Me: Reviews!
Ichigo: Aren't they bored of this already?
Me: Nope! Cuz I'm super-fun! This one's from Ultima-Owner
I dare ichigo to drunk then talk to rukia
rukia give grimmjow catnip
Me: 'Kay! Short and sweet! Rangiku and Kyoraku, help me out here?
Kyoraku: -grabs Ichigo-
Ichigo: Hey! Hey, lemme go!
Rangiku: -pours sake in Ichigo's mouth-
Ichigo: gah! –glug glug-
Rangiku: OK, that's the whole bottle.
Ichigo: Uhhhh… -eyes glaze- heeeeeeeeeyyyy sexy ladyyyyy…
Rangiku: -pushed Ichigo over to Rukia-
Ichigo: Heyyyy shorty chick… you don't got no boobsss… -gropes Rukia-
Rukia: -punches Ichigo- Get away from me, perv!
Rangiku: Don't judge him, he's drunk.
Ichigo: -walks over to Orihime- hey… you've gotta biig rack, chick – collapses on Orihime-
Orihime: K-kurosaki-kun?
Me: -scoops up Ichigo and dumps him on couch- There, the lazy bastard can stay in the couch and miss the next dare.
Rukia: I have to give Grimmjow… catnip? But he impaled me with his hand!
Me: Think of this as revenge.
Rukia: -cackles- OK. Griiiimmmmjooooow!
Grimmjow: Whaddya want, Soul Reaper?
Rukia: Oh, hallo, Grimmkitty!
Grimmjow: You gotta death wish?
Rukia: Of course not, Kitty-kitty! I have a present for you!
Grimmjow: Don't call me kitty –growls-
Rukia: But you are a kitty!
Grimmjow: Grr… -lunges at Rukia-
Me: -bonks grimmjow on the head- Bad kitty.
Grimmjow: Shut the fuck up, woman.
Me: Aw… you can do gangster talk too! You should hang out with Byakuya:
Grimmjow: What the fuck?
Rukia: Here, Grimm-kitty! –hands Grimmjow present-
Grimmjow: Not opening it.
Byakuya: You will open it. It is a present from Rukia.
Grimmjow: Jeez… ok… god. –opens present- CATNIP?
Rukia: As a thank-you for impaling me.
Grimmjow: Why you little—
Me: OK, next review! –knocks out Grimmjow- You're safe now, Rukia.
Rukia: Thanks. The next review is from Ichigo's future wife
Ichigo: Do I know this chick?
Rukia: Fangirl. Anyway, here it is!
lol this is awesome! i think Yachiru should be the new host! well anywayyyys,
i got some dares for ichigo! :D
i dare ichigo to and renji to wear matching hot pink sparkley t-shirts
i dare ichigo to act like isshin and isshin to act like ichigo until the next
chappy :)
ichigo is my fav character! i luvs him! cant wait til the next chappy!
Me: Hot pink sparkly shirts, Renji and Ichigo! And thank you, future wife of Ichigo, though I really can't 100% respect someone who wants to marry –points to Ichigo- HIM.
Ichigo: Jeez. What did I do?
Rangiku: Here's two sparkly pink shirts!
Renji: -stares- they're a bit big around… there.
Rukia: -puts shirts on Renji and Ichigo- There!
Ichigo: Gah… mine says "Pink" with sparkly rhinestones!
Renji: Mine says –gulp- "Sexy"!
Ichigo: Yeah, doesn't suit you.
Renji: Shaddap! –starts fighting with Ichigo-
Karin: Oh, look. They're rolling on the floor together. How gay can you get, Ichigo?
Ichigo: -jumps away from Renji- You have a dirty mind, Karin.
Karin: Heh. Now you have to act like Goat-chin, and Goat-chin has to act like you.
Isshin: All right! –strikes heroic pose- I will save you (Insert name of damsel in distress)
Ichigo: I do not sound like that! Here: -jumps on Karin- my dear daughter!
Karin: Gettoffame ya perv –kicks Ichigo in the face-
Ichigo: Ow…-clears throat- MY DAUGHTERS ARE GROWING UP!
Yuzu: Onii-chan?
Me: Yay peoples that's chappy 4!
pleez send in your reviews and send in who you think should host this thingimabob! So far one vote for Yachiru and one for Gin!