Arc 1: Ring Ring

Part 4: Don't Even Bother

Sans walked into the house, a pack of spider jelly donuts in his hand. He also had a note on the inside of the box attached to a box of pocky. He went to Frisk's room and knocked on the door. "f-frisk?" Gah! He was stuttering! play it cool sans. frisk is one of your best friends. and your crush. and she has a ghost friend that hangs out with her 24/7. compleatly and totally normal.

Who was he kidding? He liked the looks of Frisk ever since she was human and he had that dinner at the hotel. Both were around the same age and Sans really started to notice her. He was pretty sure she had a crush too. He looked back to the day when he relized Frisk was a skeleton. The start of the day had led to a stage where Skele-Frisk had shown her tounge. Skeletons showing their tounges had to deal with gicmons. Basically monster hormones. Since she showed it after blushing at Sans.

"frisk?" Sans asked again. "frisk are you giving me the silent treatment?" No answer. "frisk, if you're in there, say something." Sans put his hand on the handle. "frisk, i'm comin in." The door wasn't locked. Sans opened the door. Everything was strewn about. That was abnormal for Frisk. A few things misplaced sure, but strewn about? She wasn't like Sans with his room. She was more like Undyne.

"frisk, where are you?" Sans dialed his Speeddial #3 contact.

"my name is sans." the phone rang. "i'm a skeleton and i like puns. ketchup is great, and my bro is just the coolest. papyrus is makng me put lyrics to my theme. i'm kinda bored, but as long it makes him happy. you seem alri-" Frisk cut her phone off.

"Frisk, Sans might be worried about you." Chara gave Frisk a hug.

"I want to protect him Chara."

"Frisk…"

"Chara…"

"But you love him. And he loves you."

"Familial love Chara. Plus, if he loves me, he'll listen to me."

"Or try to find out what's wrong and get sad once he relizes you've left."

"Chara…?"

"Yes Frisk?"

"…I can't feel my legs."

"That's what you get for sitting on them all day and crying!" Chara hit Frisk playfully in the back of her skull.

"Hi~ This is Frisk I can't come to the phone right now, so leave your name, number, and a brief message and I'll get back to as soon as I can. Thanks!"

"sans, you know the number. heya frisk. i saw you didn't leave a note telling us where ya went. so come back asap. i've got those donuts you like~" Sans hung up, blushing blue. Why did he end it like that? He looked to the the time Frisk would return. A scenario played out in his head.

"Sans! I got your message! You got donuts?"

"only the best for you and i to share~"

"Cool!" Frisk opens the box and takes a bite out of a donut. She notices the box of pocky and note. "You got the Cookies and Cream I like! What's with the note?"

"i donut know how to tell you this, and i know my puns are tear-ible but i just wanted to say, Knock Knock, I a-door you."

"Sans, that super cheesy."

"you didn't cut it did you?"

"Ahahahahaha! No! Silly goose!"

"i'm not a goose, i'm a skeleton~"

"Ahahahahaha!"

Sans puts his arm around Frisk.

And if things go well,

Frisk's red tounge shows itself. Frisk gets all flustered. Sans makes Frisk face him. Sans puts a pocky stick in Frisk's mouth and he takes the other side of it. Sans shows his blue tounge. He wraps it around the pockey stick inching towards Frisk's face. They begin to kiss after the pocky stick is finished.

Sans sighed, blushing at the thought. "hopefully…"