Fey: It's the dare... act like Mort... :)
Mort- yayyy... I am the slave ^_^ Julien- see what I am meaning?
Fey- do it... Or else!
Julien- or else what? The king is not scared of anything!
Fey- RICO! Chainsaw please!
Rico- *coughs chainsaw*
Fey- *holds it threatengily in her hands* scared now?
Julien- *eyes widen* I like da feeet!
Fey- better! :)
*Comes back in with Erik*
Co-GOT HIM! MORE TOURER FOR YOU! Julien-I DARE YOU TO BOW DOWN TO ME! Julien: NEVER!
Fey: *chainsaw*
Julien: Ok, ok, I am doing the bowing... *bows*
Fey: Ok, Kowalski, Xeroxas wants you to create her a electron stabilizer... :)
Kowalski: Why?
Xeroxas: Don't know why, but it sounds cool...
Kowalski: Well, basically, the function of a electron stabilizer would be to make things get colder or even freeze. If you'd like that, I can make you one.
Xeroxas: SURE!
Kowalski: *goes off to work into poofed up lab... then sticks his head out of the door again* Anyone wanna help me?
Co: ME!
Anastasia: I would like to very much!
Fey: Sorry, guys, but Kowalski talked to me... ^^ *goes into lab and poofs away door*
Co: HEY!
Fey: *comes out again...* Just kidding, come in... :P Anastasia: That is relieving...
Co and Anastasia walk in to Kowalski Fey: OK, while they are in, let's do another dare in the meantime... :) Hmmm Next up! Private! Private- *gulp* this cant be good...
Fey- Private- Here's a Lifesize Lunacorn replica sculpture. And a spiked club. You know what to do. *holds up a spiked club*
Private- what? Alex- ok that's just plain cruel...
Fey- reviewers are cruel! Jessie- yep! We are indeed ^_^ Private- not Lunacorny! ANYTHING BUT THE LUNACORN!
Skipper- we all feel very sorry for you... *mutter* not!
Jessie- here is the spiked club! *hands it to private* And for every tear you shed, Rico blows up a Peanut Butter Winkie factory Rico- KABOOM! :D Private- *eyes widen* THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS REVIEW HAS NO HEART! :-(
Jessie- enough with the crying!
Rico- *holds up dynamite*
Private- no wait! I didn't cry, Rico!
Rico- *swallows the dynamite disappointedly* Private- *kisses the lunacorn* ill always love you...
Skipper- o_o Private- *starts hitting it with the spiked club* HOLD ON LUNEY! HOLD ON LITTLE FELLA! Fey- gosh... Is he a drama queen or what?
Alex- eh, I've seen worse...
Co: WE'RE BACK!
Kowalski: (comes in, proudly holding the Electron Stabalizer) Anastasia: *holding on Kowalski's arms* Here you are, Xeroxas... :)
Co: Oh, you guys did the dares without me? That's so mean! I have dares, too!
Erik: That can't be good. Co: First off, Kowalski-*Hugs Kowalski* Here is a Cookie.
Kowalski: COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! ^^ Co: Yesss... that's a cookie. Enjoy... ^^ Fey-*Also Hugs Fey* Here is a Cookie.
Fey: Yay, cookies! ^^ Co: Private-*Hugs as well* Here is a Lunacorn.
Private: YES, A COOKIE! Uh... what?
Co: Lunacorn! You get a Lunacorn!
Private: A LUNACORN! *smiles and faints*
Lunacorn: (starts licking Private to wake him up...)
Co: Awwww... barf! Anyways, Fey: I dare you to read and review my new story.
Fey: Ok... :) As long as this isn't a truth... ;) Just kidding... ^^ *goes off to read and review*
Everyone: *goes crazy! while she's gone*
Fey: *back* Ok, I just reviewed... *sees everything trashed* uh, what happened in here? Everyone: ...
Jessie: Ok, I still have some more dares! Kowalski, heres a book on how to read. *gives book YO Kowlaski* Do what you can with it. Rico, NO coughing up ANYTHING! not even a toothpick! Kowalski: Yay!
Rico: Awwww... :(
Jessie hands Kowalski a book on how to read...
Kowalski: *flips through pages* Uh... but everything's written in letters, you know?
Jessie: Yeah, duh. It's a book.
Kowalski: :'( I will never learn, now!
Rico: *starts choking*
Jessie: Sorry, dude, not even a toothpick.
Rico: *gags*
Jessie: Go Rico. You can do it.
Rico: *chokes, holding his throat*
Fey: It's alright, Rico, regurgiate it out... :) we don't want to kill you... that'd be against the rules.
Rico: *opens mouth and-* BuRp!
Jessie: o.O Xeroxas: Julien, since you like kicking mort off "Da Feet", Punt him as far as you can.
Julien: OK! (sets Mort on feet)
Mort: YAY, I LIKE DA FEET!
Julien: *kicks Mort*
Mort: *gets kicked but crashes against a wall... -.- its a room... ^^*
Candy: I have a dare for Maurice- sing "I'm a barbie girl" while wearing a blonde wig, fake eyelashes, and pink sunglasses with a flower on your ear Maurice: WHAT? You gotta be kidding me!
Candy: *turns on music*
Fey: Wait! We need a Ken! ^^ Candy: That's a g-r-e-a-t idea! Who shall it be?
Fey: The one and only!
Julien: DE KING!
Maurice: Oh no! :'(
Candy and Fey: OH YES! :D
*Music starts*
Julien: Hi Barbie Maurice: (high voice, imitates Barbie) Hi Ken!
Julien: (deep flirting voice) Do you wanna go for a ride?
Maurice: (facepalms) Sure Ken!
Julien: Jump In...
Maurice: I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
Julien: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Maurice:
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
Maurice:
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
Julien: You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
Maurice:
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
Maurice:
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
Julien: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Maurice: (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Julien: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Maurice: (uu-oooh-u)
Julien: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Maurice: (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Julien: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Maurice: (uu-oooh-u)
Maurice runs away and rips off wig and fake eyelashes.
Everyone applauds, smirking.
Kowalski: Althought that was kinda disturbing...
Fey: It was supposed to be.
Skipper: Everything Ringtail does is disturbing.
Kowalski: Mostly right.
Co: Well, at least he's amusing... hey, I have just thought of a question. Fanfiction Man?-Do you like pie?
Fey: Oh, he's a jerk. I hate that guy! He's soooooo-
Mysterious Fanfiction Voice: I do.
Fey: o.O Did you hear me?
Mysterious Fanfiction Voice: I did.
Co: You're scary, you know that?
Mysterious Fanfiction Voice: I know.
Fey: Can you, like, go now?
Mysterious Fanfiction Voice: Yes. (leaves)
Skipper: How much more disturbing can this be?
Julien: WHERE IS MY BOOTY SCRATCHY THING?
Skipper: -.- I rest my case.
Co: Awww, cheer up, Skippy. My dare for you is a cookie for you.
Skipper: *smiles happily...*
Co: OK, screw it. PARTY TIME! XD Kowalski: After all we have to celebrate the divorce of Marlene and Skipper, right?
Marlene: But I DON'T want to divorce him! :'(
Skipper: Don't worry, dollface. Someone will marry us off in the future again...
Fey: Or Skipper and... *thinks* ...and Co. Or Marlene and... Kowalski... or Rico and Alex. Or Julien and Anastasia. Or Blowhole and-
Candy: ME?
Fey: No, I was going to say Blowhole and Gold. ^^ Candy: GOLDENWHEEL! Fey: OK, well, anyways, thanks for reviewing everyone! Get ready for the next chapter! xD Read and Review!
Skipper: NOT!
Kowalski: Please!
Fey: Haha, Kowalski, poor thing... I CLAIM YOU!
Kowalski: What?
Fey: NEVER MIND! ;D