Yesh. I has found time to update. -_- I'm tired and that's the only reason why I'm updating. I have no energy to do anything else.

SexOnARainbow signed on

RAdz22 signed on

RAdz22: oh great. Jeffro is online…

PhilIsMyAngel signed on

SxEAngelFace signed on

RAdz22: and here comes the rest of you all…

PhilIsMyAngel: has anyone missed me?

RAdz22: …as much as a fat kid misses cake?

SxEAngelFace: …I thought it was "just like a fat kid loves cake"…oh, this makes more sense than the other one! :O

PhilIsMyAngel: …how dare you two think of us getting together? I'm too smart.

RAdz22: I can say a hundred things to prove why you two belong together but I'd rather not.

SexOnARainbow: I have an entire shrine dedicated to this. How's Duane?

PhilIsMyAngel: he won't stop crying! -_-

SexOnARainbow: …he is sorta a baby if anyone noticed?

PhilIsMyAngel: …why's he crying?!

SxEAngelFace: I got it handled. I'm just so awesome I can type with one hand. =D

PhilIsMyAngel: I better get used to this.

SxEAngelFace: yeah, you better!

RAdz22: let me get this straight…you two are living in the same house, have a child and you still don't think you're convinced for each other?

SxEAngelFace: pretty much.

PhilIsMyAngel: hell yeah.

RAdz22: and you're both online and you're probably inches away from each other.

PhilIsMyAngel: not true. Phil is upstairs and I'm downstairs, watching the game and talking to you guys…where's Jeff?

RAdz22: …if you're gonna blow someone, put your status as away or something.

SexOnARainbow: sorry. I'm doing my homework.

RAdz22: …God, that nerdiness is hot. :O

PhilIsMyAngel: …they have no shame in saying it in front of the big brother.

RAdz22: maybe 'cause I can break the arm of said brother in seconds.

PhilIsMyAngel: Point taken.

Duane has just signed on

PhilIsMyAngel: …Phil, did our son just sign on?!

SxEAngelFace: I made him an email. XD.

PhilIsMyAngel: …dude, he's three years old!

SxEAngelFace: he's smart. :O

RAdz22: …you made a three year old child an account?

Duane: 2r454354364353

RAdz22: OMG. That's so adorable!

PhilIsMyAngel: …already, Phil has turned our son into a computer addict.

SexOnARainbow: already, he's Phil and Matt's baby. Also, Phil, how's the college and stuff for you?

SxEAngelFace: dropped out before I even started? I'm taking care of baby!

PhilIsMyAngel: I have the strange urge to kiss Phil.

SexOnARainbow: I will document this conversation. May 6, 2010, Matt said he had an urge to kiss Phil.

PhilIsMyAngel: if your homework had anything to do with us, then you aced it…-_-

Duane: 2435dfgdrtehgfdfsd

PhilIsMyAngel: …hello, Duane.

Duane: 2dfgdffsdfs3

PhilIsMyAngel: aw! That's adorable!

Y2J has signed on

SexOnARainbow: hey, baby.

Y2J: hey, baby.

Duane: 46dfgdffsds

Y2J: …dude, he needs an English class or fifteen thousand.

PhilIsMyAngel: that's my son.

Y2J: …same mental capacity too.

SexOnARainbow: …CHRIS!

Y2J: fine, baby. I'll be good for now.

SexOnARainbow: good boy.

RAdz22: oh great. I lost a possible love interest to one of my best friends.

PhilIsMyAngel: I'd rather have Addy date Jeff than Jeff date Chris.

SexOnARainbow: we didn't have any sex yet.

PhilIsMyAngel: …hello, brother-in-law.

Y2J: …should I be flattered?

SxEAngelFace: I have no idea.

Y2J: …hello, Phil. How's the baby?

SxEAngelFace: he's great! =D I'll BRB. Me and Matt are gonna go out.

Y2J: Date.

PhilIsMyAngel: NOT.

SexOnARainbow: DATE.

PhilIsMyAngel: you two really are compatible. Being annoying and shit like that…

SexOnARainbow: I love you too, Matty. Take care of yourselves!

TWO HOURS LATER

SexOnARainbow: you two are annoying!

Y2J: …babe, did we anger you?

PhilIsMyAngel has just signed on

PhilIsMyAngel: huh?

Y2J: …hello, jackass.

SexOnARainbow: he means that in a polite way.

PhilIsMyAngel: of course he does.

SexOnARainbow: Matty, Chris says that Star Trek is better than Star Wars and—and Addy agrees with him!

PhilIsMyAngel: …

PhilIsMyAngel: nerd.

SexOnARainbow: Matty! It's good to have you back! Where's Phil?

PhilIsMyAngel: asleep.

SexOnARainbow: …you didn't do anything, did you?!

PhilIsMyAngel: it was a kiss. That's it. Now I'm downstairs, on the couch, with Duane asleep…

SexOnARainbow: YAYYY!

PhilIsMyAngel: we aren't marching down the aisle, Jeff. We're just friends.

SexOnARainbow: friends who make out and live together and have a baby.

PhilIsMyAngel: but still friends.

Y2J: …and Jeff and I are friends too.

RAdz22: …it was horrible. I was watching these two make out on a webcam.

PhilIsMyAngel: …I'm so happy I missed it.

SexOnARainbow: Imma call Phil right now.

"…Jeff?"

"Yeah?"

"…don't call me in the middle of the night."

"…okay."

SexOnARainbow has signed on

RAdz22: what'd he say?

SexOnARainbow: that he loves Matt and wants to marry him and wants to raise cattle with him.

PhilIsMyAngel: sureeee…

SexOnARainbow: okay, he flipped and told me not to call him in the middle of the night.

PhilIsMyAngel: he's really tired.

RAdz22: what sex position did you two fuck in?

PhilIsMyAngel: …you know, didn't it consider to you that he's tired because he was lugging around a baby for 24 hours?

RAdz22: …so you had bed sex 'cause you couldn't leave the bed just in case the baby calls and stuff?

PhilIsMyAngel: I'm still a virgin.

RAdz22: and he'll die one too.

PhilIsMyAngel: I can stop being a virgin whenever I wanna stop.

RAdz22: and give it to me.

PhilIsMyAngel: …yeah, right.

RAdz22: too in love with Phil, huh?

PhilIsMyAngel: Adam, do you value your life?

RAdz22: I'm in college. I don't value anything but my beer.

PhilIsMyAngel: that's my Adam.

SexOnARainbow: …Imma go offline now!

Y2J: me too! I wanna go to Jeffy's!

PhilIsMyAngel: please keep this encounter PG-13. -_-

SexOnARainbow has signed off

Y2J has signed off

PhilIsMyAngel: I'll go to bed.

RAdz22: …it's only one in the morning. -_-

PhilIsMyAngel has signed off

RAdz22: …nobody to talk to…

RAdz22 has signed off

I honestly don't know what I'm doing anymore. XD. Oh well.

X Sam.

SHE WHO LOVES KASSANDRA. ;D