Warning : "Boy on Boy"
[ Chapter 03 : "2nd Hellish Day" ]
Summary - My school is an actual hell hole of monsters, on my first day I met a bastard, encountered a cannibal big breasted old hag, had to go up possibly a man eating machine and found out I'm right where I belong. WHAT THE HELL!
[ Genre(s) : Comedy / Romance ] ( Rated M for mature content / safety )
Disclaimer -I do not own Naruto or any thing else related. To further clarify I do not own anything at all especially Naruto. In fact this isn't even my computer I'm using my boss' computer to write all my fan fiction. Just know that it is very big company and you'll never find me because I'm a very insignificant cog. Now try and sue me now! (Please don't...)
KERO, KERO... KERO, KERO.
The green toad crocked annoyingly which soon pulled out a boy from the depths of slumber land, "Argh- time, what is it?" He groaned as he lifted himself off the uncomfortable, lumpy, sheet less, cold... well you get the idea. The torture this thing gave barely even offered two winks for rest. The two blankets he had borrowed from Ayame "did" allow him to remain warm throughout the night at least, though right now it slipped away from his form and fell to floor the cool air touched his bare skin making him quiver. To produce warmth he wrapped his arms round himself, a self-hug, and began to rub his arms to make heat just like a poor man. Squinting his eyes he looked at the time, "Good it's only four am..."
The boy yawned loudly with his mouth wide open while getting off bed, since it was this early he could take a quick shower. Once in the bathroom, brushing his teeth he saw something peculiar. Like one of those horror movies like: Grudge, Silent Hill or something with those damn mirror tricks. Before he had taken notice of those leering luminous pair of golden orbs, that wickedly grinning toothed shadow fiend spoke in its slithering voice, "Ribbit, the clock is still ringing... Naruto." In an instant his eyes snapped wide open, like an impulsive gag reflex he spat out the bubbly foam mint at the reflection while jabbing a finger towards it with his mouth hanging out in a silent scream.
Turning around there was nothing behind him, but blue bathroom tiled wall, looking back at the mirror he could still see the beast and this time he could hear it growling. He took a mouthful of water to gargle out the toothpaste and spat the water into the sink NEVER MIND the shower he ran the hell out of there in full panic and slammed the door shut. Good thing for broken lock mechanism; the door automatically locked itself the moment he closed the door. Panting heavily from the rush, his heart was pumping rapidly and his face went flush with embarrassment he noticed too late that he was practically naked if it weren't for the towel round his waist. Would it be a good idea to just try to retrieve back his clothing inside?
He looked at the door watching it raise the plank forward as though it was breathing with that horrifying growl, "Rather catch a cold than go back there besides... the lock is stuck." Naruto stroked back his messy bed hair with his hand but it remained in such disarray that it proved hopeless so best he just tied back his long hair with an elastic band. Now for clothes, luckily he didn't bring along his needed attire to the bathroom; note which was now silently clawing at the wood telling perfectly well it's still there—whatever it may be. Opening his closest for the official Re... no the "Makai" Academy uniform being hung in a clothes iron hanger and is still covered in that plastic cover helping it'd retain its neatness and unidentifiable fresh scent.
The blond looked for half a second then letting out a heavy sigh in which caused him to just rip the plastic messily and get dressing already. All suited up he looked to the hand-me-down stand mirror the only difference with his uniform with others would be the missing patch emblem to be placed on the breast pocket of the black jacket, without it, the uniform looked just liked an ordinary school uniform: black long sleeved jacket, white buttoned shirt, plain everyday black pants with deep pockets and a pair of whites dress socks, don't forget the black leather shoes.*
"I can't believe I'm going back to that fucking man-eating school and it's where that obnoxious bastard is!." Wasting no time, Naruto grabbed his backpack off the floor near the apartment door and just headed out on the way his way out casually when... OUT of nowhere a large rip in space sucked in the poor unsuspecting boy into a mysterious dimension.
"Wh-what the- EEEEYYYAAAAAHHHH!"*
"Where is he?" The principle grumbled to himself as he waited the arrival of a certain youth with blond hair via WARP-HOLE. Without a second thought on the matter, in came the screaming blonde, "There he is..." Sad to say he didn't land perfectly as planned by the man. "Ahhhhhhh...!" At least—his long fingers combed his long thin white beard—the boy could be awarded a 3.3 out of 5 for landing into that tree over yonder. He flipped up a thumb to display commonly known as the "Good Job!" sign to the kid.
"Kee~eh! Mother..." Naruto groaned painfully as he hung dangerously on a flimsy branch which in no time to spare snapped like the twig it was—dropping the poor boy down to the stony ground. "Ouch!" Now on the ground he tried to look up only to be thwarted by that pesky branch landing onto his head. "Good that you're finally here, Naruto-kun." Finally bringing his gaze upright he caught a glance of the Hokage that stood a few feet away from where he sat, and looking around he soon recognized where he this was the creepy will o' wisp park. Naruto shakily got up and brushing away the dirt off his uniform and sprinted to the old man's side, "Hey gramps! What did you do to me?" he asked demandingly as they walked together into a small dreary courtyard accommodated by mesmerizing glowing flowers, "Oh that was... how should I put this... your—daily school transportation so you'll never be late."
"But I was already coming..." the boy seemed to protest in having to use it, making the elderly to chuckle due a certain memory. "Oh, sorry—but this spell is irreversible, for now," the Hokage told him. "What?" Naruto asked with a hoarse voice, the man but all just snorted and continued. "Since I've already casted for given time duration of 4 years. You'll automatically be transported here. Whether you like it or not brat, so be quick in the morning. Don't want to strut in your birthday suit unprepared," at that last part the old man covered his mouth with a hand to hold back his laughter in, he couldn't help remembering about what happened to certain student* of his a long time ago. Th boy turned frozen stiff in utter shock, his cheeks tinted in light shades of embarrassment and he cursed in his mind, 'Shit! Damn old man I hate this school!'
A loud creaking of rustic metal and wood resounded throughout the air bring the boy back to attention. 'Huh?' In front of him—he followed in suit with the principle drawing closer to open building—is a large ancient structure shaped like Gothic cathedral; it was beautiful... The stained glass mosaic windows shimmered a very hypnotizing aura of heavenly light. Above there could be seen a part of the building that's a small tower for the rusted bronze bell if listening carefully in the deafening silence, it makes the most peaceful beckoning call of death. Supporting it were tall black marble pillars with eerie cravings of angst faces filled with hatred, that even some shown expressions that could be described like the seven sins. When he was finally inside the large double wooden doors creaked loudly shut.
The alter in the middle of the church was a small wooden table where a large heavy book laid untouched, and leading to the alter was a torn, worn out red carpet decorated with fallen black rose petals each one crinkling into ash though beautiful sharp pangs ran through the boy's mind. Memories not of his own raided, he shook his head to try and focus. At the corners of the building stood seven marble statues, they all look different: three demonic male statues at the left, three angelic female statues at the right, and in the middle behind the alter stood a larger more magnificent statue. It was the most mesmerizing one of all, held such mystic beauty both giving it that dark and holy aura; a piece of heavenly and dark art that would take your breath away.* It was ashame that over the years the statue's image was defaced and unrecognizable.
"It's beautiful," he breathed out truthfully to himself, the boy seated himself on one of the wooden benches while gazing to the statue. "Yes... it is" The Hokage Sarutobi stood beside the boy as he eyed the altar, "This sanctum originally was housed by many youkai and bijus..." His eyes narrowed as he placed his hand to palm his face feeling a mixed feel of guilt and shame wash over him before looking down to the boy. "Now, Naruto please stand before the alter." Needless to say he obeyed only to take a closer look at the alter statue's deformed face, it felt... so familiar. "Please pay attention to what I'm about to say," reluctantly the boy ripped his gaze away from the marble beauty and gave the man his undying attention, "Whatever, what did you want to talk about?"
"Since you're a new student I shall bestow upon you an emblem," Sarutobi headed over to the alter with his shaky hand he swept away the dust from the ancient tome and peeled away the tough cover, the then pages flipped open on their own and Naruto stood there with widened eyes his mouth slightly agape. "Come closer to the alter boy," Walking nearer to where the book was it then suddenly stopped moving, a single page stuck standing up right in the middle. As he drew closer before the wooden stand, it fell, "Your emblem is the Sun." Out of a certain page, a golden sun symbol emerged, floating in the air. Golden fire emanated from it, casting a light towards Naruto's chest and flew towards his blank breast pocket—embroidering itself onto Naruto's uniform. "What the—!" The blond looked at the emblem disbelieving what he witnessed, and then he remembered something, the jackass; Uchiha Sasuke had one, but it was a Sliver Moon. His chest... he clutched the front of his uniform feeling like he's being scalded with intense heat inside but soon subsided.
"With this you are officially enrolled into this school Naruto-kun, congratulations," the old man applauded looking proud to the child in gaining that sacred emblem not only makes him part of this establishment but also a member of the monster's society. Naruto still confused just had to ask to clear something, "Gramps I appreciate it and all but... what's with these emblem things?" The Hokage stepped off the alter with his arms held behind his back as he explained to the boy, soon later he brings back an arm with a long pipe in hand to smoke with. From where that thing came the kid didn't know; he can only assume it to be—magic!
"Well in Makai society, we are all separated into different classes depending how active one youkai is during the day. To explain a little further: the Sun and Moon are known to be strongest, while as for the Dawn and Dusk somewhat appear as the weaker ones. However, that isn't entirely the case at all. Sun emblems belong to those lurking mostly in day; Moon emblems at night; and the Dawn and Dusk for day and night. Oh, also Dawn and Dusk are the same; Dawn are females and Dusk are males."
Sarutobi took a breather, blowing out smoking from his mouth which formed into the 4 different emblems. With his fingers he colored each differently...
"If you have noticed not all emblems are exactly the same in colors, for one example those under the Silver Moon influence are races which have nobility in status. So Naruto-kun," He knew where this was going, he must heard about that incident from yesterday. Naruto pursed his lips together in a tight line while gulping, "I'd appreciate it if you'd not provoke the Uchiha clan. That's all for now, I guess."
"Wait a second you didn't tell me EVERYTHING!" The man chuckled dryly, waving his hand in the air to tell the boy to shoo, "An old man like myself can't reveal 'everything.' You're young, so figure the rest on your own." Naruto hung his head down feeling disappointed and a bit mad, 'Damn old sages, believe it! How can you be all knowing and say go fetch?' Naruto tried to piece in together what little the info he attained from the old man and nodded thoughtfully with a smile forming on his lips, 'So that means... I'm one of the strongest! But...' "Also here," a large red duffel bag was tossed towards Naruto, it crashed painfully to his face before it reached his arms, "Damn old man... wait what's this for gramps?" he asked holding the bag in his arms with an annoyance hinting in his voice. Who have liked a heavy bag slammed into your mug all a sudden and for the love of—It's fucking heavy!
"You'll be having P.E soon so hurry up." Sarutobi vanished into another black hole he created for himself leading to where Naruto saw to be his office. The boy shuddered remembering those eyes staring down at him from the ceiling. Exiting the building wasn't hard, when the doors practically opened just for you, taking one last look to the altar he still couldn't put his finger on who that statue reminds him so much of.
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"Good Morning my YOUTHFUL class! I MAITO GAI am your fitness instructor for today once again!" bellowed boisterously the named man dressed in a shamrock green spandex with orange warmers fitted on his wrists and leg calves, and his hair is cut into a bowl cut. But that isn't what makes this man so uniquely different from the others, those large bushy rectangular eye brows were what made him so different. "Gai-sensei! What training do you have in stored for us," inquired an energetic and eager youth that possessed all of his teacher striking features, but his eyes burned with intense passion far more than the older one that one could swear his soul is inflamed.
"Today we are going to focus on your swimming forms and how fast you move, if you can't swim. Then LEARN!" He strikes a pose together with the boy, everyone couldn't help but stare at the two incredulously with sweat drops looming by their heads. A few felt dread on what he on what kind of exercise they're to undertake. "Alright... now time for role call, please step out of line once called," he produced up a clipboard in hand that which he must have left on the floor during his opening speech. He started out calling the names which weren't his "favorites" and then moving onto the more interesting bunch in the class.
"Lee!" The downsized version of Gai stepped forward from the queue while shouthing out "PRESENT!" before stepping back.
"TenTen!" A girl dressed in a full body white bathing suit came forth, her light brown hair bobbed into two buns. "Present!" She cheered and stepped back.
"Neji!" A boy with long dark brown hair tied back with a soft white cloth round his forehead, his pure lunar eyes opened as he stepped forward then back.
"Hinata!" A girl who looked just as similar to the silent boy aside for her short cut dark indigo hair. "P...r...sen...t"
"Kiba!" This guy had two upside down red triangular tattoos on each cheek, with trimmed brown hair and a puppy right on top of his head which barked as they both step out of line. "Present!"
"Shino!" Next is a boy with black hair and dark round sunglasses; who was already out of line leaning by the wall where it was slightly darker. "Present."
"Ino!" This girl had pale blond hair and pale blue eyes, she had even this playful little smile on her pink lips as she stepped out. She pushed back some long hair from her face with her hand proudly speaking "Present!"
"Sakura!" Bubble gum pink hair and vivid green eyes, she was a very colorful but nothing can be said about size in wrong places. If you catch what I mean. She stepped up as well doing the same as Ino, "PRESENT!" and then both started a personal glaring contest.
"Shikamaru..." Gai lazily called knowing that boy, as lazy as he looked, with black hair pulled into a ponytail actually step out and muttered through a yawn, "Pre... sent."
"Choji... Oi! No eating in class what'll happen if you get cramps while swimming!" Warned Gai-sensei angrily at the boy with red swirls marks on each cheek . The boy didn't much care and continued munching on potato chips while saying "present" through his mouth filled with food. Gross.
"Sasuke!" By the mere mention of this particular name made the girls in class go googoo eyes at a lone raven stepping forward. "Present"
'Hm... a new one, huh?' "Uzumaki Naruto...?" Looking about searching for the person in his check board list he's never seen right when he was going to turn back his gaze to the list to strike the name out the gym doors were flung open and a red duffel bag came rolling in noisly. "SCREW THIS!" Everyone turned towards the open doors, in the door way panting heavily from exhaustion, stood Naruto. His face red with anger, his mouth hanging open as he tried to take in deep gulps of air and as though nothing had happened the blonde recomposed himself the best he could and said without breaking his sentence. "Sorry I'm late."
'Interesting...' "Okay, hit the lockers and get your trunks boy!"
/ TO BE CONTINUED /
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Author's Notes: Sorry this is just a revamp. But please do enjoy it.
Dear gad... I'm getting lazy again and not forgetting my enthusiasm is dimming. Maybe it's because of my break up... oh maybe not. I feel so lost without her in my life. I haven't seen her in like nearly two months. Well, as promised the revamped version of chapter 3 I do hope you enjoyed it and please review. I feel so off... with this I'll be doing an updating to "A new Life waiting and Lying" which the name shall be re-edited as well due to the fact it feels so irritatingly long to me. So from now on it'll be "A New Life" / "In wait" either of the two. Also do you know when I revamp I add in new parts of the story that wasn't introduced properly.
By the way after this I might even post another OMAKE/EXTRA into the next chapter with Iruka with Naruto. Or do you want someone else to be in the OMAKE/EXTRA with Naruto. Please PM me ideas/Send it in reviews.
* certainly still can't describes clothes much well, and that's a lot of black...
* most annoying scream effect sound thingy... sorry. But some reason it fits...
* If anyone knows who that accidental nudist tell me who to see if yer right here's the latter that maybe the ones: Jiraya / Minato / Orochimaru / Kakashi
* Originally it did have a face, but I thought to myself. Naaah... remove the face. Pretty, pretty shiny shiny.
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[ BRIEF BIO. ]
Sasuke Uchiha; (14) Undead, Vampire, (Silver) MOON, High School
Itachi Uchiha; (18) Undead, Vampire, (Blood) MOON, (Medicine) College
Naruto Uzumaki; (13) Alive, Human, NONE, High School
Iruka Umino; (23) Dead, Ghost, UNKNOWN, (HS) HR & History / Geography
Jiraiya; (51) Alive, Toad Sage, UNKNOWN, (HS) English Literature / Chemistry
Tsunade; (51) Alive, Witch, UNKNOWN, (HS & College) Girls Fitness Instructor / Biology | School Nurse | Vice Principal
Hiruzen Sarutobi; (69) Alive, Warlock, UNKNOWN, Principal / Hokage
Kakashi Hakate; (26) Alive, Mimicker / Shape Shifter, UNKNOWN, (HS) Mathematics
Shizune; (28) Alive, Apprentice Witch, UNKNOWN, (College-Business) Finance / IT
Ino Yamanka; (14) Alive, Wood Nymph, (Pale) Dawn, High School
Sakura Haruno; (14) Alive, Beastman FEMALE, (Wild) Dawn, High School
Gai Maito; (27) Alive, CENSORED, UNKNOWN, (HS) Sports | Psychology
Rock Lee; (15) Alive, CENSORED, (Pale) Dusk, High School
Shikamaru Nara; (14) Alive, Shadow Fiend, (Pale) Dusk, High School
Choji Akimichi; (14) Alive, (Hungry Spirit) Gaki, (Pale) Dusk, High School
Hinata Hyuuga; (14) Alive, Shiroi Ryuu, (Blue) Moon, High School
Neji Hyuuga; (15) Alive, Shiroi Ryuu, (Silver) Moon, High School
Shino Aburame; (13) Alive, Mushi / Insect man, (Dim) Dusk, High School
TenTen; (15) Alive, Weapons Monk / Fenghuang, (Wild) Dawn, High School
Kiba Inuzuka; (14) Alive, Lycan, (Blue) Moon, High School
Akamaru; Kiba's Familliar