Disclaimer: I still don't own CSI. Do I have to write that every time I add a chapter to a story, or is it sufficient to acknowledge that at the beginning of just the first chapter?
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A Typical Thursday at the Lab
Stuck to Greg's coffee mug in the break room: Sanders, do you really want to get fired? I know the Turtle Wax comment was all you, and it was not appreciated. –Ecklie
Stuck to David's desk: David, you really need to take the photo of your wife off of the morgue door. Nick and Greg need to be reminded every time they come down here that they've come for an autopsy, not to drool over Mrs. Phillips. –Doc
Stuck to Greg's locker: Nick: 1, Greggo: 0… you got the dumpster dive! I'll make sure a shower stall is open for you when you get back!
Stuck to Nick's locker: Dude, if you want to play that game, it's Nick: 1, Greg: 1… you can't have forgotten about your liquid vic from a whopping 3 days ago… seriously.
Stuck to one of Archie's computer screens: Dude, I relocated my stash to under Hodges' desk. Find it and act like you think it's his. I'll do the same. –Greg
Stuck to Bobby's computer screen: I stashed my porn under Hodges' desk. Find it and act like you think it's his. –Greg
Stuck to Mandy's computer screen: I stashed porn under Hodges' desk. Find it and act like you think it's his. I'm laughing about this already! -Greg
Stuck to Wendy's computer screen: I stashed porn under Hodges' desk. Find it and act like you think it's his. He will be mortified! Muahaha! -Greg
Never a dull moment around here! Hodges will want to crawl into a hole… this is going to be great!
Stuck to Hodges' desk (after Mandy, Bobby, and Archie have already accused Hodges of having porn in the office): Wow, Hodges. I guess your mom doesn't appreciate the porn being stashed under your mattress, huh? Nice collection. –Wendy
Stuck to Greg's locker: Sanders, consider yourself dead. –Hodges
Stuck to Grissom's desk: Sir, if you happen to hear any unappealing rumors about me this evening, they are categorically untrue. Sanders can provide you with the truth. –Hodges
Stuck to Warrick's locker: You know, I had you drive last night so you wouldn't get drunk. You weren't supposed to need to take a taxi home. I hope Tina is enjoying your hangover today on your day off. You can't say I didn't try to help you get out of the dog house! -Cath
Stuck to a porn magazine brought in as evidence: Greg, can we actually trust you to process this appropriately? -Catherine
Stuck to Grissom's desk next to Hodges' Post-it: Dude, whatever Hodges says is a lie. Well, actually, it's probably not, but it was all in good fun! Come on, you know it's funny. I can so totally see you smiling right now. –Greg
Stuck to Greg's locker: What the heck, man? Why did you not let me in on this whole Hodges' porn collection thing? You know I'm always up for a joke, especially when Hodges is involved. I take offense, man. –Nick
Stuck to Nick's locker by Greg: Excuse moi, but you happened to still be at your hit and run scene when it all went down. Too bad you didn't get the dumpster dive… I was back here in record time. Looks like it's now Nick: 1, Greg the Great: 2! Oh yeah!
Stuck to Grissom's office door: Sir, Ecklie called and said he's heard rumors of non-exemplary behavior in the lab tonight. He wants you to call him when you get back from the desert. –Judy
Good grief. What's happened tonight? Maybe if Conrad didn't call me every other night about poor behavior, I'd take him seriously. Oh no… it looks like there's a pink Greg Post-it on my desk… maybe Conrad's actually on to something tonight.