AN-I was totally gonna make a Valentine's Time special, but I had already written half this chapter so…. -_-' The end will have something Valentine-y. :D Oh and I haven't been able to log in to FF for some time,(WTF?) so just keep in mind that I wanted to update this on Valentine's Day, but if not, then whatevs, I tried. :P 3,000 words, say wha?
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StretchyGoodness: Hehe…good idea Finn, hacking into Marceline's account…. BEST PRANK EVUH! xD
RighteousHero: that wasn't my idea! I was just wondering what Marcy would do if we did that…Dx
StretchyGoodness: Oh…...so.….. now when… she REALLY logs in…..then…DUDE! SHE'S GONNA KILL US!
RighteousHero: THENWHYD YOU GO TO THE BOTTOM OF LAKE CELEZON TO "BORROW" A HACKING DEVICE THINGY IF YOU KNEW THAT? D:
StretchyGoodness: CUZ I'D THOUGHT IT'BE FUNNY! And if you were in on it, then she might not kill us as much!
RighteousHero: THAT'S NOT TRUE!
StretchyGoodness: Uh-huh! Member when we were hiding in Marceline's closet? If it was just me, she would've sucked my guts out already!
RighteousHero: oh….
StretchyGoodness: Dude, seriously, why are you blushing? xD
RighteousHero: I'm not- ah, whatevs….. But we might as well answer some questions before we die, buddy… :(
StretchyGoodness: I know, dude…. Vampirepanda18 asked: "Finn, what was your reaction when you accidentally saw Marceline in the bathroom….wearing only a sock?" Oh and LoopDeLoopy kinda asked the same thing… Uh, Finn? Is that true? O.o
RighteousHero: ….O_O
StretchyGoodness: ….DUDE. YOU SAW MARCELINE NAKED? Oh man, oh man, now she's gonna kill us even more! Why'd you have to that?
RighteousHero: IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE! I didn't even want to see-wait, YOU'RE the one who said to scope out the scene! It's YOUR fault you made me a perv!
StretchyGoodness: So that's why you were acting all weird when we got home! *facepalm* Oh glob dude, I'm sorry, let's just hope-
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SexyVamp: Hey weenies, I logged in alread- Finn….. What's this about hacking into my account?
RighteousHero: MARCELINE, I SWEAR-
StretchyGoodness: DON'T KILL US!
SexyVamp: And you were in my bathroom? Is this what you meant when you said you saw every- URGH! THAT'S IT! I'm COMING OVER RIGHT.NOW!
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RighteousHero: DUDE, WHATR WE GONNA DO?
StretchyGoodness: The only thing we can do…..
StretchyGoodness is now streaming a live video.
*it's one of those amateur videos where the person taking the video has the camera all shaking, and Beemo is connected to Finn's computer by a really long wire…*
VIDEO *in play form!*:
Jake stretches behind the couch, as Finn follows with the camera/BMO, and both assume crouching positions. Jake stretches his hand to take Beemo, and both wrestle for BMO whispering "No, you do it!" until finally Finn lets out a sigh.
Finn: *whispers angrily* Fine, I'll do it! Hurry up before she comes!
Jake positions the camera directed at Finn, but it's pretty frickin obvious his hands/paws are trembling.
Finn: *still whispering* OK, I don't know who's gonna see or find this video after we get got by Marcy, so *sigh* we're gonna say our good-byes.*glances over couch quickly* First is PB: yeah, I DID once like-you-a-lot, but I'm not as much as a dumb-butt to notice you love science more, and you're older than me by like 5 years, but still *smile* it was mathematical hanging out with you. (AN- ah.. if he only said that in the show…) Peppermint Butler: I thought you were kinda creepy at first, but after you helped us get that flower back….well you were still kinda creepy, but thanks.
Jake: Hurry up, man, else we might not transcend correctly into glob world!
Finn: OK, OK man! I just got two more peeps! Susan: you're one of the most righteous people I know, and you were a human like me. I'm sorry to leave you with the title of only human now. You can have our tree house and treasure and junk.
Jake: DUDE! I'm not leaving our house t-
Finn: *grits teeth*NOT now Jake. Ice King: yeah, you were an old poot, we always had to rescue princesses from you, and you wrote a weird fanfiction about us, but that's because you lost your wife or whatever. And-
Jake shoves Beemo towards Finn and his face goes right up to Beemo's face.
Jake: LADY! Sorry, sugar, I have to go to glob world now. Always know that-
A window crashes and Marceline hisses.
Marceline: WHERE…..ARE…..YOU...
Finn and Jake quickly embrace each other in fear and place Beemo facing them.
Jake: Brotha…before we die, I have to tell you somethin…
Finn: Yeah, brotha?
Marcy breaks a few things and turns over some couches and junk.
Jake: Member when I gave you that special flavored coffee and then you said it tasted funny? Yeah….*stifles a laugh* I farted in it.
Finn: *whisper shout* WHAT?
Marceline turns over the couch Finn and Jake are hiding behind and hisses. Finn and Jake scream, Finn screams in his going-through-puberty high voice. (:P)
Marceline: *angrily with her wolf face* There you are….
Marceline's axe-bass is set on the floor while she drags Finn and Jake out by their feet flailing their arms and screaming and Beemo falls over. Marcy picks up Beemo…..
Marcy: Wouldn't want you to see this, baby…
….And turns BMO off….
*end video*
*30 minutes of pain and suffering to Finn and Jake preformed by the one and only Vamp Queen lay-tah…*
SexyVamp: Learned your lesson, BOYS?
RighteousHero: Ow…why'd you have to hit us with the back of your bass so hard…? I think my buns are bruised …. D_x
StretchyGoodness: Hehe….that's what he said….. xD
SexyVamp: Hey Jakey….. I can always go turn ya lime green (as in, I'll suck out the red in you) if you haven't learned your lesson on being dirty…. ;)
StretchyGoodness: um…. I LEARNED MY LESSON, OH QUEEN OF THE VAMPIRES! *please don't do it….^_^*
SexyVamp: I'll take your word for it, then…. I always like it when they beg…. :P on to some questions!
Cupcake-Flavored-Muffins asked "What was your mom like and is she human? Would you date Finn if not have my child."
Yeah she was human. But she….passed on a long time ago…and she was the best mom a girl can have, and even though I really miss her, she's probably in a better place then she was now, I guess...
StretchyGoodness: *sniffle* don't cry Jake…. DON'T CRY…..
RighteousHero: Yeah, that was some righteous things to say bout your mom, Marcy. :)
SexyVamp: um….right…..and date Finn? PHBT! Maybe if he wasn't so damn innocent and "virtuous" and whatnot….:P
RighteousHero: HEY! xD
SexyVamp: NEXT QUESTION! He23t: "What will happen if a German tiger tank attacks the candy kingdom and how will you all stop it? Finn: what is your weapon of choice: the Gatling gun or the machine gun?"
German tiger tank huh? Well the Germans are pretty hard-core….but I wouldn't do anything. I seriously wonder what Bonnie's little kingdom would look like up in flames…. ;D
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IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: You DARE consider sending my future wife's kingdom into flames? Oh and I'd kill them with my ice ninja skills. Nobody messes with my sweet Bubblegum…..
RighteousHero: Well after Ice King does….that, I would herd all the Candy People and Princess to safety so they wouldn't get burned and junk….and PB's not gonna be your future wife, Ice King!
StretchyGoodness: Yeah, how many times do we have to tell you, dude? Or did you forget to tell us you had stanky old wizard hearing too? xP Oh and I'd act like one of those security blankets round the Candy Kingdom. xD
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LadyLumps: OH MAH GLOB! I'd like totally fake falling in love with the guy in the tank, so he's mesmerized by my totally lumpin hot body, and he wouldn't attack PB's kingdom, cuz he wants to marry me. ;D
SexyVamp: what if it's a girl inside the tank? :P
LadyLumps: PSHAW, I can go lesbo if I have to! I still like Brad, but either way he wouldn't lumpin know…..
StretchyGoodness: O.O…..WHAT-
SexyVamp: -THE FU-
RighteousHero: -LIP?…oh and IM ALL ABOUT SWORDS! Besides, Jake says I can't use a gun….
SexyVamp: Yeah, that makes sense, you'd probably end up shooting yourself….. :P
RighteousHero: NO I WOULDN- Yeah I probably would. :T
SexyVamp: All right, Super meat girl asked: "Marcy do you sparkle in the sunlight?"
Ugh, NO! Do you think I haven't seen those stupid Twilight movies? I burn in the sunlight. What kinda stupid person (Stephanie Mayer, whatever that chick's name is) thinks vampires sparkle? Besides, if someone said that, people wouldn't be scared of us….which they should be.
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: What, I thought those movies were pretty decent!
StretchyGoodness: Yeah, cuz you're ICE KING, you're all about lame-o things…. xD
LadyLumps: Hey,I wanna sparkle in the sunlight! That would like, make Melissa so gam jealous! Marceline, BITE ME!
SexyVamp: O.o urgh, can you not read, Lump girl? Only lame vampires sparkle. And as much as I would love to turn you blue, you're simply not appealing, and the way you said it…..NOPE.
LadyLumps: :L
SexyVamp: Next in line is The girl you never knew who asked: "Marcy how would you suck Finn's blood mist? Finn who would you date Marcy or PB? Jake how many people have you dated? Ice king get YOUR MUSIC FACTS RIGHT YOU BLOODY BAST- I should stop there and let you figure out what I mean. PB why are you so pink? Don't you ever get sick of the color? You remind me of peptobismol…"
How would I suck out Finn's blood mist? Well that's gonna be a fun question to answer!
Paralyze his body but not his eyes so he gets to see his own blood mist coming out of his body.
Give Finn a few seconds to look back on his life and how he wasted it. Cuz he did. :P
Of course at this time, his cheeks would be red, so I would convert the blood inside his cheeks to mist first (hey, that's a hard thing to do!), take it out, and drink the red out drop by drop.
If I'm really hungry then I'd just drink the red from the rest of his body
If I'm bored enough then I'd make pictures of his loved ones with his own blood mist in front of his face.
Eventually: Finalize the process. 1:
RighteousHero: You actually thought about it STEP-by-STEP? O.O
SexyVamp: Not right now. I did when I first saw you guys at my treehouse. ;)
StretchyGoodness: Oh, you mean when I was terrified you might bite us? Hehe…good times…:D
SexyVamp: Oh, does that mean you're not scared of me anymore? Cuz I'm kinda hungry right now, and I could always round up some Candy Peeps and eat them mercilessly right in front of ya….
StretchyGoodness: Nope….I mean, yeah, YEAH, I'm horrified, your very voice chills my magical dog bones….. O.o
SexyVamp: PHBT! Go to some acting class, dog, cuz that was horrible. but your act of only dating Lady "Rainbow" seems to need a little work too. :P
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: Wait! How exactly do dogs and Rainicorns "mate"? Because I think there's a, uh, length difference, in question…?
RighteousHero: Dude. Why were you checking out Jake and Lady's length? O.O/ xD
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: What? Can't a guy just watch a couple having a picnic from his window for a long period of time and notice these types of things? -_-"
StretchyGoodness: ….….YOU"RE FREAKING CREEPING ME OUT MORE THAN USUAL, MAN! D:
RighteousHero: OH I CAN TOTES ANSWER JAKES QUESTION!Hey Jake…..xD member our "magical dog" neighbor, Alys-
StretchyGoodness: QUIET FINN! I DIDN'T KNOW NOBODY!
SexyVamp: Go on …..:P
RighteousHero: hehe…When I was 4 and we were still at our parents house, Jake used to send choc-
StretchyGoodness: IT WAS JUST A CRUSH, MAN! AN INNOCENT, BLIND CHILDHOOD CRUSH!
RighteousHero: -olates to our neighbor, "Alyssa", and it turns out she was secretly a hobo dude wearing a dog disguise just to get free food…..xD
SexyVamp: HAHAHAHAHA! Wow, Jake, I didn't know you were that desperate back then…..:P
StretchyGoodness: HEY for a hobo, the disguise was pretty decent! D: But the answer is 3.
RighteousHero: The hobo doesn't count, dude.
StretchyGoodness: …..:l
SexyVamp: So Finny, who would you date, me or Bonnie? :P
RighteousHero: uuhhm….I'm not into the whole….dating thing…? ._.
StretchyGoodness: PSH, yeah right! ;D
RighteousHero: SHUTCHO FACE, YA HOBO LUVAH! xD
StretchyGoodness. D: LET IT GO,MAN!
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: ….. I'm a penguin luvah.
RighteousHero: ….
StretchyGoodness: …..
SexyVamp: …
LadyLumps: ….
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Glob: …..awkward.
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SexyVamp: um…..ok…..O.O so Ice King, apparently someone thinks you're a bloody BASTARD…:P
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: WHAT? *wiggles finger* YOU are the one that needs to get your facts straight, anonymous person! D:
SexyVamp: Yeah, like I said, that was a load of balls. Just sayin'. Aw and too bad Bonnie's not here to answer her question! We'd all love to hear why she's the color of PEPTO-BISMOL….girl, you are hilarious…..xD
LadyLumps: That's gonna be like, the joke of the century, like seriously….xD
RighteousHero: I don't feel so good ruining PB'S self esteem like this… :/
StretchyGoodness: You gotta admit it's funny dude, you're still smiling…..xD
RighteousHero: Word. xD
SexyVamp: On to the next peep! Mercedes asked: "ok to Marceline: what did you think about being paired with Finn? And to Jake: strawberry ice cream or chocolate? And to PB would you rather be ugly and be stupid or be average smarts and average looks?"
In fanfictions? Well, it's kinda freaky, but it's waaay better than being paired with Bonnibel…..
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: I prefer the ones that are me times Princess Bubblegum. :D
RighteousHero: Dude. There ARE no fanfictions with you and PB.
IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: What? What? WHAT? THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING THIS CURSED INTERNET! NO ONE EVER THINKS ABOUT THE GUY WITH AWESOME WIZARD POWERS! D:
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StretchyGoodness: Hehe….I doubt that. I stol- I mean borrowed his laptop a week ago and checked his history, and there's this website called Penguin Harmony he has an account on….xD
LadyLumps: Like, what's his username?
StretchyGoodness: Tell her, Finn. ;D
RighteousHero: HAHAHA! It's…..SmexyIceBod….xD ROFLROFLROFLROFL
SexyVamp: ILMFAO! XD Well gotta give him props for originality…..
StretchyGoodness: Yeah, its- it's not something you really….see everyday…..XDOh, and NEITHER! IT'S ALL ABOUT VANILLA, MANG! :D
SexyVamp: Oh and dear "Peebles" as Finny says-
RighteousHero: I DON'T CALL HER THAT ANYMORE! -_o
SexyVamp: Whatever. :P she went off on some science-y convention thing, so she won't be able to answer your question. (AN-I just really don't like writing Bonnie, sorry Bubblegum fanatics. WAIT- no I'm not. :P) So AGCI asked "Hello Marceline! I just wanted to tell you Ice King made a parody/cover of your fry song and it played on 21.5 million TVs across the world :) Can you video tape when you murder Ice King and put it on here? Oh and dark Finn and Fionna exist I've met them -_-' crazy evil bastards. Believe it or not though, Bubblegum's actually kind of a badass in that world…"
HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Bonnie, a badass? Hard to imagine, given her pinkness…. Wait. Ice King did WHAT?!
LadyLumps: Somethin totally tells me that Ice King didn't leave cuz there wasn't any fanfiction with him and PB…. xD
SexyVamp: A video of me murdering that desperate old fool posted up here? Sure, I'd LOVE to. :D Finn, Jake, LSP, I'm off, you guys can answer another question for today ONLY. I just gotta find my axe-bass...:)
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StretchyGoodness: A'ight, what's the next question dude?
RighteousHero: um….ChaosUmbrella asked: "Now, come on Finn, you're thirteen going on fourteen? I'm fourteen, you should stop chasing PB and come out on a date with me. It would be so rad, we'd go slay some trolls or something? :')"
…..O.O
StretchyGoodness: HAHAHA! See, I told you it was cuz of your hair, man! XD
LadyLumps: PSHA! NO LUMPIN WAY, JOSE! HANDS OFF MAH MAN! D:
RighteousHero: ….O.O
StretchyGoodness: Whoa, LSP. Not you too….O.o And on Valentine's Day…
LadyLumps: Naw, when all the other princesses were like, way too scared to tell him, I was like, no competition for me, but now the lumpin battle is on!
RighteousHero: …O_O
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RighteousDarkness: Oh, well in that case, better add me, cuz I think ChaosUmbrella and I could totallywin against a giant bitchy grape… :P
LadyLumps: D: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
RighteousDarkness:
GIANT.
BITCHY.
GRAPE.
Problem? :P
StretchyGoodness: OH-HO-HO! BURN BY A RANDOM PERSON! XD
LadyLumps: RAAAAHHHH! I'M OUT! :
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RighteousDarkness: Ah….trolling on Valentine's Day…. xD
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RighteousHero: haha…Um…what's Valentine's Day, exactly?
StretchyGoodness: Nice changing the subject, Finny. xP But it's when you give little something-somethin to your sweetheart, out of *deep voice* love. Like today I gave Lady my whole secret stash of ice cream and fancy chocolate. :D or y'know, it could be presents to your best lady friends too. :)
RighteousHero: Oh.
StretchyGoodness: ….blushing again, bro?
RighteousHero: Shut up. X)
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And so it was on Valentine's Day
That many awkward things came into play
To the Candy Kingdom, where Finn went first
Careful to avoid the Candy Peeps that burst
For heart-shaped candy, he endeavored
PB's reward: a kiss upon the brow,
Finn now more confused than ever
Next, his visit to Marceline's house
Gifts: The red candy, along with a cute cloud mouse
The jam sesh that followed soon
Marceline also kissed him too
No, no, no, not on the lips
(For that, Finn would need some kissing tips :P)
All in all, it was a pretty rad night
For Finn learned there's not only love to give, but
Friendship.
Happy Valentine's Day, people! :D
~Righteous