. "May I please have some?" I asked. "Sure thing! Sasori replied putting more fruit in the blender. I sat down in between Itachi and Tobi. I then tried to take a doughnut from Leader like Itachi was doing.

Attempt: Failed. Pein caught me! XP

Itachi took this as an opportunity to take 2 doughnuts. He gave me a strawberry one! ^-^

I smiled at Itachi and he gave me a small smirk. Sasori then came over to me and handed me a glass of smoothie. "Thank you Sasori-san." I thanked. "No problem." he responded.

Within minutes, I started to feel bad. "What's wrong?" Itachi asked. "I'm just worried about my family. I hope their doing ok without me." I said sadly. "You're alright." Itachi told putting his hand on my shoulder comfortingly. This made me blush a little. Hidan, who was leaning against a counter, rolled his eyes.

"Where'd Konan and Zetsu do?" I asked realizing their absence. "They went to the library to research how the police in this world work." Pein replied. "Ok." I said walking out of the kitchen and heading to me and Konan's room. But I soon got bored and went into the living room. I saw Kisame, Hidan, Sasori, Itachi, and Deidara playing a card gamer.

"I'm out." Kisame said putting the last of his cards down and went into his room.

"Can I play?" I asked. "Sure, what the hell?" Hidan said.

"Oh. I don't have anything to bet." I said.

"You ALWAYS have something to bet." Itachi smirked while giving me 'the eye'. "Oh no…Not…"I said not wanting to finish my sentence. "Yep. It's strip poker un." Deidara finished. "Uh…No thanks! I'll pass!" I exclaimed preparing to run at Olympic speeds. Sasori grabbed the back of my shirt and sat me down.

Within 5 minutes, I realized that I was not good at poker. The men didn't have their shirts, but I was down to my bra and panties trying to cover up everything.

"Shit…I'm living every Akatsuki fangirl's dream." I thought. I was also trying to hold back a major nosebleed. Then again, who wouldn't!? I mean cause I'm in a room alone with the top 4 hottest Akatsuki men, none of which are wearing shirts.

A few seconds later, The front door opened then Konan and Zetsu came inside.

"Hi guys I'm ho-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?" Konan demanded. "Strip poker." Hidan answered bluntly.

I quickly put my clothes back on.

"I'm gonna have to show you guys how to play." Konan said sitting down. "We have too many players already." Hidan complained. "What? You guys can't handle me?" Konan smirked.

Sasori blushed, Hidan smirked, Itachi dropped a chip that he was about to put in his mouth, and Deidara got a big grin. About 15 seconds passed and we were all redressed.

I also discovered that Konan was excellent at poker! I had only lost my hoodie this time. The men didn't have their shirt's or pants, but all still had their boxers or tighty-whities. ^///^ (MY DREAM!!!)

"You lose this hand again, Hida n." I said. Hidan shrugged and went to remove his boxers. "NO IT'S OK HIDAN!!!" we all screamed in unison.

At dinner time, Pein ordered Chinese food. Zetsu ate raw steak. Me and Deidara both reached for the teriyaki beef. We spilt it with some white rice.

"What did you learn today, Konan?" Pein asked. "It's more complicated than we thought. The have fingerprint and DNA analysis." Konan replied.

"Ok. Konan, you need to work on an appearance alteration jutsu for Brit." Leader told. "The effects are only temporary.

"Yes sir. I'll start on it first thing in the morning." Konan replied. After dinner, Konan and I went to our room, watched a new episode of something on t.v, and went to bed. (I can't tell you what we were watching due to advertising bullshit.)

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