Finally the day Bella had been waiting for had arrived with the Cullens attending school. As such she had her false overmind which she could control quite well which she could see in her mind's eye as two separate minds with her shield between them. She could choose which mind to broadcast to Edward, thus throughout the morning she made sure to think mean less thoughts about what was going on around her while the rest of her thoughts were about up of school information. This made her easy to overlook and blend in within the students; her mind had sent an alarm blaring just like she wanted when Edward dipped into her mind. It gave her quite a start but at least he didn't pick up her real mind when he was mind reading.
It all began at the canteen when as usual she was eating lunch by herself with the table the Cullens came and sat at in her line of sight. She decided to play with them since she knew Edward was probably telling what the students thought about them so she started by looking at each one. Starting with Rosalie, "A blond Goddess has come to town and why wasn't I informed that she was so beautiful. I want to have her, run my fingers though her hair and I am inviting her to come to the beach and nude sunbathe. I wonder if I could ask her out on date. That beautiful blond hair I must have it; wrap it all around me and wake up in her arms. Press closely together so none shall pull up apart. Wow I am in loveeeeeeeeeeeee. Well if that didn't get Edward's attention and keep it away from me. Outing myself as a lesbian, Caius has better hair than Rosalie and it will be all mine to play with. O well, one down and four more to go. Meanwhile my thoughts have gotten more pornographic in regards to Rose and I am sitting with a smoldering look on my face staring at Rose.
Until Emmet's laughter brings my attention to him probably because of what Edward said I was thinking about. The first thought was flickering between Emmet and a bear as if I couldn't make up my mind on which one he was. Then because I could now see that Rose had her hands on his arm. I believed he had a gold collar and leash which Rose held. A perfect attack dog to round-up Rose's harem and carry them to bed when they were able to escape her sex dungeon. More pornographic thoughts about said dungeon etc. By now the whole student body in the canteen was staring at the huge Cullen who was laughing so loudly. Only I had an idea about what he was finding so amusing.
Then Jasper put his hand on his arm to control his humor and I thought. Drill Sargent Major who gave the orders for the soldiers under Rose's command and had him dressed in an army uniform composed of the various uniforms though the time periods. He commanded them with a whip in one hand and a sword in the other; his voice made them obey. Naturally he was in charge of the household due to being Rosalie's brother. I briefly admired his hair but thought that the reason he glared so much was because the boys kept trying to sneak a feel of his hair since they where not getting by the guard bear to feel his sister's hair. As such protecting his hair and his sister's virtue or her lack of one made for a cranky Jasper. My main problem throughout putting these forward for Edward's view was that because Jasper was an empath my emotions had to match the thoughts he was reading. Luckily I could cheat by using my feelings for Caius to be pasted onto the Rose memories. But from the feeling of humor in the air and the lack of stopping Emmnet's laughter; Jasper had found my thoughts harlarous.