Leafpool to Crowfeather during his mean acting time(like he has a thorn stuck up his but and no one will take it out)

I can't stand crowfeather right now I thought this was appropriate. It is kind of Twolegish though.

Leafpool watched as Crowfeather glared at her from his territory. He was getting on her nerves.

She marched across the clearing to his face.

She started to almost screech"State the obvious,
I didn't get my perfect fantasy.
I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me.
So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy
That's fine; I'll tell mine you're gay.
And by the way..."

He looked surprized at her outburst.

She continued to sing in his face "I hate that
Stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive.
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying.
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time.
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn.'

Crowfeather crouched down, shaking his head, whispering something.

As though on que Leafpool sang"There's no time for tears,
I'm just sitting here
Planning my revenge.
There's nothing stopping me
From going out with all of your best friends.
And if you come around saying sorry to me
My daddy's gonna show you just how sorry you'll be."

"No"He said louder "no."

Continuing she sang 'cause I hate that
Stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive.
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying.
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time.
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn."

"And if you're missing me,
You'd better keep it to yourself
Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health..."

"'cause I hate that
Stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive"

"You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying"

"So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
In case you haven't heard"

"I really really hate that
Stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive.
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying.
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time.
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn."

"NO,NO, NO." Crowfeather cried louder.

"Burn, burn, burn, baby, burn
You're just another picture to burn
Baby, burn..."

'NO,NO,NO,NO"Crowfeather screeched as he ran out onto the moor.

His nightmare had come true.