Winds of Fate...

By Sabre 220

**Disclaimer: Already done and said.

**A.N.: Wait and see....

Chapter 4: Search for where I went wrong...

Scene fades in revealing the entire BR cast including Shin and Konai/Mirelle...

Konai: Ok, where the fuck is he??? He's late.

Uriko: The author should be here any moment.

Cronos: In the meantime I can win over Jane and Uriko...

Tall teenager walks in, carrying his trusty P75, 8 year old writing laptop...

Sabre: Ok sorry bout being late....

Everyone growls at him.

Alice: And you didn't call why?

Mitsuko: Yeah I could've been out or doing a second rate casting seeing as how there are only a few writers who remember me...

Tanaka: Hey don't talk... I always get labeled as they gay one.

Busuzima: Yeah, it's always the same ones who get pinned with being gay....

Sabre: OK everyone shut it...

Konai: I'll make you shut it.

Shin: Down girl..

Sabre: As for this meeting we are all here to beg the readers to give me some ideas....

Yugo: Why?

Sabre: Konai will end up being taken over completely and forever by Mirelle and will seduce Cronos and do the nasty. And then go on a murderous rampage attempting to kill everyone, pausing only to toy with a few characters.

Jenny: Which no one would really like...

Alan: Yeah, the readers want 'Keniko', 'Jang', 'Yulice' and the gay stuff... What about me? It's all about the young ones these days.

Sabre: 'Cause it's mostly teens writing the damn fics... Back to the point.

Brad: Why haven't you written me, Tanaka or the other guy in yet?

Basara: How could you forget my name?

Sabre: That's my bad.. Brain freeze. Anyways..

Konai: When do I get to go lesbian?

Shin: When do I get Konai back?

Uriko: When do Kenji and I get to do the nasty?

Jane: When do I get to kick ass?

Gado: When do I get to speak?

Uranus: Line?

Xion: I think you're supposed to wait... *Uranus pulls out script and it dawns on her...*

Sabre: *Looks to the reader pleadingly* Please dear God give me ideas... They are sadly needed, otherwise this is where my writing is going and most likely I am going to have to take a major break.

Everyone gasps... If the writer takes a break they all go into giant ice cubes inside his brain, possibly forever.

Sabre: Now you wouldn't want that to happen? Well maybe some of you who don't like/appreciate/care about my work....

Shenlong: I come in where?

Long: I want more lines...

Jane: When do I get to do the nasty?

Jenny: I need private time.

Sabre: I NEED IDEAS DAMMIT!

Kenji: Can I get a word in mister author?

Sabre: I wrote your script and I know what you want... You want to know when you get your little scene with Riko.. I know I know I know... I just need ideas at the point in time.

Uriko: Don't worry Sabre... I'm sure something will come up.

Konai: If you have an idea or suggestion as to what the author should change put it in a review, email him at snapcharge9@hotmail.com..

Alan: Or send him an offline message on Yahoo! messenger...

Jenny: Yes people, Yahoo!...

Basara: DO I have anymore lines?

Uranus: Am I even relevant here?

Tanaka: Wasn't chapters 12 - 16 s'pposed to be a huge fight between me and Mirelle?

Sabre: Originally yes... But I doubt it at the point in time.... Cause unless I have a brainstorm, or get some much needed ideas, I doubt that will happen.

Alice: I'm thirsty..

Author's friend: I like Yugo...

Yugo: Finally someone who doesn't bash me...

Sabre: That's his only quote about BR games in real life...

Author's Friend: I like Yugo...

Sabre: What I tell ya?

Shin: Sabre, just what is the situation relative to mine and Konai's survival in your brain at the time?

Jane: Don't ask that... Otherwise you'll be forgotten... Like my father, myself, Jenny, Xion, Uranus and the other rarely written about characters....

Uranus: We should unionize for more lines and less bashing.

Xion: Sometimes clones are better than originals...

Uriko: I resent that...

Cronos: We have a problem....

Everyone glares at Cronos and behind him the undefeated (to the author that is) Blood Roar: Primal Fury Uranus.

PF Uranus: Ok, who the hell am I and who the hell are the chicks that look similar to me?

Konai: I'm the author's character

Uriko: Your original.

Uranus: And a clone like yourself...

Kenji: I think I'm gonna give the readers what they want... Boundless Keniko...

Uriko: But Kenji what about everyone else?

Sabre: *Boots up his really old laptop* Aww crap....

And then his laptop froze, thus putting an end to this rant...

** A.N.: Ok, did you get the point? I need your ideas, suggestions to where I went wrong are also welcome... And feedback on this is good.. Please.... Email: snapcharge9@hotmail.com, reviews, just hit the review button and if you want offline messages to: sabre219, on Yahoo! messenger or if you ever catch me on msn messenger (rare, considering I don't have net) Later ppl!