Chapter 4: Toon Link
Day 10, Month 1, Year 1
This world confuses me. I mean, when I break open pots, there's usually nothing in them. Once I found a bunch of Lumas that someone had trapped so that Rosalina couldn't use them to fight, and once I found Mr. Fit hiding from Ms. Fit (I still don't know how he fit himself in there), but there's no rupees, ever. I asked my big brother about it, but he's just as confused as I am.
…Well, technically Link isn't my big brother, but that's what we say to avoid confusing people. He's actually me from a parallel universe! Which means that we're technically the same age, but I look a lot smaller and younger, so he says I'm his little brother and nobody suspects anything.
The hands finally announced the newcomers' party today, too. It's going to be on day 17. Kind of a random number, but I guess they need a week from now to prepare all the food and stuff. None of us are allowed in the ballroom until then because they'll be decorating. And yeah, the smash mansion has a ballroom. It also has a pool, a hot spring, a games room, a night club/bar, a suite for each smasher, three restaurants, two cafés, and probably a bunch of other stuff I can't remember right now. The hands kind of overdid it when building this place…
Day 11, Month 1, Year 1
I found something in the trash today. Some blueprints for something called the "Varia R.O.B-master". They look like failed blueprints that someone threw out. I wonder what the final blueprint looks like. And who made the blueprints? Who's building it? I wonder if I can have one when they're done.
Aside from that, I tried breaking more pots today, and still got nothing. Well, nothing except Pikachu, because he was sleeping in one of the pots for some reason. He says that Charizard took over his suite for the day because of something or another. What does Charizard hope to accomplish by taking over Pikachu's suite? Huh…
I was in an 8-person smash today! It was me vs. Lucina vs. Mewtwo vs. Shulk vs. Ganondorf vs. Duck Hunt vs. Pit. Duck Hunt won, but I came in fourth place (after Pit and Lucina), and Ganondorf came in seventh, so I beat him! Also, Shulk was in his underwear. I don't know why Master Hand would let him walk around like that when there are children here, or why he would even want to walk around like that when exposed skin is a disadvantage in a fight. I asked Zelda, and she just said "fanservice", but that doesn't make sense. I mean, it's not like anyone's watching us, right?
…Right?
Day 12, Month 1, Year 1
Today I found out that Samus can also fight in her underwear. It shows off all the bruises on her midriff from her fight against Little Mac the other day. Man, he sure was angry about her comparing their heights. Something tells me that he's not too happy about being short. But hey, size doesn't have anything to do with strength! Just look at the Pikmin! They got out of Alph's control and almost beat Marth single-handedly yesterday.
Mewtwo and Lucario still haven't stopped arguing. I think someone needs to find a way to stop them. Reflet said that she was making a potion which would definitely stop them from arguing. I really hope she's right about that, because I have a headache. They keep bringing the rest of us into their fights. Hey, I have an idea! Maybe we should have them fight against each other one-on-one so they can let out their anger. Yeah, that would be nice. I'll suggest that to Master Hand later on.
Huh? Master Hand got Lucario and Mewtwo into a fight even though I hadn't suggested it to him yet. I'd say that maybe he had the same idea as me and wanted to try it out, but he actually stated that it was my suggestion! Weird. I wonder if he's a mind-reader? Or someone's been reading my journal and telling Master Hand about it…