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Day 04: tremble
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Warning: attempt humour and fluff.
A Prelude to day 02: loud.
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In which, in a world, where fairy tail held a monthly shipping wars just for the sake of betting, paying off their debts with the money they won, and just for the sake pissing off each other.
Makarov for the first time in his life Brags Laxus( he's so gahddamn proud that Laxus his granddamnson-who first started it coz it was fun to mess up their love life and founded it coz he hates paperworks for the guilds debts when they 'accidentally' destroy something-) to his friends so much that the other guilds started to get way too curious, and join in it (which earned FT new funds* to renovate their guild*).
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Gray is speechless...
Fuck that, he's mortified.
He just woke up in their house only to know Lucy is missing. It's their anniversary and he just expected to wake up with her beside him-naked and all shy-, but no she wasnt inside their bungalow, the market, nor the park. However the only place he didn't search, is their freaking guild.
Now here he is, standing in front of his guild that somehow radiates blinding aura, it's sprouting rainbows, sunshines, flowers, kittens and unicorns in its background.
"The fuck."
He slowly opens the door, when he felt an eerie aura in it. It was ironic on how it look outside and how it is inside.
"Hey what's happening? Did you see Lucy?"he asks anyone but he only saw how 'grim' their expression are.
The look of 'pity' is very evident in their eyes as they all stared at Him.
It's like someone just died, then he immediately thought of Lucy.
"WHERE'S LUCY!" He unconsciously grabs the nearest person, who happens to be Elfman. The man looks pale, wide eyed, tight lipped, it's as if the man is holding its breath, and his body is trembling which Gray felt shock at how he saw how the man reacted.
"I'm sorry." Elfman said with pity as he looks at Gray.
"Lucy... She's..." Out of nowhere a sober Cana came out behind of Elfman.
Gray being Gray he is and his logic, is now scared. This wasn't a good sign at all. A sober Cana is not good at all, which means something is not right.
He needs to find and search for Lucy.
"Gray, she's there. And I want you to calm down, whatever you see in there." Gajeel calmly spoke to him in a grim expression, he notice that he is also trembling as if he is suppressing something. It petrified him Gajeel being like that and Cana being sober is like where Natsu could finally ride something without being motion sick, Happy acting and 'nya-ing/meowing like a cat he is, or Laxus being a Martyr kind hearted good Samaritan.
He immediately paled, he immediately went to the corner, where most people have been gathered.
He pushed his way in and notice the people move aside, actually moved away ten feet from him in a matter of seconds.
And he saw.
"The fuck."
In front of him is Lucy, a five freaking year old sleeping soundly Lucy Heartfilia.
The whole guild members are trembling...
Not in fear.
But in suppressing their laughter, for Gray's award winning expression.
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In which, in this world where they accidentally targeted a certain clueless celestial mage for the sake of betting and Lucy woke up as a cute five years old cutie she is again, and is the reason why she's now called a cinnamon roll with a bombshell body.
.oo.oo.
At the second floor, there are mages who are watching a drama that is happening below them.
Makarov looks like he is dying as well as the other guilds members, not because a dark wizard or guild attacked them, but of Gray's demised.
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( a few moments of silence.)
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" WHO DID THIS?!" Gray shouted and is visibly trembling in rage. For Mavis-sake, its their 1st year anniversary, and someone just ruined it bigtime. They should have gone out this time and been lovey dovey with each other.
And finally they broke out of laughter.
"Aww Lucy is such a cutie~" Mirajane says in glee, if Gray could have look at her, he would have seen how her eyes twinkling in mischief, as she somehow and unconsciously is now starting a fiasco.
"Lucy." Erza says monotonously, she's clearly stuck in between hugging the life out of her bestfriend and is planning to adopt her to just stay there and watch the drama were Gray should suffer so she can win the bet.
Cana looking smug, a bottle of booze magically appeared on her hand.
Levy and evergreen, let's just imagine they are both fangirling over Elfman's and Gajeel's on what they called epic performance.
Lissana on the other hand, let's just say she's at the counter counting money in glee. While muttering the words "money, money, money~" (which should be actually manhi manhi manhi... Of bst of bts*).
"The fuck?"
"Chill, Gray. Language ~ Lu-chan is there sleeping, and she's a kid."
"Why the hell are you all here?!" Gray shouted as he finally felt new people came out of nowhere.
"Hey don't look at me, I'm 'innocent'" Minerva said 'innocently', and an 'innocent' bottle of potion is on Fro's hand, which fro immediately tossed away. The rest of the sabertooth crew just stared at him with an 'innocent smile'. (Yes, can I even imagine, Rogue smiling innocently? *)
"WHY ARE GUYS HERE?!"
"where just betting- I mean visiting. Wait isn't your monthsary with sweet lil' Lu-chan?" Hibiki said 'clue-lessly', if Gray could have look closer at the man's shit eating grin, he could have immediately guess the man is the culprit.
And to be honest he didn't know why some of the other known guilds and some familiar faces are here.
The fuck, how the hell did this assholes knew it is their...
Then it click.
The fucking bet...
Shipping wars...
Yawn*
They all stopped their ruckus and shut their goddamn mouths.
Big brown eyes opened and stared at them innocently, there's a faint blush on her chubby cheeks, and her pout is one of the most adorable thing they saw.
"mama?" They heard Lucy said as they saw Lucy looks at her surroundings. That moment, they began to panic when they saw her tremble.
The heck- they forgot that this is a five year old Lucy. This Lucy didn't recognize them at all.
"Wu-errsh mama?" (Where's mama?*)They saw her on the verge of crying and Gray just stood their frozen and half naked.
"Djyo noe wuerrs mama mishtar?" (Do you know where's mama, mister?"*)
"Uh...Lucy do you remember me?" He said to his girlfriend, who just stared at him and shakea her head which means "no".
"Wae er naekedd?" (Why are you naked?*) Lucy says in the other hand, still clueless on what's happening in her surrounding. She just wanted to know where her mama is.
Juvia out of nowhere shrieked in both glee and mortification (can that even be possible?*) like a fan girl when she saw her idol do some service with his ship.
"Gr-Gray-s-sama?! Your clothes!"
And they saw Gray in his glory of tight fitting boxers, is in front of an innocent cinnamon roll.
(For some reason they all have a telepathic moment, a glint in their eyes and they understood each other.
In which they temporarily formed a "LU-CHAN PROTECTION SQUAD"*)
"Pedo." Levy is shaking in rage.
"Pervert!" Happy pop up from nowhere, and all of the people inside the guild stared at the door.
(Their eyes gleams at the sight of a another victim.*. Meanwhile Lisanna started to estimate their revenue while singing "/Ka-CHING/ (6x) We're on a payroll" of /exo/)
"Wha-what happened to you?!" Natsu says to his beloved bestfriend.
"Hue air ue?"( who are you*)
" I'm Na-chan! And you are?" Natsu cheerfully says and Gray fumed.
"Na-chan? Uhmm Luchie.. Call Luchie Lu-chan." Lu-chan said to the cotton candy haired mage, who suddenly turned shock out of embarrassment at his beloved Lucy.
"Djou noe wuers mama?"
"Uhmm Lu-chan's mama is on a date with Lu-chan's papa?" Natsu blurted out sn unsure answer.
"OWW!!! OKIEEE Lu-chan wait mama and papa 'ere. Lu-chan good girl. Wait mama papa.!!!"
They were all speechless on how Lucy easily accepted Natsu's lie. They didn't know what kind of bond or spell it is but now, they all felt some kind of frost bite at Gray's silent rage, literally.
"Yer hair ish pwetty! Layk cotton caendiee, waaah sow sowft.." Lu-chan says as she petted and hugs on Natsu's hair. Meanwhile Natsu immediately passed out due to moe overload of his beloved best friend.
("K.O.-ed" they all thought in unison as they stared at the pitiful tomato-red face Natsu.)
Lucy then notice the naked man, so she grabs the nearest and biggest cloth she saw, that just happens to be a rag, and walk towards the what she called a naked man.
"Mishta, 'ere or ul get a cold." (Mister, here or you'll get a cold.*) she gave the dirty rag to him while staring with her big brown eyes.
"Uhm thanks." He said as he sat on the floor.
Lu-chan noticed that the man is sad so in her tipped toes she kissed the man's forehead.
All of them froze and are too shocked at what lu-chan did.
"Mama kish Luchan when luchan ish sad. So..."
("He's so whipped" Aquarius says and the other spirits nods in unison and agreement.
"Ok, that's enough I'll get her from that pedo." Loki said with vindictive conviction and the rest nods in agreement.*)
"Gray how could you seduce a Lil girl."
"We expected more from you, so how could you step on the line."
"I never thought we still idolized you guys, but fuck this shit we were wrong."
"... Sigh. Re-quip"
"Lu-chan We have some strawberry ice cream, let's eat with us your nee-chans"
"IISHCWEAM!!!!!"
"LUCY DON'T LEAVE ME!!!"
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And in which, in a world were Juvia won today's bet, and everyone owes her money.
Meanwhile Lisanna cheerfully counting their 25% revenue.
Makarov being so proud at his granddamnson's achievement (on paying off their debts and taxes*) by a 'simple' bet.
Thus, the start of Lucy's (Gralu/Nalu)shipping wars.
What happened to the rest of the story will be left untold.
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R. I. P. Gray's precious family jewels*
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(What they bet about will remain a mystery*)
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(And Lucy went back to normal after 24hours with vague dream like memories of her nakamas fussing over her, so she just cuddle her boyfriend who is now decorated in black and blue from head to toe. She wonder what happened to him*)
Tbc
You know guys, have you ever experience that whenever you buy any alcoholic drink you need to show your ID. Like I'm 24 and They still thought I'm 16. Every gahddamn time. The fuck is wrong with their eyes.
The only benefit I got from it, is the student discount on transportation, which is actually for my work as a researcher, if they knew I'm a working adult... My discounts.