Here is my next Kill la Kill oneshot. Now that I'm done with exams I will post more regularly, or try to anyway.
"The date"
Characters: Mako M. Ira G. Ryuko M. Satsuki K. Nonon J. Inumuta H. Iori S. Sanageyama U.
Genre. Romance Humor Friendship
LD: KlK still doesn't belong to me.
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Ira Gamagori walked besides his girlfriend Mako Mankanshoku through the area of Akihabara. He still couldn't believe such a beautiful girl would agree to go out with him and specifically he couldn't believe she had been the one to confess. Ryuko and Nonon has dubbed the pair the "beauty and the beast", with Nonon actually dubbing it "the silly beauty and the idiotic beast", for a reason but he didn't care, he'd been in love with Mako since the end battle with Ragyo and his love had perdured all throughout Mako's highschool years in Kanegawa.
"Ira-chan are you ok?" Mako asked her boyfriend with a worried look.
"Y-yeah" Ira said as he pretended to look into a manga store. For some reason he was quite into Manga something Mako thought was completely out of the character he'd formed during his time as disciplinary committee head back in highschool but that she found cute.
"It's just you've been out of it for a while now" she said with a sad expression. Just in that moment Ira felt a killing intent behind him, not quite like the one he'd felt Satsuki emit when she found Ryuko and Sanageyama coming out of a love hotel during Ryuko's last year in highschool but it came pretty close. Suddenly Mako's face brightened as she came up with an idea, pulling out a tupper from her purse she proclaime. "I know what will make you feel better. My Mother's special croquettes, she said pulling one out of the tupper and trying to force him down his throat.
"No, I'm okay Mako, really" he said smiling at her nervously. While he loved Mako's mother croquettes he was sure he didn't want his girlfriend feeding them to him in the middle of Akihabara.
"Eat up they will cheer you up." Mako insisted in her cheery hyperactive demeanor. Mako never took a no for an answer.
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Ryuko, Satsuki, Sanageyama, Nonon, Iori and Inumuta observed the scene before them with a little bit of amusement. While they were afraid they've been found out when Ryuko a huge intent to kill when she thought Mako had been hurt by Gamagori it seemed their fears unfounded and they could now observe the scene without worrying.
"Why doesn't that idiot kiss her or make out with her?" Nonon asked with her usual annoyed tone.
"It seems it hasn't come to that yet." Inumuta told her, observing the pair as Gamagori fled from Mako and her croquettes.
"I know that" Nonon said blushing a little as she did lately when Inumuta spoke to her. "But this date is boring."
"Well people may have different definitions of having fun during a date. For some people a date like this is perfect." Iori said with a smirk.
"That's right, Jakuzure" Sanageyama said with a teasing smirk. "Not everyone makes out during their whole first date."
"That's right" Inumuta said trying. "Some people just take their dates to a love hotel." He smirked as he said that when reminding his friend of his past mistake.
Sanageyama was going to reply by waves of anger from Satsuki prevented him from doing so. Unfortunately for Nonon she was the furthest away from the sisters and decided to continue the teasing.
"The best part was when he had to run from Satsuki-sama during a whole day and then..." she was interrupted by Satsuki's Bokuto on her neck. The elder Kiryuin sibling didn't like to be reminded of that event. "I-I'll leave it at that."
"It would be wise of you Nonon." Satsuki growled before centering her attention back on Mako and Ira. Ryuko chuckled in amusement but said nothing not wanting to incur in her sister's wrath again by speaking of the day she lost her virginity.
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After Ira had been forced to it several Mako's mother croquettes the couple continued with their date. Ira couldn't help but chuckle whenever he saw his girlfriend's child-like expression when they passed by several of the maid cafes on the street. Finally after whining, scratch that, insistance, after much insistance on Mako's part they entered one, one of with the waitresses dressed as the characters of Seitokai Yakuindomo.
"How glad I am that Mako doesn't get most of the things this waitresses are saying." Ira thought to himself as their waitress made what had to be the thirtieth sexual comment since they arrived 20 minutes ago.
"Thank you for taking me here." Mako said with smiling at her boyfriend.
"You are welcome" Ira said smiling right back at her.
"I'm having a lot of fun on this date." Mako said.
"Me too." Ira told her.
"By the way Ira-chan I'd like you to let me try your banana." Mako said with an innocent face.
"What do you mean? I ordered coffee." Ira asked confused.
"But the waitress asked if I wouldn't rather have your banana than the cake I asked for." Mako said with a disappointed face.
For a moment Ira was glad he wasn't eating or drinking something because he would spat it out of shock at her words. Meanwhile a hard familiar laughter could be faintly heard.
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"Jakuzure don't laugh" Ryuko told her sister's best friend while she and the rest tried to contain their own laughs
"But... but..." Nonon tried to reply between laughing fits. "She thought that... I can't breath."
"Shhhhhh" the rest of the group shushed her afraid they were going to get discovered by Ira.
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Despite the weird conversation on the Maid cafe during which Ira had been able to avoid having to talk with his girlfriend about sex as he thought that was a mother's job, the young couple went through their date without anymore serious incidents. Ira walked Mako to the appartment she now shared with Ryuko and Satsuki, the latter had gladly taken her in since her family had done the same for Ryuko when she first arrived at Honnouji and her relation with her elder sister was non existant. By this point he already had figured they had been followed the whole date.
Mako opened the door to the appartment and only darkness greeted her.
"That's weird" Ira said. "Where could be Satsuki-sama and Matoi be?"
"Well for all we know Ryuko-chan at least could be home" Mako said not as innocently as she normally said things. "Whenever Sanageyama-kun comes by they normally leave lights off so when Satsuki-sama arrives she thinks everybody is sleeping, despite the noises coming out of Ryuko-chan's room."
Suddenly they heard the steps of two people running and both chuckled, with Ira marvelled that his girlfriend could have such moments of intelligence.
"I love you" Ira said with a smile.
"I love you too Ira-chan" Mako said with a matching smile before he closed the distance between their heads and kissed her. Yep the date had definitely gone well.
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Sanageyama ran with all his might with Kiryuin Satsuki closing by the second. There was only one thing he knew for certain if he stopped he was Dead. Meanwhile the rest of the Shitenou, Ryuko and Iori observed the scene with certain amusement.
"Ne Ryuko" Nonon asked. "Do you think Sanageyama will live to reach old age?"
"That depends" Ryuko said with a small worried smile.
"Depends on what?" Iori asked.
"On my sister discovering my pregnancy or not" She said with a mischievous smile. Of course she wasn't pregnant but the faces of Iori, Nonon and Inumuta were worth the price. Suddenly Nonon sprinted behind Satsuki.
"Satsuki-sama!" She screamed.
"Hahaha it was joke Non..." Ryuko had begun to say but suddenly her face grew pale. "Nonon wait!"