The odd adventures of the Cullens and co

by Preselier

A brief collection of humor stories from the Twilight series.Want to hear about Emmett making fairy cakes? It's yours! What would happen if Alice had detention? Read on and find out! And did you order Rosalies confesion poem? No? Well it's yours anyway!

4. Chapter 4 If I were a human

If I were a human...

By Rosalie Hale

If I were a human, bold and strong,

I would lie in the sunlight all day long.

I would fly high in the sky,

In a big metal bird, looking down on Bella as if she was a fly.

If I were a human smart and tanned,

I would play an instrument and join a brass band.

With my friends I would communicate and socialize,

And on Christmas, eat delicious mince pies.

If I were a human, though my life would be short,

The idea of vampires would only be a thought.

And the pain I'm enduring,

Because there is no curing,

To what has been done to me.

By Rosalie Hale