How to Annoy Azula: Crazy-Ass-Psycho-Bitch
Disclaimer: I do not own AtLA or any of its characters or plot ideas. I also don't own Darth Vader, Star Wars or any of its character's or plot ideas, I don't own John Williams or any of his work. I don't own the Imperial March, although it would be awesome if I did.
A/N: just so you know, "The Imperial March" is the theme song for Darth Vader.
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Walk behind her every where she goes, singing the Imperial March.
Whenever she does or say something mean to someone say to them (loud enough so Azula hears) "She didn't mean it. She's just on her period".
Paint a scar on her eye while she is asleep.
Ask her why her forehead is so huge.
Ask her if she wears armor all the time so no one will notice that her boobs are smaller than Ty Lee's.
Offer her Midol whenever she starts to show her temper.
Use a pirate accent whenever you are on a ship with her.
Read her Azuko fanfiction to her every night before she goes to bed.
Show her Azuko Fanart.
Hit on her. A lot.
Steal her crown/ Top knot thingy.
Yell random things when she talks.
Ask if she ever slept with Zhao.
Ask if she ever wanted to.
Ask her what she thinks about Sokkla.
Tell Ty Lee that Azula is hitting on Sokka.
Whenever she enters a room, yell "I present to you Azula, Princess of the Fire Nation and Crazy-Ass-Psycho-Bitch"
Cut off her bangs.
Wear them as sideburns.
Paint a huge a picture of Zuko's face on her ceiling.
Randomly poke through the day,
Tell her that Azulaang (Or any Azula pairing of your choosing) is Canon.
Only talk in Azula Quotes.
Go through every door before her and hold it closed.
Draw horns on her enormous forehead.