Shinigami Women's Society

by bleached.dragon

bleached: this chapter is devoted to the worst food ever! Tell me what ya think!

Special Thanksgiving Meeting

Topic 3: It's impolite to leave in the middle of dinner.

The gang is back in the reconstructed building and a bunch of the Shinigami Women's Society members had arrived. Nanao is serving the first dish, the fluorescent pink salad.

Everyone looks at the items laid neatly on the table.

Ichigo, eying table, "Why is everything pink?"

Rukia, shrugging, "It was the only color available."

Ishida snorts, clarifying, "You mean the only bunny shaped cutlery color."

It was true; everything was bunny shaped and pink. Byakuya winced, slightly. Nanao hurriedly whips out baskets of bread. Everyone sniffs the pieces of bread suspiciously before partaking of the fare.

Rukia is holding up a bunny shaped ketchup packet, "Bead is pretty good with ketchup…" She squirts some from the bunny's mouth.

Chad looks disgusted, "That is sickening."

Sunsui is drinking, in a corner away from Nanao's watchful eye, "Aheheh… what's a bunny doing here…" He starts singing a drinking song.

Rangiku is even drunker, "I wanna sing too!" She picks up a yam and standing on the table, starts belting out drunken songs.

Hanataro is wearing horrified expression while staring at the bunny/ketchup dispenser in Rukia's hand, "blood…"

Ichigo, noticing a plot discrepancy, "Wait a minute, you're afraid of blood and yet you're in fourth division?"

Hanataro, head bowed, "I usually apply for sewage duty… even sewage is better than," he gets an image in his head, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hanataro falls to the floor, foaming at the mouth.

Orihime is cluelessly singing along with Rangiku, "…22 bottles of rum on the wall, 22 bottles of rum, take on down, pass it around, 21 bottles of rum on the wall… Wait… what is rum anyway?"

Nanao coughs and whips out bright pink dish, "Anyway… Let's eat the salad…"

Renji takes the time when everyone is staring to hide under the table, "There is no way I am eating that."

Hanataro is still frothing at the mouth, as he lays on the floor, forgotten, "Blood…"

Orihime has a naïve expression on her face, "I think that it's supposed to be Coke, Rangiku…"

Sunsui is already incoherent.

Nanao and Yourichi try to set an example, by eating the salad… or whatever it is. The two of them collapse immediately.

Isane pretends to be upset, "Ah… and I wanted to enjoy dinner…" She takes them to the fourth division relief center with a look of relief at not having to eat the third dish, fishcakes.

Just as the door closes on Isane, it slides open to reveal Madame president, Yachiru. Yachiru's eyes sparkle at the decorations, "SUGOI!"

Rukia looks panic stricken, "Now would be the best time to run."

Rukia leaves, along with Renji, Orihime, Chad, Ishida, Kon, Ichigo, and Hanataro.

Yachiru pouts and starts chasing them, "NO! You can't leave."

"SPLIT UP!"

Chad grabs Orihime and jumps onto the roof. Ichigo jumps over the railing of the walkway, trips, and lands with a splash inside the fishpond. Hanataro dives, sobbing and delirious, into the laundry cart of a startled fourth company shinigami doing laundry. Ishida activates his bow and floats down to the ground. Renji takes a bag of confetti candy and throws it into the air before running off at full speed. Kon falls over and plays dead. Rukia doesn't bother to use the door, after Yachiru shot out of the meeting room; she doubled back into the room and went out via the window.