So hi... you can skip this of you want it has nothing to do with the story, okay? Okay. Well, I kinda does, but you don't have to read it if you don't want to.

So I would like to say this story will have no ships (unless yall really want it), and will only have canon relationships or semi canon ones at least (AusHun, Sufin, Czechoslovakia (they already have a historical ship name, huh) things like that) But if you see hints of ships or you squint to see them, I won't stop you. ;)

SO ON TO THE STORY!

Over the last couple of weeks many people have been either claim this as a huge hoax, or have been declaring themselves as nations. All of which have been disproved by the many different countries of the world. The only two nations of which have been actually comfirmed are Latvia and England. (But there was a very Italian sounding accent behind the EU stage that many people have assumed is pissed Italy)

Currently there was a riot outside of the White House and the United states president was not very happy about this. (The thirteenth this week!)

Chelsea Smythe was walking down to the Oval Office, looking disheveled, and worn out. She was just out there trying to control the crowd , but got completely knocked down by the large crowd. She was the Vice President to the current president of the United States, most of the time she acts like a secretary though.

She knocked on the door and entered, the president was looking outside the window along with America. "Um, excuse me sir, but this is the worst the crowd has ever gotten. What should we do? Send the military or-" She was interrupted, "Never mind that Chels, and how many times do I have to tell you to call me Jordan?" He turned around to face her. America kepted looking out the window.

"Too many times.." She replied. The American president, Jordan Weaver, was very young and childish looking, but don't be fooled by appearences. He was the youngest president in US history, only being 36, but he had very brilliant mind. He set up agreements with Mexico and Canada that helped fix the illegal immigration problem, that being having open borders with each other and to always help each other in war, and was very popular internationally. (Asia absolutely adored him) He was normally called 'Curls' by the American people, for his very curly red headed mop of hair (he loved the nick name), and his face was covered in freckles. Now you might be very put off on why I'm telling you about the US Pres, that's because he'll come up later in the story and be very helpful towards the Nations.

Oh shit story spoilers, sorry.

"It's alright, and there is no need to call in the military. After you came in we started to build a stage out on the White House lawn, and opening that up to the public. America made some calls with his brothers and Cuba to get them over here. Sadly his other sibling Mexico declined We showing off North America today!" He did jazz hands to show his excitement.

"Um sir, not to burst your bubble, but that is a god awful idea, Cuba + America = Missile crisis." She made explosion noises as emphasis.

"Don't worry about that dudette, me and that Commie will be as far apart from each other as was possibly can." America turned around with his shit eating grin on his face.

"Now if you excuse me I have motorcycle ramp to set up!" He ran out of the office as fast as he could laughing his ass off.

Jordan's and Chelsea's faces paled America was going to jump the White House.

Everyg'ing was set up and this was the chanel he was waiting for, he had been wanting to do this for almost a century, and now he could.

He could he his national anthem playing in the front, perfect, only 39 seconds to go.

"Now" He said to Tony, his alien friend.

"Fuck you." He replied back, he opened a cage full of bald eagles in to the sky, about 30 of them, for the American population to behold.

"Three, Two, One...YAAAHOOO!" He fully accelerated on his motorcycle, it having the American flag design too, onto the ramp. As he reached the end of the ramp and was airborne, fireworks he bought from Hong Kong went off behind him.

His only thought was how freaking epic this will look online.

""Welcome back everyone to International News America, I'm Isabela Gomez live here at the White House, where an stage has recently been set the national anthem comes to a close I can only assume the president will walk out from behind the curtain, or better yet our own nation America, in the flesh. So let's- Wait, why is there bald eagles coming from the back of the White House... Can you zoom in on this?"

The camera guy zoomed in the camera showing all the beautiful birds fly off, then a guy came into view riding a motorcycle with a huge explosion behind him, shooting a gun into the air.

"What the fu-" Isabela cried as the bike neared the ground.

As it hit the ground, a teen with black spikey hair and sunglasses jumped out of the way as it almost hit him.

"Oh my god, is that you dickbag! What the fuck man! You could've killed me!"

The man on the bike too off his helmet and smiled at the teen, "Hey Molossia, good that you can make it. Did you see how cool I looked just now?"

"BITCH!" The teen screamed back.

This is the most American thing I've ever written and I love it.

I had so much fun writing this chapter, it was amazing. You'll definitely see more of the VP and Pres, I'm going to make then side characters along with .

This was going to be a lot longer but, it's currently 2 am and I'm very tired. But FYI the ending of the original was going to have America flying away on a bunch of bald eagles and Canada riding off into the sun set on a moose... may still do that come to think of it

Instead of missing molly, is going to make America hit and kill him, have him come back to life and explain that nations are immortal. But the idea of assassins coming to kill them and failing sounds better in my head. Sorry molly :(

The original title was Let's all go kill Molossia!

Just continue reading it gets better I promise, ;)