Title: Kisekei no Sedai, and their messed up Families.
Rating: T - M
Chapter: Meetings

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko no Basuke - Only Riaka, Mizuki and Yakeru.
Note: WARNING! Innuendos and Swearing.

It was early winter, and the weather was said to be overcast. Walking the street, well one was walking while the other was being dragged. A pink-haired female was shouting down the street towards the duo, causing the annoyance within the female of the duo to build up. Though it wasn't just the girl's shouting, it was also the boy's anger and constant asking of being released from her grip that was annoying her.

"R-Riaka.. L-let GO!"

"Nope." She muttered dragging him along the path still, as he struggled more and more.

"W-where are we going!"

"Somewhere..."

"Care to elaborate?"

"You'll... See."

She held the flyer in her free hand, still dragging him, the blue eyes looked at the corner of his eyes, as he saw part of the flyer, sighing. As she continued to walk, her multi-coloured eyes concentrating on the path ahead of her.

"Why do you sound all mysterious...?"

"I do not know what you are talking about... Dai-chan."

"Psh," He frowned. "You liar."

She continued to drag him, rising the flyer to look at it, reading the writing all over it, she sighed heading towards the park, for this five aside street ball tournament that was happening.

-xXx-

Running towards the courts, scoffing down a hotdog, the crowds surrounding the court, as they muttered about the team that was just practically trampled over in their basketball game, against the other team. Finishing the hotdog, the boy, Kagami, pushed towards the front of the crowd and stopped, with his team behind him. His expression going from angered to shocked, as he stared right at the two people standing in the middle of the court. The twins looked round hearing the other boys mutter about the final score of the match that had just ended. Their expressions changed exactly to what the said male's was who was standing a few feet in front of them.

"W-why...?" He mumbled. "Why are you.. Here?"

Himuro, the male of the duo went to answer Kagami's question, though only to be interrupted by his twin, running towards the said boy and practically glomping the kid, pulling his head to the centre of her chest, between her breasts. Himuro glared towards the duo, as Kagami's hands twitched, his cheeks flustering a faint pink, as he slowly started suffocating.

"Kagami!" She swayed hugging him tighter. "I missed you! So much!"

"M-Mizuki..." Her brother chuckled nervously, as she turned towards the said male. "Y-you're suffocating him."

"Oh." Soon letting go, he stumbled backwards, slightly being shoved by the female. "S-sor- Wait..." Her gaze stared at the hormonal boy. Her hands going straight to her chest. "YOU PERVERT!"

"Hey! It was your fuck-"

"TIGGER!"

They were soon interrupted by a dark brown-haired child, sitting on the shoulders of the giant purple-haired male, from the famous team known as the Kiseki no Sedai. Sighing, Kagami looked up at the child, as her elder siblings blinked slightly, when she had hopped of the giants shoulders and ungracefully landed on her bottom, just to hop up and leg it towards the red-haired boy.

"Yakeru! You just jumped from SEVEN FEET OFF THE GROUND!"

Completely ignoring the protests of her elders, she soon went and hugged the boy, which soon turned to her accidently head-butting the boy in the private areas. A groan was emitted and then a thud, as the said male fell to the ground, while the young child clung to his legs, and her head crushing his private areas, even more than what she was already in the progress of doing.

"Yakeru!" Himuro shouted, "You're destroying the boy's manhood!"

"Hmm... Man... Hood?"

"His private areas," Mizuki muttered. "Where your head is now crushing!"

"Ohh~" She giggled. "Wait... Huh?" Letting go she crawled away, leaving the boy to roll around in pain.

There was a surge of laughter coming from behind them all, the blue-haired boy stood there clutching his sides in pain, as he continued to laugh at the scene that had just erupted in front of him, and the female standing beside him. Riaka just blinked, and probably made one heck of an epic 'wtf' face. The three heads turned towards the duo, as the little child's eyes sparkled, as she soon hopped back onto her perch, on the tall boy's back, and peeped over his shoulder as he carried on staring lazily at the teens who had just arrived.

"Awwwe~ Are you two on a date~?" she asks innocently

"D-date... W-wha? HECK TO THE FUCK NO!"

"RIAKA!" Himuro screamed at the girl making her flinch a little. "THERE IS A CHILD HERE!"

"Wait... Who is she anyway...? Ria-chan?" The blue-haired child asked.

"U-uh... I don't know." She muttered back honestly, as the boy smirked, which changed to a low groan, from being elbowed in the side by the female beside him.

The small girl blinked. "They make such an adowable couple~" Completely ignoring what Riaka had said before, and continued with her sentence.

"We... Are... Not... On... A... Fucking... Date!"

"FOR CHRISTS SAKES!"

"Denial~" The taller female twin hummed.

Yakeru blinked at the blush across Riaka's face to what Mizuki had hummed. "Fuck Denial!" She blurted out as Himuro and Mizuki jumped slightly, and ran over to the child.

"Yakeru..." Mizuki muttered pulling her down form Murasakibara's back, "if you never say that word again..."

"What one?"

"Fuck." Mizuki muttered.

"But you said it...?"

"I will give you chocolate if you blame Riaka and never say it again."

"Okay~" She hummed, as Mizuki handed her a chocolate from Murasaki's bag. "Um. Isn't... Stealing bad?"

"It's not theft, unless caught."

"MIZUKI!" Himuro shouted as she turned to her twin and shrugged.

"What... She asked. I gave a simple answer."

Meanwhile. Riaka and Aomine stood there utterly confused, till the dark-haired girl went over what she had heard Mizuki mutter to the young one. Her eyes widened slightly, before she started to glare at her.

"Mizuki..." She laughed almost maniacally. "W-what was that? About blaming me?"

Mizuki gulped and flinched, as she turned towards the girl and chuckled nervously. Before Riaka could even attack the latter, she was restrained by the dark-skinned and blue-haired boy. Resisting confinement, she kicked and swung her arms, blurting out constant cuss words.

"RIAKA KUROISHIAN!" Himuro angrily screamed at the battling girl. "CUT THE BLOODY SWEARING OUT!"

Mizuki took to hiding behind the giant purple-haired boy. "YEAH! THERE IS A CHILD!" she pointed to the small ten year old who was now clinging to the giant's leg, her innocent eyes turning towards Aomine and Riaka

"Are you two hooking up?" she asks

"NO!" they both screamed together

"Why would you even ask that?" Mizuki yells

"But... You two hooked-up on the couch last night." Yakeru looked up to her sister and Murasakibara.

This sentence lead the giant to spit out the food he was eating, and Kagami to spit his drink out along with Kuroko, the light-haired male standing next to him. While Himuro stood there seriously annoyed at the words being emitted from his little sister's mouth.

"Yakeru... Where did you... Here that?"

"Mizuki said." The big innocent hazel eyes turned to her brother's. Though the eyes soon turned to the duo, who were still in the progress the male trying to calm the other down. "Are you two hooking up?" repeating the question.

Everything went quiet as Riaka stood there with Aomine, as both their cheeks flustered a faint pink at the child's words before they shook their heads quickly.

"NO F-ING WAY!" Shouting together. "Why the hell would you think that!?"

"What?" She mumbled. "Doesn't it only mean... Hanging out?"

Both Mizuki and Himuro sighed with relief and nodded to their sister, while Riaka and Aomine stood there slightly twitching in anger.

"Who is she again?"

"I'm Yakeru Himuro!"

Riaka pulled her famous 'wtf' face and stared down at the child

"What do you mean Himuro?" she asks

"That's my last name! Panda is my big brother! And Pervert is my big sister!" she smiles happily with child innocence

"Panda?" Himuro, AKA Panda, and Riaka pull similar 'wtf' faces

"Pervert?" Mizuki, AKA Pervert, and Aomine also pull 'wtf' faces

"Yeah! That's their nicknames, I give people nicknames because it helps me remember them. Like the BFG and Tigger, oh! And Jiggles!"

"Who the fuck is Jiggles?" Aomine asks

"I swear I had no influence on that one!" Mizuki raised her hand

"Yeah, their twainer!" she giggles excitedly

"Twainer?" Riaka repeats, confused

"She means trainer." Himuro explains

"You mean... Alex right?"

The youngster nodded, "yeah, Jiggles!"

"Are you sure you didn't have an influence on that?" Himuro shot a glance at his twin

"Hey, I'm not that bad an influence!" the accused puts her hands on her hips

Riaka and Himuro just looked at the girl with a dumbfounded expression. "You cudda fooled us Mizuki."

Kagami nodded in the background wiping his mouth after spitting out his drink. As Kuroko wiped his face due to being on the receiving end of Kagami's water spitting. The taller looked at his clothes and cursed, looking towards the smaller.

"Kuroko!"

"Hai. Kagami-kun. Your shirt is wet." Kagami's eye twitched a little. "You should change before anything."

Riaka turned towards the duo and smiled, running over to glomp Kagami, as well as stopping him from killing her little friend, even though they were practically the same height. Aomine slowly walked over lazily, as Yakeru joined Riaka on glomping the teen, causing the three to fall over.

"Y-Yakeru! K-Kagami! C-c-an't b-breath!" She stretched her arm out struggling under the male and the child, clawing at the ground to escape. "G-get o-of... S-seriously."

Much to her relief, Murasakibara had removed Yakeru and Kagami quickly stood up, while Riaka took a deep breath, and coughed finally being able to breath once more. Standing back up she dusted off her clothes as they all stood there unknown of what to do next. This soon led to a very, very awkward silence between the groups.

A loud whistle broke the silence.

"Hey! Is this a family reunion or are we going to play basketball here?" yelled the referee.

The group suddenly became aware of the crowd surrounding them and the basketball they were about to play before the interruption.

"It's a fucking family reunion leave us alone!" Mizuki replies to the ref.

"You said I couldn't use that word!"

"When you're older, you can."

"Mizuki! Don't teach her that!" Himuro scolds his twin

"When she's fifteen you try telling her not to say it!" Mizuki folds her arms

"Wait, she's not fifteen? How old is she?" Aomine asks raising an eyebrow

"She's ten, just really tall." Himuro answers him

"And annoying." Mizuki whispers to herself, however it seems she didn't go unheard

"BFG! Mizuki called me annoying!" Yakeru whined to the said, Big Friendly Giant, who in turn picked her up and hugged her.

"Wait, don't take her side! Himuro, she's turning everyone against me and making me seem really mean! I don't believe this." Her hands dropped as she saw her own brother walking over and hugging Yakeru. By this time the referee had decided just to carry on with the tournament and everyone let the dysfunctional family be. As the referee let the group be, Riaka blinked, before turning to a shocked Aomine, and laughed a little.

"Welcome to my family Dai-kun~" He looked round towards her. "You'll get used to the weirdness, it all comes naturally."

Smiling at him, he nodded a little, before both their gazes turned back to the three who were arguing, and sighed a little. Family reunions can be so tiring, especially if it was this bunch of basketball maniacs.