MUAHAHAHAHA!!! No, I didn't die, I swear! But I was in the hospital for a few weeks. I broke a leg, an elbow, sprained my other ankle, and dislocated my shoulder. AND I GOT MY TONSILS REMOVED! I mean seriously, I'm in the hospital, writhing in pain in bed, and out of the blue their like, "Let's take out her tonsils." I punched a nurse, and passed out because it hurt to move my arm. And when I woke up, my throat hurt, the nurse had a black eye and was glaring at me, and I was delirious from an overdose of pain medication! But if you want to know where I got my injuries from, read my letter at the bottom of this One-shot.
The Haruno clan symbol: It had to go.
Sasuke was more then tired of having to beat the shit out of every guy that gave a second glance at his girlfriend. In fact, once when he and Sakura were walking down the street, a guy just decided to pull the rosette away from Sasuke. Of course the guy was drunk, but still, you never want to anger an Uchiha. And let's just say that that particular guy was out cold for a week.
Sakura, however, was very peeved when he demanded she start wearing the almighty Uchiha symbol. She had gone on a rampage and had kicked him in a place where no men like to be kicked. Repeatedly. Screeching that she couldn't be branded like some animal. She then refused to talk to him for the rest of the day.
And when she did decide to talk to him, it was to demand that he repent himself for his wrongdoing. Which he blatantly refused in doing so. Only leading to another cold shoulder.
It had just been yesterday that she had forgiven him. He smirked and sipped his coffee, she was going to be angry for a very long time at this rate, he gave a sadistic grin at a large smoldering pile of cloth that was in that Uchiha manor. He had recently replaced all of Sakura's clothing with something more his taste. And had just disposed of the liabilities in his plot. AKA: Sakura's old clothing.
"Ohayo Sasuke-kun." Said rosette greeted him, still in her bathrobe. He muttered a good morning and she walked back upstairs with her own coffee, saying something about getting dressed. He grimaced, and plugged his ears, and sure enough, was rewarded for his forward planning.
"UCHIHA!!!!"
OMIGOSH, YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! Okay, this is actually pretty funny. I was walking upstairs and I tripped, did a summersault down the stairs and was fine. A few minutes later, I tripped on a rug in the hallway and flew down the stairs again. I had a really bad day. But Sasuke-kun is here to make it better.
Sasuke: I wish you had stayed in the hospital.
Fuck you.
Sasuke: Sadistic rabid fan girl…
Damn straight! And you are the object of my affections. Thanks for noticing.
Sasuke: Yeah, yeah, Usagi doesn't own Naruto and crap, if she did, Gaara would live in her closet (Like I currently do.) Naruto would be her best friend and I would have asked Sakura to marry me.
You forgot something.
Sasuke: And Sakura would be a… Kick ass…Ninja…
Yeah Kishimoto-sama! You made all female ninja look weak and ignorant at the beginning of the series! Sakura did nothing! If I was a ninja, I would just own everyone! I mean jeez, give us girls a break. I know you're a guy, and all but girls can do and have done everything boys can do. Besides be president. Damn it all! Vote for Hillary! Two thumbs up for a more feminine, nation. Most of the people in this country are female anyway! Its just the men have more power, just because they are all sexy and… LIKE SASUKE-KUN! Except for George Bush. I don't really like him much; he put us back in war.
Sasuke: Usagi, how many pixie sticks did you have today?
None.
Sasuke: What have you eaten today?
Pain medication and Italian ice!
Sasuke: Damn those doctors and their pain medication.
Buh bye now, I have to go glomp Gaara at Nicole's house while she's asleep.