Flutter, Lucas
( :V ) ANNOUNCEMENT / WARNING - LONG AFTER NOTE AT THE END. I SUGGEST YOU READ IT.
Oh yeah. And mistakes.
I hope I scared you guys with that. Bold and italics can do a lot of things to the mind.
And Smash Brothers is not mine. It rightfully belongs to the God company of all games *bows*, Nintendo. *chants name for rest of day*
Ness towered over the last piece of steak, a dark aura around his head. He had finished off the first three pieces of meaty goodness, but now he was having a battle with himself trying to decide if he should eat the last of it now or save it for later. He put his hand to his chin and squinted, looking thoughtfully at the steak.
"Ness is there something wrong dear? You've been standing there for ten minutes looking at that piece of steak," Peach came and put her hand on his small shoulder. She looked down at him with concerned eyes, round and shining like polished sapphires. "Are you still hungry?"
Ness looked up. "That's just it, Peach! I can't decide if I want the steak now or later. But, you'll be making lunch, right? No leftovers today, huh?"
A small smile tugged at the princess's pink lips. "Not likely. But tomorrow you're welcome to eat the steak-"
"But Peach!" he whined. "You know how sometimes when you leave meat in the refridgerator overnight, and when you try to eat it in the morning, it tastes all nasty and hard, and the meat isn't as juicy and delicious as it was the night before? I don't want it to taste like that!"
Peach kept a sweet smile on her face during the outburst. "Then it won't taste like that. I'll just bake it for you over again. Then it'll taste right. Right?" She tilted her head at the second right.
Ness sighed. "I guess." His shoulders slouched when Peach removed her hand. He stretched his back and heard multiple cracks of protest. "Boy, I'm beat,"
Marth looked up from the book he was reading. "But you've just awoken. How are you possibly thinking of going back to sleep?"
The psychic turned around and crossed his arms. "I never said I was going back to sleep. I meant that my back was hurting,"
Marth flipped a page in the book. "But you were thinking it,"
"But you were thinking it," Ness mimicked, voice a higher pitch.
"Stop that,"
"Stop that. Everyone, look at me! I'm Prince Marth and I wear girly tiaras like a . . . girl. Ohhh," Ness walked around the kitchen with a hand on his hip and puckered lips. Marth frowned and hid his face deeper into the book, hiding an unwelcome and quite angry blush.
"Nice Marth impersonation," said a new voice.
Ness spun around, "Hey, thanks," he did a double take, "Lucas! Toon Link! Good morning!"
The blonde looked down and hid his face, still uncomfortable about the morning's mishap. "G-good morning, Ness."
The elf pat Lucas's back, "I found Blondie staring at flowers in the rain. I'm guessing he was watching them grow?"
"Blondie" blushed profusely, "I told you not to call me that. And I wasn't staring at them, I was admiring them. Remembering something . . ."
Peach starting placing food on two plates for Toon Link and Lucas. "Oh, did you have a garden back on Nowhere Islands?"
Everyone looked at him, waiting for an answer. Everyone, but Ness who found a loose thread on Toon Link's hat absolutely mesmerizing.
Lucas looked down. "You could say that."
By the time Lucas and Toon Link finished eating their breakfast, the rest of the brawlers residing in the manor had came downstairs to get their breakfast. Some came down arguing, some came down laughing in each other's ears and some came down as silent as Snake creeping around in Samus' room.
The Brawlers ate quietly, chatting happily amongst themselves, actually being somewhat civilized. That is, until Ike spoke up.
"Hey guys," he put a clean chicken bone down, "I'm gonna start throwing waffles, okay?" He wiped excess chicken grease from his lips and reached across the table for a bottle of syrup.
Everyone exchanged perplexed glances and just shrugged off the fact that Ike was about to start pelting people with waffles because they didn't think that he was actually being serious. Oh, but he was serious. Very serious.
"You throw a waffle at me, and that's the end of it." Snake shoved eggs, sausage and a blueberry waffle into his mouth.
"End of what?" Ike drowned a soggy waffle in the sticky substance.
"Your life. And I'll make sure it hurts like a bitch too."
Peach poked her head out of the kitchen. "Snake!" she put her hands on her hips. "Language!"
"Sorry mom, didn't mean to upset you,"
Peach retreated back into the kitchen.
"Fine then," Ike said and stood up, "I'll throw it at you!" The word "you" was elongated as if it were in slow motion.
He threw a waffle in Link's direction and doubled over in laughter as the crisped cake slowly slid down the Hylian's face. Link tore the waffle off his face and grimaced as mutliple strings of sticky syrup were connecting from the pastry to his face.
"Ew . . . " he muttered.
"Gross," Toon Link snickered.
"Look's like a waffle bukkake," Wolf drunk some of his orange juice as some others spit their's out.
"What the hell Wolf?!" Bowser sputtered.
Lucas tilted his head slightly and frowned. "What's a bukkake?" He had trouble pronouncing the word.
Some of the older Brawlers started coughing and chuckling, Falco especially, who was really getting a laugh out of the conversation. Snake pointed his fork in Lucas's direction. "You don't need to know kid."
"It's something only us adults need to know about," Ike picked up another waffle, looking for his next victim.
Marth smirked. "You consider yourself an adult? Laughable," he put the tea cup to his lips, but wasn't able to drink any tea, for a waffle had just landed atop his head.
"Bullseye! I was goin' for the bang, but that shot was much better!" Ike laughed and high-fived with Sonic.
Marth growled and stomped out of the room.
Wario turned around in his seat. "Don't worry! The beauty salon's open right now! All you gotta do is hop in your Barbie Mobile and cruise on over there down Gay Street!" The dining room erupted in laughter.
"Guys, leave him alone. What has he ever done to you all?" Samus slouched in her seat and pat her stomach appreciatively.
Peach's heels clacked against the marble flooring as she came to the table to drink a cup of tea. "That wasn't very nice. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. When you were saying 'gay', Wario, I'm hoping that it was the happiest of terms." She sipped her tea daintily.
Wario only shrugged and continued eating. And farted a little.
"Yeah, he's just a little spoiled and prissy. It comes with having the ability to drip royalty." Pit came back to his seat with his third plate of chocolate chip pancakes and already started to choke himself by shoveling it all down.
Zelda sat down her cup of coffee. "Am I suppossed to be offended?"
The angel shrugged. "Take it however you want, princess." Pit grinned when he got a disapproving glare from Link.
Everyone started talking nonsense, Ike kept throwing waffles, that is, until Mario threw a flaming pancake at him, which stopped all pastry throwing for the day, and Lucas just soaked it all in. These were the people he would be living with until the end of the tournament.
Meta Knight sighed beside him. "I'm being surrounded by complete imbeciles," the Dreamland resident complained in his deep baritone voice.
Lucas looked down. Was Meta Knight a mind reader?
Lucas watched in awe as Toon Link and Ness trained together. They came at each other fiercely, barely even giving each other a chance to recollect let alone the opportunity to stand up. Lucas noticed that Toon Link took advantage of his projectiles and threw bomb after bomb at Ness, barricading him in bluish black smoke that ominously clouded around the PSI user. The elf then threw his boomerang, expecting it to come back quicker since it would've hit the earth resident at such a short distance.
But, as the boomerang came whirling back taking longer than expected, the blonde had to jump back a few feet to avoid getting hit by an attack from the air. His thinking was wrong though, for as he stepped back, he felt a piercing pain on his rump and heard something that sounded like "PK Fire!". The fiery inferno burned through his tunic as the elf quickly dropped his sword and shield to pat the fire, causing it to grow. Lucas wanted to help so badly, to PK Freeze his bottom. But if he transported himself onto the stage, he would just mess things up for Ness and draw attention to himself which is something he did not want.
"Put it out! Put it out!" Toon link ran around the stage with cat eyes as wide as saucers.
"That's payback for the bombs, haha!"
Soon the fire went out and Toon Link frowned as he saw the back of his tunic. The part where his bottom was burned black to a crisp, showing the white leggings that he was wearing underneath. He blushed and glared daggers at Ness.
"I told you we should've trained on the Pirate Ship! Or even Delfino Island! You owe me another green tunic!"
Ness brought out a wooden bat. "Aw, don't pretend that you don't have like a hundred of those things. Batter up!" Ness ran in to get Toon Link KO'd with a bat to the face.
The PSI user swung harshly at the elf, hearing a loud crack and loud grunt of pain. When Ness saw what he had done, he frowned in disappointment. He hadn't knocked Toon Link offstage and into the depths of the universal background of Final Destination, instead the blonde had covered his face with his forearms just in time, where blood started seeping through the lime green sleeves of his undershirt.
Ness backed up and put his bat back in his backpack. If that's where it goes. "You know we have these shield thingies for a reason. And you also have your own cute, little shield." The raven-haired boy flashed a reddish orb covering almost his whole body and then pointed at the Hyrulian Shield. Ness laughed when Toon Link grumbled and picked up his items.
*back in the audience chamber*
"Ouch . . . " said a female voice.
"That had to hurt . . . " said a male voice.
Lucas jumped at the two new voices and turned to see the Ice Climbers watching just as intently as he. They still had their parkas on, along with the brown leather gloves. It was like everywhere they went, it was below -75 degrees. Nana turned towards Lucas.
"Hey Lucas!" she scooted closer to him. "You ready for the tournament?"
"Y-you know my name?" Lucas stuttered.
Nana looked confused. "Of course! Why wouldn't I?"
Popo scooted closer as well. "Maybe it's because girls don't talk to him that much . . . Is that it, Lucas? Do girls ignore you?"
"Huh?! Um, that's not-"
"We've gotta introduce him to a girl!" Nana interrupted.
"But you're a girl, and you've been introduced to him. Kinda." Popo stated.
"You're right . . ."
Lucas shivered. Being around the Ice Climbers made him feel as though he had just walked outside into a blizzard without a coat or boots. On top of that, whenever they talked, their breath would reach his arms and give him goosebumps.
"Lucas, are their any girls from Mother 3 that you know? You know, of course besides your aunt, sister, mother . . . anyone of those girls don't count! Girls, like, you know, that aren't- Hm?" she stopped talking when Popo tapped her on the shoulder. He pointed to Lucas and Nana saw how the blonde wasn't really listening anymore. He was actually staring off into space. Into nothingness.
"Luke? Earth to Lucas?" Popo waved his gloved hand in Lucas's face, causing him to stir, but not wake from his trance.
The siblings were going to continue messing around with Lucas until he finally came to his senses, but were stopped when they heard a loud ouch! - (bold) come from the battefield. They turned to the stage and saw as Toon Link, his percentage at a high 259%, jumped for joy, and disappeared off the stage through a golden portal.
The two boys reappeared out of portals. Both Ness and Toon Link looked exhausted, but any injuries they had on stage had dissapated into thin air. But the burned tunic still remained burned and charred.
"Haha! I win! And no doubt that I'll always be the winner!" Toon Link sheathed his Master Sword and stepped out of the now blue portal, smile big and shining in victory.
"Oh, you lost Ness? Ouch. Ya know, the tournament starts tomorrow . . . You won the Melee tournament but this year, Master Hand is going hard on us." The brunette formed a chunk of ice in his hand and bit into it. "You better step it up, or else no trophy for you this year." Popo bit another chunk of ice off. "Oh man, this is good . . . "
Ness' cheeks had a pink tint. He tried to make it go away but it just looked like dim pink lights flashing on and off inside his mouth. "What about you two, huh? Have you two been training?"
Nana stood up in her seat and placed her gloved hands on her hips. "Ever since summer ended at the mountains, we decided to start training with each other! I mean, Mr. Teradactile is obviously no Yoshi, but we did dodge his eggs for practice!" She smiled victoriously. "Right Popo?"
A nod.
Toon Link was reading papers inside a binder before he looked up, shocked. "There's a 'summer' where you guys live?!"
Popo finished the chunk of ice. "Yeah and there's an autumn, a winter and spring!"
The kids chuckled, even Lucas when he awoke from his daydreaming. Toon Link rolled his eyes and grinned. "Oh shut up. I was just surprised because you guys walk around in those coat thingys as if it's a winter wonderland wherever you go. And plus, snowy places to me, even if the sun is beaming, are still very, very cold."
"Well, yeah, but it is a little bit warmer. Too be honest, sometimes it's colder here than it is in the mountains." Popo shrugged.
Lucas turned to Popo. "But, there's warmth radiating throughout the whole mansion. How on earth do you guys still feel colder here than in the hymalayas - (spellcheck lol)?"
"Yeah, and plus you two wear those big eskimo coats everywhere," Ness came to sit on the bench in front of Lucas, turning around and getting himself comfortable.
Toon Link looked up. "I said that already."
"You didn't say big eskimo coats."
Popo unhooded himself, showing a big brown curly bushel of hair. "Do you guys see my ears?" Everyone looked at the brunette's ears. Sure enough, they were beet red.
"You're just blushing," Toon Link poked at the ear, which was as cold Shadow Moses whenever it started to snow brutally.
"If I were blushing, my face would've been red, too," Popo looked up at the elf.
"I see a tint."
"Shut up."
"Oh guys, I just remembered," Nana said, "Peach said that for lunch we're eating under the big gazebo. How about we all go there now so that we can grab some seats and sit together?"
"Okay," Toon Link smiled, but then frowned and his shoulders slouched, "but I gotta go change first. Someone is a little too happy with fire."
Ness put his hands up in a surrender motion. "I'm sorry for burning one of the thousands of green tunics you have in your closet."
"Yeah, yeah." Toon Link walked out and towards the direction of his room.
Ness put down his hands, but never got up. Nana saw this and looked at him, then at Lucas, then at each other, then at Ness again before they started snickering.
Lucas turned to the her, "What?"
"Ohhh, nothinggg," Nana drawled.
Popo put his hood back onto his head and made a circular motion with his finger near his right ear. Nana slapped his hand down and ran out of the room, giggling like a happy school girl. Popo sighed and followed after her.
"Why was she laughing? Did I do something wrong? Do I have something on my face?" Lucas flushed and touched and wiped at his cheeks.
Again, Ness's cheeks were pinking irregularly again. "No Lucas, there isn't anything on your face." He smiled.
Lucas's blush lifted slightly. "Then why was she lau-"
"Hey, come with me!" Ness tugged at Lucas's arm and ran off in a direction opposite of the door. "I gotta show you something."
Lucas, taken aback by Ness's sudden request, tripped along the whole way and tried to run at Ness's speed, only making him trip even more. Ness laughed at this.
"Keep that up and I'll be dragging you. That, hah, or I might trip over you." He panted.
Lucas finally gained some footing and asked, "Where are we going?!"
"We're going down here!" Ness said as he and Lucas were now dropping down into a portal, a clear blue sky and white rolling clouds coming into view. The PSI user held onto the blonde's hand as if it were glued that way. As if it were supposed to be that way.
The Ice Climbers walked down the long and highly decorated corridors of Smash Manor, making their way to the great gazebo out in the garden that Pokemon Trainer helped Ivysaur and Peach tend to.
But before the twins had made their way to the site for lunch, Nana said to Popo, "I've gotta go and spray myself with some Off. Can't have those pesky bugs biting on me and stuff, amiright?"
Popo blinked. "But I thought Peach had the Off spray."
Nana blinked as well. "Well then, I gotta go change outta this parka. You know, since it's gonna be SO hot outside!" she chuckled nervously.
The older brother could only stare at her sister for acting a little strangely, but then he just shrugged it off. "I'll go change too," he looked down. Nana was acting pretty wierd back there . . .
The younger sister chuckled awkwardly, "Heh, yeah."
Nana ran back to her room and locked the door. She jumped onto her bed and opened her baby pink laptop. Sure enough, Toon Link had been IM'ing her constantly ever since he had got back into his room to change. There were some uninvited guests though. While chatting she changed into a cotton candy pink dress and white tennis shoes that had small pink roses on the white tip. She did her hair in two messy and tangled braids, putting pink flowers in between the strands. She opened the SBIMP, or Smash Brothers Instant Messaging Program.
thatpigluver has entered the chat.
thatpigluver - alrighty nana I'm here
thatpigluver - nana what happened?
thatpigluver - NANAAAAAA R U THERE
thatpigluver - NANAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED YOU
ThatElfGuy has entered the chat.
ThatElfGuy - Toon Link, why did you copy my username? :\ And why are you desperately pleading for Nana?
thatpigluver - y wuld i want to copii that dumb excuse of a username you whore? :l and im not pleeding or wutever u said
ThatElfGuy - :(
ThatElfGuy has exited the chat.
sweetpinkice101 has entered the chat.
sweetpinkice101 - yo TL what up? :D
thatpigluver - did they leave together? :U
Crown_Prince has entered the chat.
Crown_Prince - What are you kids talking about? Is it something that us adults should hear of and put a stop to?
thatpigluver - GET OUTTA HEER MARFFFFF. CANT U C THAT ME ND NANA R HAVING A VERY SERIOUS CONVERSASIONNNNNN?
Crown_Prince - Ugh. Your spelling doesn't have to tell me twice.
Crown_Prince has exited the chat.
thatpigluver and sweetpinkice101 has set the chatroom to "Private".
sweetpinkice101 - thank god. i forgot the chatrooms had that
thatpigluver - yeah. SO? DID THEY LEAVE? :U
sweetpinkice101 - yup! I don't know where they went though
thatpigluver - oh. does popo kno yet? did u tell him its obvs not gonna happen? :(
sweetpinkice101 - nooooo why would i want popo to know that ness has his eyes set on luke? HE'D BE DEVASTATED or however you spell it ... _
thatpigluver - i think you spelled it right
sweetpinkice101 - noo it doesnt look right
SnaketheAwesome has entered the chat.
SnaketheAwesome - No you spelled it right.
thatpigluver - OMGWTFBBQ SNAKE I SET THE ROOM TO PRIVATE HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE
SnaketheAwesome - Don't worry kids. I'm jsut your friendly, neigborhood hacker is all.
sweetpinkice101 - you spelled "just" wrong. ; w ; silly snake :3
thatpigluver - yeah u cant spell man. sorry orz LOL UR STOOPID. STOOOOOOPID :D
SnaketheAwesome - . . . I'm done here.
SnaketheAwesome has exited the chat.
( :V )ANNOUNCEMENT / WARNING - VERY LONG AFTERNOTE. WE NEED TO TALK GUYS. LIKE, RIGHT NOW.
Well, that happened.
I totes got to work on this chapter immediately. I did make another version of this, which was MUCH longer and MUCH more dramatic lol. But I decided, "Nah, the drama can come later on in the future chapters." AND TRUST ME THERE WILL BE A PAINFUL AND EMBARRASSING MIX OF LEMON AND DRAMA MWUAHAHA. Likeunrequestedinterruptions duringsexcough.
Then, I rewrote this chapter three more times.
The first time was because some of the events didn't make sense lol.
The second time was because I wanted to add a nice little twist that tickled your fancy.
And the third time was just because I wanted to.
Before I wrote this chapter, I was a little iffy of whether or not I should just end the story here and, you know, do something else. "Something else like what?" you may ask (and then I would yell "I DON'T KNOW"). But then I was like "nawww" I'm having too much fun with this. Especially since Popo would be devastated. "DEVASTATED?" you might ask in a voice unlike your own. "BUT WHY?" OH YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW BY NOW. YOU'RE NOT THAAAT STUPID. *cringes* I didn't take my medicine today, ughhh.
And Guest, a person who I couldn't really reply to because yeah, thanks for going stalker on my story. Waiting that long? Sweet baby Jesus wrapped in a warm blanket. How loyal. You made me smile yo. And that's a hard task. The only things that make me smile are loveable idiots (like Alfred (USA) and Xiba), when people trip and fall, America (THE GREAT) and food. I'd say that you're in the loveable idiot catergory of course.
Oh, and if it wasn't obvious, the story isn't in Lucas's POV anymore. Wamp wamp. And I can't write fighting / action scenes orz. BUT HEY I TRIED. ("AND FAILED" you're probably saying in your head) And that chat scene was just something to quicken the pace of me letting you know that Popo is aherpaderpderp.
Never throw waffles and my mom just called me fat LOL BUT THE TRUTH HURTS RIGHT? I'm just kidding. I actually just have the best metabolism in the worldddd I'm as skinny as . . . um. A pole? Stick? A Toothpick?
Until next time, mah friends, foes, and dur I dunno. Ukes an semes I guess is what I can call you guys? I know that most of my reviewers are ukes, THAT'S FOR SURE. 'CAUSE THEY LOVE GETTIN' IT GIVEN TO THEM. thunkin'onthatheadboardarewe?
I'm just kiddin' guys. Love you all to freakin' bits. Sorry for posting this long ass afternote, but if you read it all anyway because you probably have no life, LALALA YAY HOOORRRAY. And if you didn't . . . *death glare and dark music* YOU'LL HAVE TO STICK YOUR HAND IN THE PAIN HOLE. YEAH CAUSE I WATCH GRAVITY FALLS.
But seriously. Bye guys. *hugs with coffee and chocolate*
Oh, and if it wasn't clear justbecauseiknowhowyouguysar esometimes -
thatpigluver - Toon Link
sweetpinkice101 - Nana
ThatElfGuy - Link
Crown_Prince - Marth
SnaketheAwesome - You're not stupid.
Yes, SBIMP will become a thing in this fanfiction. It's got "Smash Brothers" in the name so it's kind of official lol. And if I make any other fanfictions about Smash Brothers (a game which will NEVER get old), this program will be connected to it.
I've always imagined Popo having a cute little curly mess of chocolate brown hair. Same with Nana except kind of tangled. You know, something that a tomboy would have. Unlike myself who obsesses over hair like a maniac.
Pit: Oh my God. SHUT THE HELL UP.
Me: I THOUGHT YOUR GOD WAS PALUTENA. SHOULDN'T YOU BE SAYING "OH MY PALUTENA"?
Pit: *extremey agitated at this point and flies away*
Until next time. :)