Sasuke: -holding Leo hostage-
Leo: Let me go! I will let Hellbringer out! Release me! I'm sorry! It gets better, I swear!
Naruto: -trembling- Sasuke, let her go, Hellbringer is not someone you want to meet!
Sasuke: Who's Hellbringer?
Hellbringer: Me. -sexy ass man with blood red hair with streaks in it, blood red wolf ears with black tips, and crimson eyes- -stares down at Sasuke- Release her.
Sasuke: -meep- -releases Leo who scampers over behind Hellbringer- Is he your lover?
Leo: -chokes- No! He's one of the 36 inner-me's. And yes, some of my alternate personalities are guys... most of them are... but over half of the guys are gay... so I don't have breeding problems in my head!
Naruto: Hey Hells!
Hellbringer: -death glares Naruto-
Naruto: -meep- Well, here's the-
Disclaimer: Leo does not own the cast and/or crew of Naruto. If she did, bad things would happen!
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The Eye of the Storm
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Chapter 4
Find Me in Family
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Once everything regained peace, and Iruka bandaged up Naruto's head to stop the tiny wound from bleeding (because your head bleeds more than anywhere else), everyone there had been transported to the Uchiha mansion. Oto was bandaging up her hands, as she had accidentally burned then while attempting a fire jutsu. Yuki was sleeping on a recliner, growling every time someone dare tried to pick her up or touch her. Hikari and Haruka were mending each other while making small jokes to try and break the tension and it worked somewhat. Iruka was laying down on one of the many couches, trying to calm down, and Kiba was busying himself by making a fruit salad. Sasuke was tending to Naruto as the blonde slept on another couch. They were doing all this while waiting for Tsunade and Hinata to come, not to mention Kakashi and Shino who had got wind that their lovers had been in the area of the riot.
"Well brats, I was hoping to at least not see you guys for another day, yet here I am about two hours later. So, tell me what happened." Tsunade exasperated, walking in and checking over Iruka, Naruto, and Kiba.
Sasuke growled. "What does it look like happened? The fucking villagers attacked us, well Naruto."
"And that gives you the right to attack them, and use the kids to help? Their appearance is going to be problems with accepting them, we don't need this looming over them as well-"
"They endangered my children. If Naruto would have fainted from that, it could have killed one of the kits. And if a rock missed, and hit my niece, or my kids, I'd have no choice but to kick their asses. What if one had hit Iruka, or Kiba? You couldn't honestly say that Kakashi or Shino wouldn't have jumped in there and beat up the fuckers who did that." Sasuke inquired, glancing over the busty blonde who was glaring right back at him. "I wasn't going to let anyone, close friend or not, innocent child or not (though not as bad), I wasn't going to let anyone hurt him with out punishment."
Shino opened the door, Kakashi following him as expected, but what was not expected was Gaara, Neji, and Kankuro following as well.
Gaara, with a round stomach might I add, jumped and tackled Hinata. "Hina-chan! What cha' doin' here?" He yipped, staring at the girl with a puppy face.
Hinata smiled and pat Gaara's head. "I was here to help tend to Naruto."
Gaara gasped and turned to look at the blonde. "I heard he was back, so what did the sick fucks do to him this time?"
"Involved innocent villagers who Sasuke beat the shit out of." Tsunade answered, glaring at the Uchiha.
Sasuke glared right back. "The damn villagers did it willingly. I understand the situation that the village has been in with the council, Naruto told me, but they agreed to do it." He retorted, brushing hair from the kitsune's eyes.
At this action, Iruka growled and bristled at the Uchiha. "Don't touch him, filthy man-bitch."
"Iruka-sensei, is that your favorite word?" Naruto asked, sitting up and rubbing his head, accepting the glomps from the four children, and Gaara. "I mean, I can understand Deidara and his speech impediment, but yours is ridiculous."
Kakashi chuckled deeply. "Yeah, I'm some what worried that's the word our child is going to love the most. Can you imagine a little child running around screaming man-bitch at the top of his lungs?" Everyone but Iruka, who was silently fuming, burst out laughing at the thought.
Naruto suddenly turned to Sasuke. "So what were you doing before you came to the tea shop?"
"Moving your stuff in." He replied, grabbing Yuki and holding her down against her will.
Kiba finally came out of the kitchen and set the fruit salad on the table, picking up a piece of watermelon. He spotted Shino and waddled as fast as he could over to him. "So everyone's good?"
Naruto nodded and flopped back down. "Yeah, I'm good, tired, but good." He replied with a yawn. "Now get out and let me sleep." He demanded, flipping over and curling up against the back of the couch.
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"You guys seriously didn't have to come and help me with this. What about your new kids?" Naruto asked, looking around to his companions.
Temari grinned. "The men get a chance to take care of them."
Kiba hit the blonde woman in the back of the head, and she turned to face the annoyed faces of Kiba, Iruka, and her own brother. "Sorry, the men who didn't have to go through child bearing and labor." She apologized quickly.
Sakura snickered behind her before she turned to Naruto. "But, we want to make sure the twins are going to be settled when they come. You have the shortest gestation period, we all had more time to prepare, and it went faster because friends and our husbands helped us." She reasoned with the blonde. "Speaking of which, where's your lazy ass boyfriend?"
Naruto chuckled. "He's helping the kids make a surprise for me apparently. I think it's nice how he's gotten close to them, despite their fathers."
The groups stared at the blonde as he rested a hand on his stomach and stared up at the sky. It was entrancing, like watching an angel land next to you; you could watch, but you could touch or hope to be like that.
"So what's going on with you guys?"
Kiba grinned. "Me and Shino are going to pick up Soto tomorrow from the nursery, but our families are having a debate over whose name he should have. I think that Shino wants to wait until Soto can make the decision by himself… and I agree."
"Raizuu… dear god I have a bipolar child!" Wailed Iruka. "One minute he's happy and playing around with his toys and in a quick second without anything changing, he's like an angry pregnant person and decides to throw the toys around, cry, and refuse to be touched!" He ranted, flailing his arms around wildly.
Temari chuckled and swung her arm around Gaara's neck. "Tanshu acts nothing like his father, and Kanji- he sleeps… Gaara… did we get our children mixed up?"
Gaara shook his head. "Nope, Shikamaru just stole the laziness, so your son has none. Meanwhile, my Kanji… I don't know." By the end of his speech, Gaara and Temari's heads hung low and they began to mutter curses about random things… like the banana stall over there.
"I think Siyuu has different parents… ohmigosh! I'm a child thief! There'll be ANBU after me for sure!" Sakura joined the angsting group of mothers.
Kiba and Naruto sweat dropped before Naruto curled in pain. "Oww, stop it you two!" He half yelled jokingly to his belly and its occupants.
The group looked to Naruto, it had remained mystery to them all how Naruto got pregnant, how he was able to be up and walking with a few days till the estimated due date, how his body was able to handle two children, how his gestation period was shorter. It was all shrouded from them
Naruto began to chuckle and place a loving hand on his stomach again. "Hey, you guys want to feel?" Without an answer, he grabbed the hand closest to him and pulled it to his stomach, it happened to be Gaara's.
Following Gaara's 'example', everyone soon had a hand on the blonde's stomach.
Sakura took her hand back and looked at Naruto's stomach seriously. "Naruto, those kicks are violent-" She stopped when Naruto curled again with a grin on his face.
"I'm fine, and they should be too, I'm glad they kick, it lets me know they're alive in there." He curled once again.
"Naruto… how long have you been doing that? How long have the kicks been that rapid?" Sakura asked hurriedly, and the other's soon caught on to what she thought.
Naruto blinked at his friend with bright eyes wincing when the kits kicked again. "This morning… why?"
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Sasuke ran, no, he did not dare to stop, not even when a little old lady was in his way. He just ran her over (really he used his ninja skillz to jump over her). It was only a few seconds ago that Hinata had rushed up to him, gasping for breath. She had then told him that Naruto was in labor, and that was all Sasuke needed to hear to rush to the hospital. Directions? Puh-lease. He has a special built-in Naru-chan-Tracker v.7 bitch, he doesn't need directions!
So here we have our favorite seme Uchiha, bursting into the room to play ISPY. And what does Sasuke spy with his Sharingan eyes? Why, none other than Naruto screaming his head off.
In five seconds flat, Sasuke was over by his blonde's side, comforting the blonde, and it certainly made the screaming die down a little (okay, I admit it, a lot!). But after about two hours of Naruto screaming, and one child already out, Sasuke and his manly-manself were passed out on the floor.
It only took one insult to Sasuke's manhood for him to be un-passed out and up and letting Naruto put him a choke hold.
"It's okay Naruto, you're doing great, it's almost over." Sasuke cooed as tears fell from Naruto's eyes. Damn hormones, he promised himself he wouldn't cry- yet he is.
The tears soon turned to rage and he began strangling his Uchiha boyfriend even more. "You damn fucking Uchiha! You wanna get pregnant and try this!? And you're not like me, you have to go a full nine months!"
Yes, the birthing process of Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto's children went incredibly well as far as Tsunade had seen with male pregnancies. Kiba had begun to gnaw at Shino's arm, Iruka had threatened Kakashi with various ways of castration (very painful ways Kakashi would like me to add), and Neji had to be sent across the village so as Gaara would not put him in a sand coffin. Yes, male pregnancies were a beautiful thing.
So here we have Sasuke and Naruto in a hospital room.
Sasuke had bandages around his neck from the bruises Naruto gave him, and Naruto is finally not raging mad, in pain, or hopped up on legal drugs. Tsunade knocked and walked in, letting the four children behind her in first so they could run and give their parent figure's hugs. Tsunade also held a bundle in a white blanket, and Shizune came in carrying bundles themselves. Shizune had a blue bundle and sakura had a pink bundle.
Shizune handed her bundle to Naruto, and Sakura gave her bundle to Sasuke.
Sasuke's face mimicked one of a fish when he saw his daughters face. She had pale skin like his own, bright blue eyes, and Sasuke's navy black hair. "Naruto… we have a girl. Dear god we have girl in a sea of boys!" He nearly yelled out.
Naruto soon snapped his head up, his eyes wide as he realized out of all his friends, he was the only one with a girl. But when he looked back down, he was also happy that he had such an adorable boy too. He had lightly tanned skin, bright blonde hair with black tips on the ends, and onyx eyes with a playful spark in them. "Yeah, we just have to stalk her and scare away any boys that get too close. But we also have a boy." Naruto replied.
Sasuke went to shift her so she could lay more easily on his lap, and the head of the blanket fell completely off, causing his eyes to widen. There, on top of his daughter's head were navy black fox ears that matched her hair.
Naruto, after seeing the appendages on his baby girl, gently pulled down the blanket on the boy's head, and sure enough there were bright blonde fox ears with black tips.
"So what are you going to name them?"
Looking towards the entrance there was the team who had escorted Naruto. "And I think you owe us a long ass explanation."
Naruto sighed. "Well, Sasuke, you get to name the girl, if I can name the boy?"
The raven nodded and let his now awake daughter grab at his finger. "I think Kiya would be appropriate." He said. "Yeah, Uchiha Kiya. The beginning of the foundation of the Uchiha clan."
"We're not going to marry off our daughter, are we?" Naruto asked frantically.
"Oh hell no!" Sasuke shouted. "No… It doesn't cause good things." He murmured.
Naruto nodded. "Well, I think his name should be Kibou." The smaller blonde seemed to giggle at his name, as if approving. "Now for that explanation… this is not to leave this room. I will tell your husbands some other time. Remember the stories of the Kyuubi attack when you were all little children? It wasn't killed as we all think, and the older generation know this. The fourth Hokage gave his life to seal away the Kyuubi in his son, me. And two months ago, I merged with the Kyuubi. As it were, I'm in the same position as Gaara, but I didn't have to be put on bed rest for my last trimester because I have natural healing abilities, both as my own and as the Kyuubi's. So Kyuubi being a fox, I have a fox's gestation period."
"Well that explains a lot!" Kiba shouted. "We were all so confused!"
Tsunade shot Kiba death glare. "Don't be so loud, you'll wake up the baby."
"But," Kiba whined. "The babies are awake and fully enjoying the conversation."
"Not that baby." Tsunade cleared, turning around the bundle in the white blanket. "This one. His parents dropped him off at the doorstep and I refuse to let anyone else take care of him, well, besides you guys, but you have kids of your own." The small child in her arms had bright lime green eyes and plain brown hair. On top of his head were two plain brown cat ears that twitched as he slept. "He's thirteen months old, and his name is Kotori."