Chapter 4

The next morning, Snape awoke to the sound of banging. This really pissed off Snape, so he went to his livingroom with his wand out.

His living room was filled with house elves. They were having a house party there.

"Get the fuck out" Snape yelled.

All the elves looked at Snape. One of them then spoke, "Let's jump on him"

Snape's anger level was almost at his peak, so he grapped the nearest house elf and put his wand in its face, "You all better get out! Or I'll kill this thing!"

"His bluffing" shouted an elf. They all started to dance.

"Avada Kedavra" a green light burst out of Snape's wand. The house elf fell lifelessly. Then Snape threw the dead thing out the window.

The other house elves started to run away, but Snape was fast with his wand. He was able to kill ten of the twelve elves that were there.

Snape smiled at all the dead bodies. He had a very good morning.

Snape had breakfest at the great hall, but Prof. Sprout wasn't there, so he sat at a table by himself.

Prof. McGonagall came up to Snape, "Hey Snape come sit by us". Snape smiled, he was finally invited to sit at the cool table.

Snape sat next to McGonagall, he had the best breakfest of his slimy life.

While leaving the great hall, Snape saw Prof. Sprout. He grapped her ass and yelled, "Ready for sex?" that was a rhetorical question.

Sprout shoved Snape off and screamed, "HELP! This pervert is trying to rape me!"

Snape was disgusted that his love potion wore off, so he took his wand out and pointed it a Sprout, "Imperio!"

Sprout turned around and said in a robot like voice, "hello sexy".

That pleased Snape, he then jumped on her and started the sex, but then he noticed that everybody in the hall was starring. So Snape guilded Sprout out of the hall, they had to find a more private place to have sex at.

Snape took her to a bathroom and they started to have sex in a stall. Right when Snape was about to let it all come out, a girl screamed befind him.

Snape turned around with his wand and yelled, "Avada Kedavra!" the spell went through the little girl, the girl was a ghost.

"Get the hell out of my bathroom you gross fucks" the ghost screamed she was starring at Snape. Snape was about to cuss this girl out but he heard someone enter the bathroom, so Snape closed the stall door and hid.

The foot steps got louder, Snape looked under the stall and watched. It was McGonagall.

She went to the middle of the bathroom and put her hands in her pants. Their was a smile on her face.

The ghost appeared befind her and yelled, "NO MASTERBAITING!"

McGonagall turned around with her wand and yelled, "Avada Kedavra", the spell went through the ghost.

"Whats with all the perverts!" the ghost cried.

McGonagall glared at the ghost, "You saw nothing!"

The ghost laughed, "I saw all you perverts having sex, I can't wait to tell the giant squid!"

McGonagall pointed her wand at the nearest toilet, "Forget all the events you saw in here, or the toilet goes bye bye"

"NO" the ghost cried, "That's my favorite toilet. I won't tell anyone, just let the toilet live!"

The toilet exploded, "You better not tell anyone of this or all the toilets will blow up!" She smiled and walked out of the bathroom.

The ghost cried and flew into a toilet.

Snape turned back around towards Sprout to finish the job, but when he turned around he saw that Sprout had flushed herself down the toilet.

Snape left to get the plunger.