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Dear Hina-hime,

Of course I will behave myself Hime!

I'm going to have lunch with Neji and Ten-Ten today, you know the 'boring' couple. They'll probably try to be cheap and make me lunch at home. Better be prepared to have a good puke, you know Ten-Ten cooking sucks. Maybe I can fix there….rough patch too!

Oh yeah I'm going to do that for sure…..HEY who's the four eyed freak following you! Do I need to go there and fix any problems? Let me know, but I have to go got a lunch to attend. Write me as soon as you can!

Lip lock- Naruto

P.S.- Our kitty made a mistake and took a whiz in Shikamaru's shougi board….

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Naruto sat at his desk in Hinata and his apartment, folding the letter up and sending it away. Once finished with that he stood and entered the kitchen thinking about the earlier events.

Ino was gullible and Shikamaru was the smartest idiot he'd ever met. If Ino fell in his trick so easily that meant she didn't trust Shikamaru that much in the first place. Drinking some milk out the carton Naruto froze in thought…..

Pfft! Not his problem…

Knock Knock Knock….

Naruto really hoped that was Neji and Ten-Ten, Shikamaru had made enough threats for one day. Jeez the guy couldn't take a joke to save his life….well his sex life anyways. Naruto smirked, that jackass was going to go through hell. Ino and Shikamaru not only are on the same team, they have parents who are best of friends and they live together. Ino was going to torture him with her body as best as she can.

Oh and she can….

Naruto shook off the dysfunctional couple off his mind and opened the door to be greeted with a smiling Ten-Ten and a scowling Neji.

"Hey Ten-Ten!….Neji." Naruto gave Ten-Ten a hug and just stared at Neji with a grin. Neji just furthered his scowling , "I talked to Shikamaru." Neji said as he narrowed his eyes at the smiling blonde.

"And I talked to Ino!" Ten-Ten beamed up. "And I must say I'm proud of you Naruto, telling Ino the truth and not letting her heart be broken in the end. I know you guys like to keep guys talk to yourselves, but what you did was-"

"Stupid." Neji cut Ten-Ten off and crossed his arms over his chest. "It was non of your business to interfere with there relationship. You and I both know Shikamaru wasn't going to do anything with that Sand girl." Neji had this look that just screamed, 'I know what your doing now stop it' all over his face.

Naruto racked his brain to come up with things Neji might have told him and the other guys on one of there 'guys night out', but nothing came. The guy was just too boring, he either sat and listened himself or was the sober one to guide the too drunk people home.

Naruto thought to himself, 'I'm going to need Neji to get a life'.

Sure he was a beyond excellent Shinobi and probably the best boyfriend, but he was still boring. However, Naruto arched an eyebrow when Ten-Ten's face got red, "What did I tell you about cutting me off!" Neji just stared at her unfazed at her anger, "Don't do it unless your saying something stupid….Surprise-surprise you were." Ten-Ten could hear him mumble under his breath the word, 'again'.

"What's that! Speak up Mr. Quickie!" Neji composure slipped and he stared wide eyes at Ten-Ten. Naruto just stood in his door way shocked.

No she didn't….

That was a HUGE shot at a guys pride and he kind of felt bad for Neji.

Pfft! That wasn't his problem either….

Blinking back to the arguing couple Naruto watched as Neji made a fuss.

"That was ONCE! Never happened again after that!! And what about you Ms. I Dye my Hair BROWN! I should have known you were a born blonde, you act dumber then Ino and Naruto put together." Neji held this victorious grin, and even though it didn't ease his ego about him being Mr. Quickie it would have to do at the moment.

Naruto looked at Neji in shock, not only did he call his own girlfriend dumb but he called out her real hair color. He noticed the only non-boring problem with Neji is once he's started he just cant seem to keep his mouth closed, "And call me Mr. Quickie all you want I was a virgin when that happened, you weren't exactly new to it though."

Naruto jaw dropped, no Neji didn't.

Ten-Ten eyes widen with anger, "So what are you saying? Your girlfriend is a dumb slut!" Just when Neji was going to answer Naruto interfered.

"TIME-OUT!!"

Naruto ran to the window to receive a letter from Hinata, he thanked the summoning and opened the letter.

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Dear Naru-kun,

No everything's fine, the weirdo in the glasses was just Kabuto. He wanted me to remind you to tell Sasuke he was still going to kill him. Oh and he said he couldn't believe those jerks gave me a seduction mission, he's actually a cool dude.

But your cooler!

Jeez I hope Ten-Ten and Neji don't get in an argument in front of you. Neji has this tendency to run his mouth a little too much. Try to stop him if he talks to much, and bummer for Shikamaru and his game. I heard cat pee is a hard smell to get out too. Well I got to go, send me a letter when you can!

Smooches- Hinata

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Naruto ran back to the couple and exhaled, "Okay Time-in." Ten-Ten blinked in confusion, "Naruto what was-"

"Don't you want to know whether or not Neji thinks you're a stupid whore?" Naruto bought Ten-Ten up to speed and she snapped her head at Neji. "Well?!" She snapped at him.

Neji looked at her like she was retarded, "You just paused our argument because Naruto told you to and you just resumed it rate where we left off because Naruto reminded you. No Ten-Ten I don't think you're a slut."

Ten-Ten had this victorious smile on, she really thought she won the argument and Naruto looked a little peeved that Neji didn't run off at the mouth.

"But I do think you're an idiot." Neji just couldn't help himself.

Naruto smiled when he looked at Ten-Ten she looked as if she was going to throw the bag in her hand at Neji, "Is that food in the bag for me Ten-Ten?" Ten-Ten looked at the bag and shoved it to Naruto while she took the juice she had for him and poured it all over Neji. "Stupid that you little prick! And if you think your getting any Ten-Ten tonight you have another thing coming."

Ten-Ten smiled at Naruto, "See you around Naruto." She then turned to Neji, "And I'll see you at home, be prepared."

Neji looked pissed and a little frightened mixed together, he was soaked and he'd be hearing Ten-Ten's mouth all night. Not feeling it, HEARING it and not the good hearing the NAGGING hearing. "I blame you Naruto you know this right." Naruto shrugged his shoulders and pointed to Ten-Ten, "Your girls glaring at you." Neji mumbled a , 'what's new.' then jumped when Ten-Ten yelled.

"Hyuuga Neji! Bring you ass here NOW!!" With that Neji left Naruto's doorstep with Ten-Ten yelling in his ear.

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Naruto sat at there kitchen table enjoying the food Ten-Ten brought over. Why, because she bought it at the food stand and didn't make it herself. He smiled to himself, he didn't even have to attempt to destroy Neji's sex life, Neji did a fine job himself. Sure he could have intervened but where's the fun in that, besides did Neji intervene when making the choice of whether or not to send Hinata to this mission.

Serves him right.

Besides he did it all to himself, Naruto would think Neji would be smarter then that. He guessed Neji's big ego and pride got in his way of correctly handling the situation. Looking down at the letter he was writing Hinata he continued writing.

Dear Hina-hime,

Bad news, Neji just wouldn't stop talking and now Ten-Ten wont stop Nagging.

Hey I kind of made a rhyme!

Oh and I'll tell Sasuke, that Kabuto wants to kick his ass/kill him. Who do you think would win? Sasuke is my BFF and everything but my moneys on Kabuto. The guy has gotten a little nuts after the Orochimaru thingy you know? Well I have to get ready for dinner, got to buy some aspirin too.

Dinner with Sasuke and Sakura is enough to give anyone a migraine, but it's free food! So write me when you can babes!

French Kisses- Naruto

P.S.- Ten-Ten wanted to borrow our cat, she said she needed pee, inspiration when making Neji's dinner.

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Naruto scribbled out the 'pee' part at the end, he didnt want Hinata to know Ten-Ten was going to do that to her cousin. Pfft! Another thing not his problem...

Naruto sent the letter off and yawned, Jeez ruining people's lives was tiring. At the same time fulfilling, Knock, Knock, Knock.

Naruto looked at his clock and saw that it was time for dinner, he smirked.

Time for the grand-finally!

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Oh what is Naruto planning for our Sasuke and Sakura….Something damn crazy that's what!

Stay tuned for next chappie, it's a good one!

Poor Neji, why cant he be nice just for once! Welp Ten-Ten will take care of him….Plus it's obvious Ten-Ten isnt really a blonde so please dont ask.

TTFN!