I was in Potions class and was the only Gryffindor in the room. Harry was behind me and I still don't know how he turned gothic when he was so nice. Hermione was by the door, however. No where near me.

"And this lithium," Professor Snape said, showing us a test tube. "would be the catalyst of the potion and when it is dropped in," He poured the liquid into the black potion and it turned white. "it-"

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" My sister yelled, slaming the door open and scaring my half to death. Professer Snape looked annoyed at being interrupted and that annoyence grew when Draco Malfoy came in naked. I blushed and looked away quickly.

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Malfoy screamed, probably still standing in the open door. I refused to look up.

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Professor Snape demanded angrily in his cold voice but I knew Ebony would ignore him.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" My sister shouted.

Everyone gasped. Wait, I thought she was going out with Malfoy, not Harry. Does she have some kind of restless heart sydrome?

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Harry. Didn't my sister remember that they had gone out before Harry had dated Brittney?

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" My sister screamed. I assume she left and quickly snuffed out the flame under my caldron so I had something other then the still naked Draco* to look at.

*He was holding a gaint toothbrush.

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