November 14th 6:00 pm

"I can't believe we're fucking doing this…" Brick looked down. He was pulling down at the red elastic cloth.

"Well you better buck up" I said as I grabbed his zipper.

"Now, suck it up!" I said as I started to zip up Brick's outfit. His body constricted with the intake of breathe.

"Gah! It's too fucking tight!" Brick wheezed, trying to adjust to the lack of air.

I looked Brick up and down. He was wearing a red strapless dress. It had white fur lining the bottom and a shiny black belt around his waist. We could make money doing this….

"Do we have to wear the shoes?" Butch sighed, snapping me out of my thoughts, as he walked towards us in black boot high heeled stilettoes.

"Of course! And don't forget the sexy Santa clause hats!" I said as I started to put on my black arm length gloves.

"Okay boys! You're on next", said the stage director.

We lined up, ready to enter the stage.

"Don't fuck this up, skanks" I whispered as I checked to make sure my boots wee zipped up.

"Don't get in my way, slut," Butch whispered back, while he was adjusting his hat.

"Let's get this over with…" Brick whispered as we entered the stage. I stumbled a little, not use to the stilettoes. I couldn't look into the crowd, the lights that focused on us were so bright. I had to shield my eyes. It all felt surreal, like if I was a stoner I'd be like "Duuuuuuuuuude…."

The crowd went silent in shock at our costumes.

I could feel their eyes looking us up and down, as if evaluating whether to laugh or not. The tight mini dress made it hard to breathe and the crowd silence didn't help.

"Get into position" Brick whispered, snapping me back to reality.

We lined up, from the left it was Butch, Brick then me. Butch squatted down with his ass poked and his hands on his knees. He tried to give his best smile, which unfortunately looks like a serial killer's smile. Brick had his legs crossed, one arm raised and the other one on his hip. He was leaning on one leg and had his award winning smile on. I was leaning on Brick's shoulder, with my legs slightly bent out so that the dress slipped up a little, to you know, give a little service to the crowd. I tried to smile, but I felt shaky and slightly nauseated.

Suddenly we hear the crowd start to scream. I honestly thought I was going to pass out. The people who were screaming the most were the girls.

I nodded towards Butch who went down towards the end of the stage. He pressed the play button on a little black boom box and went back to his position.

Suddenly the intro to Jingle Bells Rocks starting to play.

Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells,

I breathed deeply and started to strut to the front, hips swaying side to side, with our hands swaying in the air.

Dear God, with each motion of my hips I could feel the girls stares penetrating my soul.

Jingle Bells Rock

Jingle Bell swing

And jingle bell ring

I started gyrating my hips to the beat, Brick and Butch followed. Then we lowered our hips so our asses popped out. The crowd started cheering louder and girls started crowding the front row. Do it for the money I reminded myself.

Snowing and Blowing,

We brought each hand up one at a time in a fluid motion. It felt like my whole body was exposed to hungry wolverines. We clasped our hands together.

Up Bushels of fun

We swung hands down hard that made slap sound on our stinging thighs as we squatted once again. I quickly ran to the next position to the side.

Now the Jingle hop has begun,

Then, God have mercy on our poor souls, we started twerking to the beat. Jesus, I've never been so embarrassed in my life.

Jingle Bells

Jingles Bells

I started gyrating my hips again, this time also dancing in a circle, with our hands in the air.

Jingle Bell Rock

We did a little Hula dance move before strutting to the right side.

Jingle bell chime in

Jingle bell time in

We held our hands out as we started rocking our hips right to left.

Dancing and prancing in

The Jingle bell square

In the frosty air

Then me and Butch went to Brick's side and did a booty pop. With much gusto might I add. While Brick popped his hands in the air.

Then Butch goes to turn right while Brick goes left. They end up bumping into each other. He looks up at Brick with a staged 'Oh my god I fucked up' look. Brick pushed him away. Butch started tumbling forward. Runs up and'accidently kicked the boombox.

Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha

It started skipping as we all got into our booty pop position. Brick and I looked over towards Butch with a panicked expression.

Butch freaked out and ran up towards the boom box and kicked it into the crowd, about hitting one of the girls crowding the front.

Our bodies froze and stood there in an awkward silence.

I felt my heart rate increase and palms yet again, grow sticky with sweat.

"W-What a bright time~!" I heard someone in the crowd start singing. It was a familiar melodious voice.

"It's the right time~" I stood up and put up my hands and rocked my hips lightly going along with the person. I looked towards Brick and Butch. I signaled them to join in with me.

"To rock the night away~" They joined with me.

"Jingle bell time~" The crowd also joined in and started to clap along.

"In a swell time,

To go riding in,

A one horse sleigh~!"

We twirled around and moved into a train.

"Giddy-up jingle horse~"

We started to clap along and moved our hips to the beat.

"Pick up your feet~"

As we moved along with the song we started pelvic thrust.

"Jingle around the clock,

Mix and a mingle~"

With started to make our move to the final position, I fumbled in the high heels slightly but Brick caught me before it became a tragedy.

"In the jingling feet~"

Then Brick walked into the front while Butch and I moved to the sides.

"That's the jingle bell,

That's the jingle bell,

That's the jingle bell rock~!"

We put our arms out as we sang the final note.

The crowd started cheering and shouting for us.

I was gasping for air by the end of it, I looked over towards Brick we smiled at me and slung his arm around my neck. We were all sweaty as we took out bow.

"And now to announce the winner!" The announcer started.

"The winner of the 2014 Fall Talent Show is…"

We held our breathe as we grabbed each other.

"Rando Cardissan!"

The crowd goes wild.

"Who the fuck is Rando Cardissan?!" Butch shouted.

"What the fuck did he even do?!" I shouted.

"HE DOESN'T EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL!" Brick shouted.

"Third place is Wanda with her comedic act. Second is Boomer, Brick and Butch with their Jingle Bell Rocks dance.

We look at each other and just screamed our lungs out.

"WE FUCKING WON!" Butch shouted as he jumped into Brick's arms.

"OH MY GOD!" I shouted as Brick grabbed my shoulder.

"AHHHHHHH!" We were fucking screaming as we jumped together.

We ran to the stage, pushing other contestants to the side. Brick ran up and snatched the award and microphone out of the announcers hands.

"I would like to thank MoJo for inventing us in a prison toilet, my girlfriend Princess for funding us, and fucking world peace or some shit!"

I started tearing up as Butch grabbed me. He gave a huge brotherly kiss to the forehead as people started cheering.

"We fucking did it!" I sighed, exhausted from the dance.

We looked dumbfound at the window into the pet store.

All the puppies were gone.

"Well that was a big fucking waste of time." Butch said.

We started walking back home.

"Man, this sucks!" I sighed. Brick patted my back to comfort me.

I was walking home by myself. Still dejected from the loss of adorable puppies. I stared down at the sidewalk and sighed.

I was walking for a while until I realized I fucking walked too far from my apartments.

God dammit. Where the fuck am I? AUGGGH!

I looked around to figure out where I wandered off to. The closest building had a big sign that was starting to wear down.

"Pokey Oaks Animal Sanctuary", I said to myself. Then it struck me.

Puppies?

I instantly ran inside and started to look around. There were adorable puppies everywhere. Then I made eye contact with one in particular. It was a tiny dog that had shaggy brown hair and big brown eyes.

"YOU ARE A PERFECT GIFT FROM ABOVE!" I shouted and went straight to the gate.

It looked up at me and excitedly wagged his tail back and forth.

This is the one, and there is nothing that can tell me otherwise.

I opened up the gate, which for some reason wasn't locked. The other people around me were also taking animals out and playing with them, so what's the harm if I do it?

The instant I opened up the gate the dog leaped into my arms and started licking my face.

"Hey there cutie! Who's a good boy?! Who's a good boy!?" The dog started to shake from excitement. He gave me a look that said 'OMFG WHO IS?!'

"YOU ARE!"

The dog started to wag its tail faster and lick my face with more gusto.

"Boomer?" An angelic beautiful voice rang.

Oh fuck me.

I turned around to see Bubbles.

Of course my hands started to sweat and my pulse beat faster.

"What are you doing here?" She asked as she smiled towards the puppy. "Hey there!"

She started to pet the dog that was still in my arms. Oh God, she is literally centimeters away from touching me.

"U-uh! You know." I stammered and looked away from her. I could feel my cheeks becoming hot. "Looking a-around."

"Do you want to adopt him?" She asked.

"U-uh, how much is h-he?"

"He's free dummy. All you got to do is pay $30 for a license for this little fella." Bubbles giggled.

"O-okay!" I squeaked out.

"Come over here and I'll help you fill out the papers." She smiled at me before walking towards the desk.

I followed her, my palms are sweaty and my legs feel like spaghetti. Jesus Christ, I must have some sort of medical condition, It's like my palms are constantly sweaty or something!

"Okay, all I need is for you to sign all these papers." She took out a stack of papers. "I need you to sign here…"

I took the pen with shaky hands. I began to write my name with sloppy cursive handwriting.

"S-so do you work here or so-something?" I asked trying to break the awkward silence.

"Yeah!" She smiled. "Only on Tuesdays and the weekend though. Now can you initial here?"

I scratched down my initials trying my best to focus completely on the papers.

"And finally sign your name here, and give your street address, please." She spoke calmly.

I quickly scribbled down my information.

"Okay! All that's left is to give him a name!" She looked up to me. "I'll put the name on his license."

"So what will it be?" She grabbed a pen, ready to scribble it down.

"U-uh…" I began to think long and hard. What would be a good name for this perfect creature. "How a-about L-lucky?"

I handed her two twenty dollar bill. She went over and grabbed some change for me.

"That's a perfect name!" She gleamed. "You choose such an adorable one!"

"Yeah, y-you are…"

…

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY!?

Suddenly I felt all the blood from my face disappear. I thought I was going to faint. She just gave me a blank stare as a small blush grew on her face.

"A-ah, AHHHHHHH!" I screamed and bolted out of the door, Lucky in hand.

"W-wait Boomer!" I heard her shout. "You forgot his license!

But it was too late, I was fucking gone. I never ran so fast in my life. I just had a huge adrenaline rush.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" I screamed as I ran down the street. Ignoring the weird stares I received.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I opened the door, slammed it shut and slid down, exhausted from running.

Why the fuck can't we just use powers? Ughhhhhhhh!

"Ruff, ruff!"

I looked down at Lucky. He was looking up at me expectantly. He started to lick my fingers. I smiled and bent my head down

"Heh, welcome home Lucky…"

I kissed his cold little nose.

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