A/N:
I'm practically posting everyday even though I said that I won't be.. Just can't.. resist.. kaishin!
Promp 4:
"I got kidnapped. By this guy. He wasn't good at it."
Shinichi sighed. Funny that, wasn't he doing that alot lately?
Ever since his return two months ago from being Conan for two years, Kid has started a heist spree almost every week with a personal invitation to the heisei holmes.
Though the one from last night seems to be the most absurd heist of all.
Reaching into his pocket, the detective pulled out his phone to dial his Osakan counter part who will no doubt scream his ear out after disappearing last night. Two rings in, the other detective picked up.
"Hey Hattori."
"Kudou? Where are ya?!"
Shinichi cringed at the obvious anger and worry. Thankfuly grateful of his foresight to move the phone a little ways from his ear. "Hattori.."
"Don't ya Hattori me ahou! You've been missing ever since tha heist! Nee-chan's worried and nearly filed you a missing person's case!"
Talk about them nearly going overboard. "It hasn't been 24 hours since then, the police won't accept the case.."
"After ya disappeared fer two years? Am sure yer police friends won't think so." There's obvious sarcasam there. "Though really Kudou, where did ya go? Are ya on run from Kid?"
After what happened at the heist, maybe he should consider doing that.
"I got kidnapped. By this guy. He wasn't good at it."
"Ya got what!?"
"Wait! Hear me out!" Shinichi amended quickly. When he was sure the other's not freaking out, he continued. "And by kidnapped I mean KID-napped." The emphasis Shinichi made of the last word was obvious.
"Oh."
"..."
"..."
"Could you come pick me up?"
"I don't know Kudou. Maybe ya should humour him." Hattori seems to be laughing now. He should be helping him right? He's his friend damn it!
He's about to retort back and maybe threaten Hattori by telling Kazuha of his crush on her when the phone was swiped from his grasp.
"Thanks Hattori-han!"
The traitor of an Osakan was openly laughing now. He'll get him back for this later.
"Ya owe me Kid! And if anything happens ta Kudou I mma kill ya. Nee-chan will murder me if anything happens to her cute little Conan-kun" Yes. Definitely planing something for Hattori later.
"Of course! Magician's honor!"
Giving him back the phone after the call ended, Kaito grinned at the obviously flustered and annoyed detective.
"So me and you for one day Tantei-kun~" The magician practically purred, leaning into his personal space.
Well, in retrospect this was't so bad. Still, he'll get back at Hattori.
One week later when Kaito was introduced to his friends as his boyfriend, the Osakan was suspiciosly subdued and pale.
Never again. He thought. Never again.
I'm very sorry if Hattori's accent is pretty off but I tried?