The morning before their date Fishlegs had come up with his dare, "I, Fishlegs Ingerman, dare you, Snotlout Jorgenson to ….(you'll find our later, I don't wanna ruin th surprise)
"WHAT! You cant be serious."
"Oh but I am dear Snotlout, I am."
"Do it, do it, do it," chorused the teens.
"Fine," grumbled Snotlout.
"Yay!" they cheered.
Later that night…
(slightly m-ish)
Stoick walked into his room expecting a nice rest. What he did not expect was his bed cloth changed to red. Candles surrounding the bed. The red sheet littered with rose petals, and Snotlout Jorgensen dressed in a tight red dress with a cut that went from hip exposing the WOMENS! G-string he was wearing while holding a Champaign bottle.
"Hey there sexy, why don't you come over here and let me teach you the language of love," said Snotlout.
He got up and ran a hand down Stoick's chest down to his nether regions. Stoick snapped out of his confusion and screamed. Snotlout ran, the dare was over, and he still had his head, unbeknownst to him, the teens and Gobber had been watching and were currently on the floor laughing.
(out of M)
the next morning Ruffnut and Fishlegs went on their date. Snotlout whispered his dare into Tuffnut's ear.
"Kay, fine," was all he got out of the teen.
He tracked the two down and slipped a piece of fish in Fishlegs pants and a terrible terror in his shirt before leaving.
"So Fishlegs, what're your hobbies?" asked Ruffnut, trying to start up a conversation.
"Oh well I like….. ooh ah aah!" he exclaimed, doing a weird jig.
"What's wrong?"
"I think there's a terrible terror in my pants."
He continued the jig, causing Ruffnut to laugh. Finally the terror exited and they continued their date.
At dinner Tuffnut announced his dare to hiccup.
"You want me to what?" asked hiccup in disbelief.
"You heard me sunshine," said Tuffnut.
"Tuffnut that's insane, besides I'm married."
"I don't mind hiccup," said Astrid who like the other teens was holding back her laughter, causing silent tears to run down her face.
"Ugh, fine."
So that night hiccup and toothless flew to the berserker islands. They landed outside Dagur's hut, where he lived alone due to his lack of a wife. He knocked on the door. Dagur opened it annoyed, expecting a guard, not his arch nemesis. Not even bothering to open his eyes due to the lateness of the hour he said,
"What do you wa-" he was silenced by a kiss.
His eyes snapped open.
"Hiccup!?"
"See ya," cried the young heir as he hopped on his dragon and flew back to berk as fast as possible leaving a thoroughly confused Dagur behind.
The next day at breakfast hiccup told the somewhat funny story to his peers. Astrid began eating her food when suddenly she ran out the doors and barfed. When she came back everyone looked at her sympathetically. She gave a weak smile.
"Hey, 're you okay?" asked hiccup.
"Yeah, fine, its probably just a stomach flu, you know how common those are this time of year," she replied, sounding more confident than she felt.
Hiccup nodded, not believing it but trusting her to make her own choice.
Gods she couldn't have asked for a better husband.
"Anyways as I was saying, my dare is for Ruffnut."
"What is it?" asked said Viking.
"I dare you to kiss Fishlegs in front of both you and his parents."
"Wh-wh-what? We haven't even had our first kiss yet."
"Well you better start practicing," said hiccup.
The next day Ruffnut and Fishlegs were looking for their parents and coincidentally found them chatting with each other. They looked at each other. Nodded. And kissed. Suddenly a strange silence filled the room. Ruffnut and Fishlegs took the initiative and ran away.
At dinner Astrid and hiccup were forced to share some grave news with the group.
"Um guys I am sorry to say that Astrid is resigning," said hiccup.
"But she was tied for first place with me you and Fishlegs," said Ruffnut.
"Yeah well remember how she was sick this morning?"
"yeah," said Snotlout.
"She'-" he began to be cutoff by Astrid.
"I'm pregnant."
"WHAT!?" exclaimed all the teens in shock.
She nodded, "Yup, one month," she said.
Immediately the others began congratulating her:
"That's so great."
"Who will it look like?"
"I wonder what gender it'll be."
"I cant believe it, a month of marriage and a month of pregnancy."
"You're carrying the heir's heir, that's great!"
Astrid sushed them all, "It's a secret, I want to wait till at least the fourth month before telling the village."
"Actually Astrid I have an idea that I think would be a better solution," said Snotlout.
"What?"
"try hiding it, if someone notices say you just got fat, that way when the baby comes it'll be a surprise, heck if it becomes too noticeable just hide in your house and tell people you're not feeling well or you've gone on a voyage or something," he said.
"That's actually a really good idea. Okay, what happened to you?" asked hiccup.
"Well I met this girl called Odette," he said.
"Odette, isn't she Mulch's daughter?"
"That's the one."
"Well that's great, I hope you and her'll be happy together."
"Tuffnut also met a girl."
"Who was it tuff?" asked Astrid.
"Mirtha," said Tuffnut dreamily.
"Mirtha, as in Bucket's daughter?"
"That's the one," he replied, still in his haze.
"Awww you two'd be so cute together."
"I know right, I'm working on fixing them up," said Ruffnut.
"And I'd say I was working on Snotlout but they've already been on a date and it went great," said Tuffnut.
"Yup, I'm a follow up with about 10-11 more dates then ask her to marry me on our year-a-versary," said Snotlout.
"Anyways, ruff, do you have a dare?" asked Tuffnut.
"Oh yeah, Fishlegs!" called Ruffnut.
"What?" he asked, half scared.
"I dare you to drink a barrel of meade."
"But I never make it past 5 cups."
"Come on, don't be a wimp, wouldn't wanna look weak in front of your new girlfriend."
At these words Fishlegs blushed, "F-f-fine, I'll do it."
After he finished the barrel the teens all erupted into cheers. Until Fishlegs dropped on the floor.
"Okay who's carrying him, cause it sure ain't the pregnant one?" asked Astrid.
Everyone groaned.
"Barf, belch a little help please?" asked Ruffnut.
The dragons picked him up, barf took the top half and belch took the bottom and they flew him back to the Ingerman's.
Hiccup and Astrid walked off to the docks and stared at the sea.
"So, excited?" asked hiccup.
"You bet, its gonna be fun having little ones running around the house, at least the job of annoying you'll be easier."
"Yeah, but they'll never live up to your annoyingness."
"…."
"OW! Why would you do that?"
"For calling me annoying."
"But you are….. OW!"
"don't mess with pregnant people hiccup, don't," she smirked.
"Fine, its getting late."
"Yeah we ought to be heading back."
And they left.
Thought it would be nice to demonstrate how Tuffnut met Mirtha, Snotlout met Odette, Ruffnut and Fishlegs hooked up and Hiccup and Astrid got married. Btw now that Astrid's out these updates just got a whole lot easier, cept now I wanna write about people having their suspicions bout strid bein pregnant. HA! You should have seen the look on Dagur's face, it was priceless, priceless I tell you!
-httyd4eva
peace out yo;)