Alright, second chapter! Hope you enjoy! Every other OC is introduced here XD
First Period
Zaneba slung her bag over her shoulder and walked out of the cafe area with Daisy and Peach following. "I hate first period with a passion..." Zaneba groaned.
Princess Peach examined her nails as happily answered. "Oh why would you ever hate that class? The hottest of the hot are in there! I'm sooooo jealous."
Daisy folded her arms. "What the fuck is wrong with you? You've got a good guy as your boyfriend who saves you from getting genital Herps from Vice Principal Loon."
"Who's that?" The princess asked daftly. Daisy flared and readily raised her fist to strike the princess when Zaneba pulled her back. "Save that for later Daisy, I don't want you missing out on your boyfriend's surprise."
Daisy's eyes pierced with hatred as she shoved Princess Peach out of her way.
"See you bitches later." Daisy grumbled as she angrily ripped open the Algebra II/Trig door and stormed in.
"Greetings Princess Daisy, it's nice of you to finally show up to cl-" Mr. Grambi's kind greeting was cut short when Daisy angrily tossed a desk from the back of the room at the chalkboard. "YOU DON'T KNOW MY FUCKING PROBLEMS! DON'T SAY SHIT TO ME, BITCH!"
Zaneba burst out in a laughing fit and continued down the hall, while Peach continue to watch Daisy's wrath unroll. Seeing her friend leaving her behind, Peach jolted in surprise and caught up to the fiery princess.
Zaneba groaned to herself as she heard the princess's heels click down the hall. She turned her icy blue eyes to the blonde and shook her head. "What do you want?"
The princess sweetly held her books to her chest as she answered. "I wanted to walk to first period with my best fri-"
"I hate you, get the fuck away from me. Your a sleazy, stupid ass hoe, and we aren't friends."
Peach gave Zaneba a look of false hurt. "What? I thought we were best friends!"
Zaneba balled her caramel fists until it almost hurt, then let out a deep breath. "The only reason why I'm not mercilessly beating the shit out of you right now, is because I can't hit you first!"
Peach gave the other princess a look of pure deviance. "What ever do you mean?"
"I promised Sparky I would only get into a fight if I was defending myself. And right now I'm so tempted to-"
The broiling princess was cut off by the screeching overhead.
"What up, students of Super Mario High School!? How's everyone this fine, Thursday? Suffering from a hangover?! I sure as hell am!" A slightly slurred voice spoke.
"Who the fuck is that?!" Zaneba wondered aloud, looking up at the intercom.
"The name is Azalea, and for the rest of year I'm doing the announcements! So get used to this sexy voice! Anyway, the old bag of frogs wants me to let all the students, faculty, and teachers-" she hiccuped and continued. "-know to turn on your televisions for the rest of the announcements! So if you're skipping class to get drunk or whateves...text me and I'll meet you in there. I seriously don't think what Luigi says is anything that needs to be taken seriously... What do you mean I can say anything opinionated on the intercom?! Well fuck you and your motherfucking rules!"
The intercom beeped signaling the end of the announcement.
Zaneba whirled on her heels and sped down the hall to the stairs. Immediately she spilled into her History classroom and rushed over to her desk in the middle.
"Princess Zaneba, you're late agai-" "Shut the fuck up, I at least made it to class." Zaneba angrily snapped at Ms. MagiKoopa. (A/N: Not Kammy, just a MagiKoopa)
Zaneba sighed as she placed her head on her desk, trying to catch her breath. "Hey, how's it goin?" A laid-back voice purred in her ear.
"The fuck?!" Zaneba hissed easing away from the person. She rose her head meeting two devious brown eyes. She jumped a raised a hand to her chest. "Shit Waluigi! You scared me to death!"
The villain smirked and handed over a folded sheet of paper to the princess. "Pass that over to the cutie over there in the corner will ya?" He snickered slyly and placed his feet on the desk.
Zaneba eyed the note suspiciously before scanning the far right side of the room. Next to her, Lemmy was snoozing soundlessly, while Luvbi was next to him gawking shamelessly. But right next to her, a petite girl sat with her head down and her hair lying flat on her shoulders covering her face.
Zaneba sighed. "Looks like I'm gonna have to have make this delivery." She muttered. Looking over at MagiKoopa, who was having trouble finding the correct channel, Zaneba stealthily a slinked over to the tired girl. "Yo, girlie. I got something for you special delivery." Zaneba dropped the note on the desk as the girl sleepily rose up. "Who's it from?" She asked with a yawn.
"Read it and you might fucking find out!" Zaneba snapped impatiently.
"I don't need your smart remarks! Just because your a princess mean you've gotta be a bitch to everyone!"
Zaneba turned around and slammed her hands on the girl's desk. "Look I don't know who you are, but from what I can tell, you're pretty high, so I'll let you get away with this one! Now you listen and listen well, I don't have the fucking patience for druggies this morning! I have more important tasks to be dealing as of this moment! And that's trying to figure out what the fuck Luigi is up to!"
The girl clutched the note in her hands and glared at the angry princess. "Then why don't you go back to your seat, before the old wanton sees you up." She smirked as Ms. MagiKoopa turned to see Zaneba out of her seat.
"Miss Princess, I will have to write you up if you don-"
"I'M GOING TO MY SEAT, YOU OLD BIDDY!"
Turning on her blue flats, the angry princess of fire plopped down in her seat.
Waluigi snorted with laughter as the princess turned red with embarrassment.
"Say something and I break your neck!" Zaneba hissed.
"Alright, I think I've finally managed to correct the television settings... I think..." Ms. MagiKoopa announced to the class, revealing a static screen on the tv.
Lemmy yawned and sat up on his ball. "Geez, when I heard we were taking History classes, I didn't know we'd get someone who was from old timey history."
The entire class burst into laughter as Ms. MagiKoopa turned her nose up at the small prince. "Well Mr. Koopa, if you think you're so smart, why don't you come up here and show the class how a dumbass fixes a tv?!" She demanded angrily.
Lemmy chuckled as he bounced over to the front of the class. "Sure thing, MagiKoopa."
Lemmy shoved the tv off the table and watched as it shattered into a million pieces. "Now let's go to the teacher's lounge! They have a flat screen tv in there!"
Zaneba laughed and fist pumped the air. "First time a Koopa proved to be useful!"
Princess Delia entered the office grabbing a muffin from the teacher's table as she passed. Unwrapping the choco-treat she stuffed in her mouth just as she ran into Luigi and Ludwig Von Koopa.
"Preencess Deleeya! Vhere 'ave you been?! Zee announcements start een ten meenutes!" Ludwig growled.
"Shut up short stalk, I've got all my notes and shit so I'm ready."
Luigi reached out to fluff up the princess's curly brown hair, but received a sharp pang in the wrist before making contact.
"You bit me?!" Luigi shrieked in pain.
"No dipshit, I fucking pinched your veins with my teeth- OF COURSE I BIT YOU!"
"Why?!" The green clad demanded.
"Neever mind zat!" Ludwig intervened raising his stubby arms. "Ve go on zee air in five!"
"I'm goin I'm goin!" Delia dropped her stuff on the floor and fixed up her hair a bit before turning to the two boys. "How's this?" She asked in a seductive voice.
"Fine, now go!" Luigi rushed her into the media room right behind the front office.
Princess Delia slid beside a blond boy at a long newscasting desk. "Hey." She muttered as she adjusted her seat.
"Sup, name's Lucas."
"You're hot."
"I'm taken." He growled.
"Understood."
Delia turned to the camera, adjusting her hair one last time she nodded to Iggy Koopa who was manning the camera from behind. "Alright we're goin' live people! So quiet on set!" He snapped. "In five, four, three, two..."
So, what did ya think? I hope I didn't start fading away from the funny (all my inspiration comes from my crazed friends XP) And again I hope the character portrayals were accurate, if not PM me.
Second, I was asked about lemon...Lemon, fun to read and laugh at...but to me it is the most embarrassing thing to write...if I do get the nerve to write something like that then I most certainly will...but for now Im gonna stick to drugs, violence, and sexual conversations...
Thanks for reading and reviewing...I'm surprised that people actually read this...
~Raphadelia