(In the teachers' lounge):
[Prof. Doom using the coffee machine…]
Doom [growling]: Doom it, out of coffee.
Wolverine [scowling]: Why don't you just say damn it?
Doom: Excellent question! Doom is more powerful and menacing than damn in every way; thus, saying "doom it" is more offensive than "damn it".
Wolverine [stares blankly and sips his coffee]: You're the only one who thinks that way.
Doom [scoffs]: A ridiculous postulate, Logan. Everybody is aware of the power of doom.
Wolverine: Sigh* I don't even know what the hell postulate means so I won't even bother answering. You're a lost cause.
[Wolverine leaves teachers' lounge]
Doom: How dare you turn your back on Doom! I'm not done with you yet!
Wolverine: Freak.
Doom [marches after him, pointing an accusing finger]: I heard that! This shall be reported to the Anti-Bullying Club!