I open my eyes wide. I was NOT expecting him to kiss me. He's holding my head there, kinda squishing my face. He slips his tongue into my mouth. I jerk away. But it wasn't ANYTHING like I dreamed my first kiss would be. There were no fireworks, or people screaming "Hallelujah". But sadly, it was my first kiss. And with someone whom I do NOT want to kiss again! "I have a boyfriend!" I say quickly.
"What-? Who?!" He gasps. "Dipper!" I say, as I turn around and run off. "Oh no, That kid is gonna think twice about messing with me and my girl." He mutters, before i'm out of earshot. Then I disappear out of his vision. Dipper rounds a corner, and i'm standing there, thinking about what just happened. "Mary! What's wrong?" Dipper asks, panting. I break down crying into his arms.
"Whoa, whoa. Mary, what happened?" Dipper questions. I gotta tell him... "B-Bill..." I sob, into his shoulders. He's holding me in his arms. Perfect, just never ever move and i'll be happy again. I think. No, I shouldn't be thinking that. Dipper and I are just friends. He starts paling. "Did he hurt you? What did the Iscosolese bastard do?" He asks. "H-He kissed me!" I stutter, tears streaming down my face. I notice we've drawn a crowd. At least 40 people are watching us. Most of them are saying things like, "Aww, Dipper's got a girlfriend!" I see Bill in the crowd shaking his head, probably meaning something like, "You tell him about your past, and everyone will know your secret." The idea of it makes me shiver.
"H-He kissed you?" Dipper stutters. "Y-Yeah.." I sniffle. "Let's get you back to the Shack." He says. I nod. That sounds like a good idea. We walk through the woods in complete silence. I have this eery feeling that we're being watched. Out of the corner of my eye, I see a really tall shadow of a man, cast across a tree... I shiver. And Dipper pulls me into a side hug. When we get to the Shack, Dipper ushers me inside. "How'd your date go?" Mabel giggles. "It wasn't a date. And I should be killing someone right now!" Dipper hisses. Whoa... This is not a Dipper I want to know.
"W-What happened?" Mabel sputters. "Someone kissed and touched her. He's such a pervert!" Dipper snaps. Mabel looks at me with a worried expression. I nod. Spring and Lily tromp in. "Ok. I heard someone say pervert. Who's going to die tonight?" Lily makes a pounding motion with her fist. "I'll take care of it." Dipper says darkly. I can practictly see the steam coming out of his ears. "Oh man, Dip. Cool down!" Spring says softly. "Cool down?! COOL DOWN?! I will NOT 'cool down' until that son if a bitch is dead! He touched Mary, and now he's going to pay for it!" Dipper growls. I take a step back. He looks plain right seductive. Grunkle Stan runs in. "Did I just hear Dipper say son of a bitch?" He asks.
"Yeah. This one guy kissed Mary and now Dipper's going cuckoo bananas!" Spring makes a 'crazy' motion with her finger. "Some random guy kissed you?" Grunkle Stan yelps. "He wasn't some random guy..." I mumble. "Who was it?" Spring asks. "Bill. It was Bill Cipher." Dipper and I say at the same time. Mabel, Spring, Lily, and Grunkle Stan's jaws drop to the floor.
"You mean-" Mabel makes a triangle around her eye. Dipper nods. "KILL HIM! KILL HIM WITH FIRE!" Grunkle Stan growls. "He even slipped me 'The tongue'." I tell them. Lily literally pukes. "Dipper! Clean this up!" Stan says. "ZING!" Mabel and Spring laugh. "Why do I always have to clean up the puke?!" Dipper groans. "Because life's not fair. Anyway, it's settled. We're all going to go kick some ass! Kids, get into the car. We have a triangle to find!" Grunkle Stan says. "Accept, he wasn't a triangle. He was -unforntunately- a very attractive young man. He had golden blond hair, a yellow tailcoat, white shirt, black dress pants, and black dress shoes. Don't forget about his top hat and bow tie. But he had 2 eyes. Surprisingly." I inform. "How attractive?" Mabel and Spring giggle. Lily, Dipper, Stan, and I stare at them "Seriously?! It's Bill Cipher we're talking about! Get over it!" I snap my fingers in front of their faces. They seem to snap out of their trance. "Sorry..." Mabel bites her lip and blushes a bit. "Let's go." Stan says, stomping out of the shack.
We all pile into the car after him. There weren't enough seats in Stan's car. (But it was no problem for me.) Stan drove, Lily got shotgun. Spring was by the window, Mabel was in the middle, Dipper was by the other window, and I was on Dipper's lap. Like I said. No problem for me. Dipper was blushing, Lily and Spring were giggling, Mabel was poking me in the side while trying hard not to laugh, and I was blushing like crazy, just like Dipper. "So Grunkle Stan, how do you know Bill?" Dipper asks. I nod. How does he know Bill? "Look kids, I haven't been completely honest with you." Stan says. "No kidding!" Lily snorts. Stan glares at her.
"But- I had a twin brother, Stanley." He says. "Had?" Spring asks. "Yes. Stanley was extremely smart. Well anyways, he built this portal to defeat Bill or travel across dimensions. Can't remember which. Well long story short, Bill killed my brother." Stan explains, swerving to not hit a tree. "Stupid triangles. Whenever I see a bag of doritos, I'm going to eat them and think of them being tiny miniature Bill's!" Spring grits. "Yep." Lily and Mabel agree. "Stan, where are we even going? We don't know where he went!" Dipper says. "Yeah. I ran off before I saw where he went. For all we know, he could be in the dreamscape!" I say. Lily, Spring, Mabel, and Dipper nod in agreement. "That's where we're going!" Stan says triumphantly
. I give him a look. "How do we get there?" I ask, hiding the hint of sarcasm in my voice. "The portal under the- Oh poo." He frowns. "The portal under the shack?!" Lily hisses, her voice dripping with venom. "Yeah, exactly." He says, and makes a U-turn. "Spring, sweetie, can you drive us back to the Shack?" Stan asks Spring. "Yes, but why?" She questions, sounding very nervous.
"She's not very good at driving..." Dipper whispers in my ear. I smile at him. He smiles sheepishly back. "Who would've thought Dipper would get a girlfriend, before I got a boyfriend? A real one that is. Mabel giggled.
We were all silent until we got back to the Shack.