Their journey was a rough one but still they did not stop until the sun was setting as they were camping at a forest, at night their campfire was made as they have one problem.
"I'm starving." Leina groaned as her stomach growled.
"Guess we should've stopped to resupply our food." Oz said regretfully.
"Hey guess what I found!" Stifler said as he came back with a big ass mushroom in his arms. "Who wants a bite?"
"Stifler, I don't think you should be eating strange plants like this one."
But Stifler was too hungry to listen to Kevin as he started biting on the mushroom and they know Stifler is the most irresponsible guy but never has he been this irresponsible, so after he had taking a few bites and swallowing it.
"Man this is pretty fucking Goo-ohh!" Stifler began to feel unwell as his face was showing a bit of blue as his eyes also starting to water.
"Okay Stifler." Finch said seeing where this is going. "Just go find somewhere to." He was cut off when Stifler started puke up a flood. "Vomit."
"Gross!" Disgust Leina. "That was nasty!"
"Goddamn it Stifler!" Jim snapped for Stifler accidentally throw up on the campfire which it was now put out.
And not only that their campfire is gone but it was starting to rain and lucky for them that they were camping under a big tree which it was now like a huge umbrella for the rain. Awhile later, they were trying to sleep for Stifler has been acting up ever since he ate that mushroom as he was curled up in a fetal position.
"How long have we been in this horrible world?" He whimpered with his eyes wide and pupils big as he was shaking.
"We've only been here for four days." Oz groaned. "Now go to sleep."
"Maybe if I sing." Stifler began to sing weakly. "I'll feel better, this place ain't so nice and I never want to come back here because of little." He add a whisper. "Evan Weiss."
"Who the hell is Evan Weiss?" Jim said when he heard the song.
High above the trees is the angel from Vance Castle and when she got a look at the five boys, she remembered something.
"They must be the Chosen Heroes that the head Angel showed us." She thought as she punched the air. "Alright! They will recognized me as Nanael the angel who found and brought back the Chosen Heroes."
Back down at the camp, Stifler now saw something that he could not believe it.
"Oh my god! Guys I think I'm dead!"
"You're not dead, Stifler." Kevin groaned.
"Yes I am! There's a fucking angel coming down!" Freaking Stifler out.
"And is this angel attractive?" Finch carelessly guessed while he was still trying to sleep.
"Nah she looks more like a cute little girl with a wing bigger than the other."
"Hello." The angel said as everyone had theirs completely open wide in surprise.
"Stifler, did that angel of yours just said hello to us?" Jim asked almost in a frighten tone.
"Yep."
So they quickly got up and saw the angel with their very own eyes.
"Who are you?" Leina was the first to talk to the angel.
"Oh I'm just friendly little angel passing by." She answered with a smile.
So she introduce herself Nanael the Angel of Light after they did their introductions and with the angel's help, they got a new campfire as they told her the stories of how it began and she was both impressed and excited that she had the confirmation but she must wait for a bit to have the opportune moment as she showed her fake social.
"Oh dear, that sound like its pretty rough."
"Yeah and the mushroom he ate." Kevin gestured to Stifler who was twitching. "Made him very sick and started acting up."
"Do you guys know that we are characters of a movie and the world we're in is anime/manga?" Stifler asked still twitching.
"I have just the thing." She showed them a pyramid shaped container as she explained like a saleswoman. "Its angel's milk and one swallow will help with headaches, stomachaches, muscular aches and it will cure nearly anything, and not only that will make him feel any better but it's good for his eyes, his hair, his skin, his energy and his attitude, isn't that great?"
"Yes it is but can you please give it to Stifler now?" Jim asked getting sick of Stifler's craziness.
"Alright a smart choice, he can have this amazing cure for a low price of 10 gold coins."
"What!?" They said outrageously in unison.
"Just a little angel humor." As she waved her finger and said in baby talk. "I wouldn't do that to you." Now in normal voice. "All yours, help yourself and don't worry about thanking me or anything, helping people in need is what being an angel is all about."
And so Stifler drank the milk as he was starting to feel normal, suddenly he feel something bad as he spits the milk out like a fire hose.
"Shit! This stuff is worse than the mushroom!" Stifler said in disgust.
"Um Stifler." Finch said being worried as everyone is.
"What?" Stifler rudely said as Finch point and when he turn around and saw what he did. "Oh heheh sorry."
Nanael was stammering and all wet because Stifler accidentally spit the milk all over her as her underwear and breasts are seeing through her dress, the angry angel leap at him with rage as she pinned him to the ground and yelling at him.
"How dare you do that to an angel, human! Do you wish to incur my wrath!"
Suddenly she got out of her rage as she realized what she was suppose to do as Nanael got off of Stifler and went back to her spot, showing them her happy and a bit embarrassed face.
"Just kidding, a little more of that angel humor."
"I think she scared the shit out of me, dude." Stifler whispered at Jim.
"So you said an emerald ball transported you boys from your world to us?" Nanael asked.
"Yeah." Oz replied suspiciously. "Do you know someone that knows about the ball?"
"Maybe." She said in a singing tone.
"Well tell us then." Kevin said eagerly.
"Alrighty then."
She flew up and threw dust on Kevin, Jim, Oz, Finch and Stifler as the five vanished which shocked Leina.
"What did you do to them!?" Leina demand at Nanael who was unaffected by her outburst.
"I only teleport them to their destiny."
"What destiny?" Leina asked didn't know what she's talking about.
"You will have to asked them yourself for they are coming back right about...now!"
A flash of light appeared as Leina shield her eyes and when the light dies down, she was surprised that they are holding extraordinary looking weapons. Kevin was holding a great sword with a blade so long with dragon motif designed as a handguard, Finch wields an excellent white crossbow, Stifler wields a blue trident that has a dragon motif design on the handle, Jim which is a surprise to Leina is that he was holding a flail with a chained big ball made of stone with a handle shape like crucifix and lastly, Oz was wielding an axe with its back golden.
"How did you guys get those weapons and came back so quickly?" Leina asked after she freed herself of her bewilderment.
"Well the time is different in teleportation." Finch explained. "It felt like hours to us but she tells us that we have only been gone for a short time?"
"She?"
"Let's just start from the beginning." Kevin said as they are about tell her the most amazing thing had happened after Nanael throw magic dust.
Flashback
"What th-" Stifler was about to say a cuss word but was cut off.
"You will not say any kind of foul language in heaven!"
The gang did a quick look around the place and noticed everything was made of clouds and as they turn directly at the source of the voice, they were in for a major surprise.
"Welcome Chosen Heroes." A giant angel with three wings on each side sitting on a throne greeted.
"Did she just called us heroes?" Oz whispered.
"I think so, Oz." Jim whispered back.
"Um pardon me, miss." Finch politely said. "Where are we and who are you?"
"You five are in heaven and I am known as the Head Angel."
"So why do you call us heroes?" Kevin asked since he and the other four are curious about it.
"Because the orb tells me that you five are the ones that had been chosen."
To their surprised expression on their faces, the Head Angel showed them the familiar object.
"That's the ball I dug up in the beach!" Kevin exclaimed.
"You're the one who send it to our world?" Jim asked after he realize it.
"Yes." She answered without hesitation as she explained. "The orb have brought you all to save the Continent."
"Us!?" They said simultaneously.
"For years the current queen named Aldra has been a suspect to us, we have reason to believe that she had used something evil for her to become queen so all you must do is fight her at the Queen's Blade."
"Time out! I thought it's a chick only fight." Stifler questioned.
"And we're not heroes nor warriors." Kevin added. "The only thing we ever accomplished in High School is getting laid before graduation."
"What we're trying to say your angelic one is that this must be some mistake." Finch said.
"I assure you all that the orb never lied nor made a mistake and you soon will be when you have these." With a wave of her arm five pedestals appeared with magnificent weapons.
"Look miss Head Angel, we just want to go back to our own world so we can have our own party in the lake house." Kevin getting impatient.
"Defeat Queen Aldra and I will help you get back to your world."
The gang don't know if they should do it or not but when it comes to finding a way back to their world, they had no choice but to do this quest for the Head Angel so when they told her they'll do it, she tells which one gets which weapon.
"With the dragon sword, you are Kevin the Chosen Hero of Fire."
As Kevin step forward and take the sword, he was impressed by the design and after testing a few swings, he found out that he can shoot flames or fire balls from the blade.
"Awesome!" Kevin comment.
"With the whirlwind crossbow, you are Finch the Chosen Hero of Air"
Like Kevin, Finch step forward and take his weapon as he was testing it, when he pulled the trigger it shoots streams of air and to his relief that he doesn't have to reload like a normal crossbow.
"Superb!" Finch smiled.
"With the barbed trident, you are Stifler the Chosen Hero of Water."
As he makes his way to his weapon, he tested with some swings and thrusting, and to his surprise that the trident can produced blue electoral energy in the forms of lightning bolts.
"Excellent!" Stifler smirked.
"With the stone flail, you are Jim the Chosen Hero of Earth."
Jim hesitated because he wasn't a strong guy but when he got a hold of it, it felt light as hay as he swings it.
"Cool!"
"With the twin timber axes, you are Oz the Chosen Hero of Forest."
Oz was confused because there was only one axe but before he asked about it, the Head Angel explained.
"Hold the handle with both hands and say Twin Timber Axes!"
So when he did as she instructed, he both surprised and amazed but more then that when he use both to shoots bursts of green-colored energy.
"Nice!"
"Now that you have your weapons, you all shall have mystic armor but only this time you will have to win them over."
"You mean like we have to." Jim gulped. "Fight something?"
"That is correct, Jim." Head Angel waved her arm as five images are shown. "Each armor was kept in the five corners of the distant island of Temra there you will be transported to that location and face those that guards your armor. You Kevin will find your armor inside the Mountains of the North and there you will face the Ice Lord of Temra."
Then she point at Finch.
"And you Finch will find your armor atop the Cliffs of the East but let stealth be on your side for the Lightning Bat of Temra is cunning as well as vicious."
And then she point at Stifler.
"You Stifler will find your armor at the Shore of the South and just remember when you are facing the Sea Serpent of Temra, you are trapped between the cliff and the sea."
And then at Jim.
"You Jim will find your armor at the Caves of the West and there you will faced the Rock Wolf of Temra."
Lastly to Oz.
"You Oz will find your armor at across in the central forest and there you will face the Widow Guardian."
Oz was a bit confused about the part that she said at across in the forest but that will have to wait as she continued instructing them.
"After you defeat them, you will summon your armor by raising your weapon high and say Fire within me! Air above me! Water around me! Earth beneath me! And forest before me! And after you all achieved your armor, you will be automatically transported back to heaven, do you all understand?" As they nodded. "Then good luck Chosen Heroes."
No soon or later they disappeared in a flash of light.
Kevin
He now look around and discovered that after that flash of light, he is now nearby the location of his armor as he was observing his destination.
"The Mountains of the North." He said. "Now to face this Ice Lord."
And so Kevin walked up on the path that is leading the cavern of the mountain and inside the mountain, he can feel the cold but it wasn't too cold as he continued walking on the bridge of ice until there was a huge slab of ice in the way.
"Shit!" Kevin cursed in frustration. "Now how will I get across?"
Suddenly the slab cracked itself as he backed away a bit in surprise and breaking out of the ice slab was an armored figure with skeletal features made of ice as the face was a skull wearing a horned helmet and the weapon in its hands is what appears to be a curved sword made of also ice.
"Who dared challenged the great Ice Lord of Temra?!" It roared in demand.
"Me!" Kevin answered acting brave as he making his own battle stance while holding out his sword like he was ready. "The Chosen Hero of Fire, here to collect my armor!"
"I hope you are feeling lucky, young warrior."
The Ice Lord swung his blade as a wave of frost was launched towards at Kevin but Kevin quickly blocked it with the Dragon Sword as the frost wave was disintegrated.
"Don't worry, I'm just getting warmed up." Kevin replied slyly.
Kevin shot a fire blast from the blade but sadly his opponent managed to block it with his blade.
"Enough playing!" Ice Lord roared. "Let's fight!"
Two foes charged as elemental blades clashed with the sparks fire and ice, parrying and dodging, and then as the Ice Lord pushed him with his foot.
"Prepare for your demise, Chosen Hero of Fire!"
The Ice Lord swung his sword at a big icicle that was above Kevin and as the icicle fell and about to impaile him, Kevin quickly use the Dragon sword to melt the icicle before it can land on him.
"Two can play at that game!" Kevin countered as an idea poped in his head.
As Kevin quickly got up on his feet, he used his blade with all his fiery might to stabbed the ground on which the Ice Lord was standing as the part of the bridge was burned and melted and with half of the bridge destroyed, his opponent now fell into the abyss.
"Adios Ice Prick." He mockingly waved. "Now about that armor."
No soon or later when he raised his sword up.
"Fire within me!" He shouted.
The blade glowed as the flames appeared beneath his feet and started encircling his whole body until he was now in his own armor. Crimson and gold the armor was.
"This is awesome." He commented through the visor of his helmet while admiring it. "If only Vicky could see me now."
Finch
Like Kevin, Finch appeared nearby his destination but as he was starting to climb, he remembered what the Head Angel said.
"And you Finch, will find your armor atop the Cliffs of the East but let stealth be on your side for the Lighting Bat of Temra is cunning as well as vicious."
After remembering, Finch climbed up and there was the spot where the guardian and his armor will be.
"Here goes nothing." He did a quick breath and shouted. "Lightning Bat! I have come for my armor!"
A lightning bolt hit the location as a bat headed and armored figure appeared screeching.
"Ah the Chosen Hero of Air comes to meet me in his final hours!"
"I'm afraid this will be your final hour." Finch countered.
"We shall see about that."
The Lightning Bat threw a boomerang like sword but Finch noticed it as he moved his head aside as soon as the weapon returned to its owner.
"I can get good as I can, Lightning Bat" He smirked as he pulled the trigger.
Finch fired his Whirlwind crossbow but the cunning guardian quickly levitate to make his air shot missed.
"But not good enough." Lightning Bat gloated.
"Guess she didn't exaggerate." Finch thought. "Maybe if I could knocked his weapon out, I would have a chance."
As he was waiting for the moment to strike, the Lightning Bat threw his boomerang blade as Finch fired at the weapon which it was now knocked away out of their reach but as Finch was about to finish his strategy, the Lightning Bat let out an ear pinching screech which made Finch clutched both his ears as he fell on his back at a rock still clutching his ears until the screeching ended.
"You think after knocking my weapon away, I would be defenseless?" As Lightning Bat walked towards his opponent. "Well you are wrong, have you heard enough?"
"Yes." Finch answered as he smirked. "Have you seen enough?"
Before he respond, Finch fired at the ground as the dust burst which Lightning Bat caught some in his eyes while clutching both his eyes.
"Agh!" He cried. "My eyes!"
"Thus the term "Blind as a bat" was born." Finch humored in thought.
Finch kept pushing the trigger hard as he use his crossbow like a hose, swirling the air around fast into a big cyclone and as soon as he stopped the cyclone pulled the Lightning bat off the ground unable to flew out as he and the cyclone are now swirled away from the cliffs.
"Mission accomplished." As he raised his crossbow up. "The air above me!"
Like Kevin's, his weapon glowed as wind encircled around him until he was now in his mystic armor. His was white and gold.
"Marvelous." He comment on his armor.
Stifler
Stifler was walking down to the Shore of the South and as he made it down, he heard a sinister chuckle.
"What the shit?"
Rising from the water was an armored figure with a serpent head holding a whip as he recognized that this is the Sea Serpent of Temra and then remembered what the Head Angel said.
"Trapped between the cliff and the sea." Stifler thought as he shouted. "Hey sea fucker! I'm here to get my amor!"
"That would be impossible!" Sea Serpent objected.
The guardian slash his whip as a blast of energy came from the tip which Stifler dodged it and then blast his trident as the whip blocked the blue electric bolts.
"Your barbed trident is useless against my serpent tongue whip!"
"Why don't I give you a spoon and you can eat my ass with it?"
"It will take more than vulgar tuants to defeat me."
"I'm just warming up, scaly dick." Stifler guffawed.
The sea serpent kept slashing his whip as Stifler went behind a rock and starting to think.
"Had enough, Chosen Hero of Water?" The sea serpent asked as he kept slashing. "Am I keeping you from admitting defeat to my face?"
"No I'm keeping you from spanking the sea monkey!" He chuckled as he had an idea.
Stifler stick his trident up when he was kneeling down and then he blasted at the water which electrocuted his opponent. Now he got up and out of the rock and finish the sea serpent off as he did some moves with the trident, he turn around and shoot him without looking and then he put the trident underneath between his legs as he continued blasting and lastly he hold it at his crotch and thrust his hips as they are several blasts from it.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" The sea serpent said his last words as he now was reduced into water.
"Now that sea fucker is gone, time to get my armor."
As Stifler walked to the water where the sea serpent was defeated, he raised his trident up high.
"The water around me!"
As he shouted that, his weapon glowed and out comes his blue and gold armor with horns on the helmet.
"Look out fuckers! Here comes the new and improved Stiffmiester Aka the Chosen Hero of Water!" As he walked back to the shore and admiring the new armor. "I wonder if I can fuck a chick in this armor?"
Jim
The area Jim found himself in was foggy but he can see clearly at a cave at a mountain.
"This must be it, the Cave of the West." As he breathed in. "Its show time."
Jim walked up a bit as he stopped and shouted out.
"Rock Wolf! Come out! I must challenge you to claim my armor in the name of destiny now come out!"
Out of the cave was an armored figure with a head of a wolf and a set of claws on the forearm.
"What's this?!" The guardian looked outraged. "Heaven sent you to challenge my might?! This is an insult, go away!"
"I am Jim Lavernstein the Chosen Hero of Earth." Jim said being determined. "I will best you even if I go down trying!"
"I told you to go away!"
Angered the Rock Wolf is as he shoot beams of energy out of his eyes and then Jim jumped aside and rolled down.
"Okay, no more Mr. nice guy." Jim thought as he ran back up the cave.
"Back for more eh?" Amused the Rock Wolf of Temra who was holding a big stone. "I have the worst yet to bashed!"
He throw the stone at Jim who was swinging his flail but Jim managed to knock the incoming rock away.
"None of the worst is yet to come, Rock Wolf of Temra!" He countered while dodging his opponent's forearm claws.
After a series of dodging, Jim caught the claws with the cross like handle of his stone flail and as the Rock Wolf pull out his claws, Jim quickly swung his flail on Rock Wolf's foot. Howled in pain the Rock Wolf grabbed his crushed foot as he was hopping on his other foot and as he was distracted by his pain, Jim kept swinging his flail long enough for one upcoming blow.
"Fore!"
Jim shouted like if he was playing golf as he swung his flail at the Rock Wolf and with one big blow the guardian of his armor was knocked off the ground and landed into his cave.
"Talk about a hole in one." Jim comment.
Before the Rock Wolf could recover from the blow, Jim used all of the swinging and might to hit the ground hard enough for the cave to collapsed.
"Noo!" Rock Wolf howled as he was now caved in.
"And now for my armor." As Jim hold both ends of his flail and holding them up high. "Earth beneath me!"
The moment he said it, his entire body got engulfed with molten rock and then transformed into an armor of silver and gold and while he was Impressed by the armor he now acquired.
"Man if Nadia could see me in this armor."
Oz
Oz wandered into the center forest, searching for something that doesn't make sense to him.
"Why do fantasy quests had to be so confusing?" He grunted as he kept saying something the Head Angel told him. "Find it at across, find it at across."
While he was walking and kept saying the confusing sentence, he stopped and saw two big branches sticking from two different trees in the form of an X and as Oz tilt his head, he now realized the meaning of the sentence.
"Not at across, it's at a cross." He corrected himself. "Now to face this Widow Guardian and get my armor."
Suddenly felt something crawling on his heels as he looked down and saw some spiders as he quickly get rid of them.
"Agh! I fucking hate spiders!"
But then he heard a loud screeching as he saw something that made his eyes wide and regret.
"Shit! I'd have to say that didn't I?"
The Widow Guardian was a giant spider that is now coming towards Oz as it squirted web on him and with his weapon was now lying on the ground, Oz moved all he can since he was engulfed in net of web.
"I must get my Timber Axe!" He thought with determination.
Oz used his freed arm to reach it before he becomes the Widow Guardian's chow and with luck on his side, he got his axe and cut himself free of his webbed prison.
"Now to exterminate the Widow Guardian." As he shouted. "Twin Timber Axes!"
Now with two axes he charged at his spider opponent, he used both of his axes to blast at the Widow Guardian as it was flipped over and as it was on the ground, Oz leaped like cheetah and throw one of his axes at the lower part of the body as he landed on the chest with his other axe cleaved into it until the whole body became lifeless. With the death of the Widow Guardian, Oz retrieved his axes which they are now remerged into one as he got off of the giant corpse and walked to the branch cross.
"Now to get what I came for." As he raised his Timber Axe high. "Forest before me!"
The leafs swirled around as Oz was now in brown and gold armor.
"Alright! Now for the quest to get home!"
As the five returned to heaven, they were impressed by eatch other's armor but even more as they found out their visors can automatically opened and so they stopped talking as the Head Angel started speaking to them.
"You have done well, Chosen Heroes." She said with a pleased expression. "I understand you had some questions?"
"How long do we wear our armor?" Finch asked.
"As long as you are not fighting, the armor will disappear right now." She explained as their armor now vanished. "Anymore questions?"
"Yeah." Jim answered as he asked. "Like how are we going to fight in the Queen's Blade since only girls can fight in it?"
"As Chosen Heroes you will have the right to fight in the Queen's Blade."
"So where do we start?" Kevin asked.
"You must travel to where the Queen's Blade tournament will always be held for every four years."
"Gainos!" They realized simultaneously.
"Exactly, it would be a dangerous journey for you five as the Swamp Witch's minions will be at every corner of the Continent so you must stand together even though you had the weapons and the armor but the strongest of weapons are your friendship and loyalty."
They all nodded as a sign of understanding and then Oz had one more question that has been a bother to the five.
"How long have we been gone?"
"To you all it felt like hours but the time is different in the teleportation." She explained. "For you had been gone for a short time when I sent you five back after Nanael teleport you, so good luck Chosen Heroes and remember, complete this quest and I will send you home."
Flashback ending
Amazed Leina was after they told them of what they did and in the next morning, Leina asked Nanael about Risty as the angel pull out a book that contains the information and records of every fighter for the Queen's Blade.
"Risty, Risty, Risty." As she turn a page. "No battle records, looks like she hasn't fought anyone officially yet."
"Okay." Leina said as she was getting up.
"Well the Queen's Blade tournament happens over the land, I'm sure she's gonna turn up eventually."
"She will." Leina confirmed with a smile as picked up her pack.
But Nanael tried to stop her with a made up game that she answer any question that Leina can asked but she refused her and the Queen's Blade which angered the angel.
"What?! Its the Queen's Blade! Its this huge event, a major competition every four years to decide who the queen is!"
"We already know what the Queen's Blade is." Annoyed Oz.
"Sorry, I'm just not interested in the Queen's Blade tournament." Leina said with honesty.
"Then why'd you bother asking me to look up the battle results?!"
"Because I care about Risty and she cares about that."
The boys went wide eyed at the way she said as Nanael sweat drop at that.
"You care about her?"
So while Leina was explaining this to Nanael.
"Lesbian guys!" Stifler excitedly whispered. "She's going to be a lesbian!"
"Will you shut up, Stifler?" Kevin whispered. "She's not a lesbian."
"She would probably be Bisexual." Finch said as he received looks from Kevin, Jim and Oz.
Just then as Leina gave Nanael her thanks and good byes.
"Oh shit!" Jim spotted someone in the mist. "Guys, I think we have been followed!"
As everyone turn around, the mist was beginning to clear as the figure by the horse was revealed to be the Thundercloud General herself.
So what do you think? For explanation, the armors, weapons and the fights (Which add some changes in it) were from the old tv show called Mystic Knights of Tir na nog its kinda like a Celtic Power Rangers I don't not have ownership of that anyway the reason I stopped there is that I need your opinion on who will fight Claudette, still Leina? Or will it be Kevin, Jim, Oz, Finch or Stifler? Put it on review to let me know who will be Claudette's opponent so until then, read, favorite it, follow it and review it. Take care now, bye, bye then. PS Can you guess what song Stifler was singing? Its from a Nickelodeon movie.