My Series

I Now Pronounce You Black and White.

Scene: Hospital Room 666.

(Tommy and Alyssa are admiring their little baby boy in the basinet.)

Alyssa: So, daddy, what should we name him?

Tommy: Tommy Junior?

Alyssa: Yeah right.

Tommy: I just wish this hadn't happened.

Alyssa: I know I mean they were both healthy.

Tommy: Do the doctors know why it happened?

Alyssa: Well I know this sounds stupid, but he said it was the fight to come out. She just couldn't handle her brother's aggressiveness.

Tommy: (Blushes.) Yeah, I wonder where he got that from.

Alyssa: Ok I got it. What about Maximillion?

Tommy: Absolutely Not. It sounds like a snobby rich kid.

Alyssa: It's my father's name.

Tommy: And I love it. Just not for our kid.

Alyssa: Fine, how about Patrick?

Tommy: I like it, but as a middle name. You know, like Chase Patrick Dawkins. That's a name to remember.

Alyssa: That sounds perfect. Hello, Chase. (Alyssa happily stares at Tommy as he gently picks up Chase.)

Tommy: (looks up suddenly.) Oh my god.

Alyssa: What?

Tommy: Merton. He's getting married in like an hour.

Alyssa: Well, go get him.

Tommy: Right, bye sweetie, by Chase. (Kisses them both on the head.)

(Scene ends as Tommy is in his car driving down a highway.)

Scene: Tommy's Living room.

(Merton is in his tuxedo, pacing around the room, looking impatient.)

Merton: Where is Tommy? I am getting married in like an hour.

(Tommy runs into the house, out of breath.)

Merton: Dude, where have you been? The most important day of my life and you are late.

Tommy: Merton I am so sorry. Alyssa, she was in labor. And there were some complications.

Merton: Like what, it's not like someone died. Seriously Tommy, you couldn't have been here on time?

(Tommy looks down at the floor, puts hands into his jean pockets, and kicks his foot against the floor.)

Merton: Dude, I'm so sorry. It's not Alyssa is it?

Tommy: No. It was one of the babies.

Merton: Oh. I'm so sorry I yelled at you. I feel like such an idiot.

Tommy: No it's ok, really. I'm fine. It's Alyssa I'm worried about. Being so close to someone for so long, and then they're gone.

Merton: Wow. It must be rough.

Tommy: Yeah. (suddenly perks up) So, (claps hands together) You ready to become a married man.

Merton: You know it buddy, let's go!

Scene: Wedding Chapel.

(Bridal Party is in the dressing room admiring Loraine in her dress. Loraine is freaking out.)

Loraine: Oh my god, Where is Merton? I am supposed to be marrying him in 10 minutes.

Charlie: Don't worry sweetie, he'll be here soon, (under her breath) hopefully.

Loraine: What?

Charlie: Nothing!

Scene: Tommy is driving like a crazy person down the highway and into the church parking lot.

Merton: Come on Tommy, can't you go any faster?

Tommy: No Merton, I cannot.

(pull into the church parking lot)

(Merton runs faster than ever before into the chapel.)

Merton: (screaming) I have arrived! (does a sexy 360 degree turn)

Scene: Dressing Room

Charlie: Oh thank god, that was Merton.

Loraine: Thank heavens.

(Loraine picks up the bottom of her dress and proceeds to the entrance, Charlie is holding the train.)

Scene: The ceremony

(The Wedding March starts playing, and the doors that reveal Loraine open.)

Merton: Oh my god, she looks…(cut off by Tommy)

Tommy: Hot!

Merton: Excuse me? That is my future wife you're talking about.

Tommy: (clears his throat) Right, sorry.

(Loraine walks down the aisle with his father, James Patterson. Merton couldn't be grinning any wider.)

Scene: altar.

(Father James Bollentino recites vows all leading up to…)

Merton: I do.

Father James: You may now kiss the bride.

(They kiss and the music starts playing as they exit, they all clap.)

(The newly married Mr. and Mrs. Merton J. Dingle exit the church.)