John and Randy were in their hotel room talking about the previous night.
"Yo man that Samantha chick is an animal in the bedroom. She had me going last night." Randy said as him and John sat at the kitchen table
"Yeah? Well Rachael was something else. What a woman?" John said smiling thinking about last night.
"Ok this is what I don't get. You criticize me about sleeping with a different girl every night and you do the exact same thing."
"Not every night and besides I couldn't just leave Rachael there. That would look bad."
"Oh please you're just a horny ass." Randy said getting up from the kitchen table.
"Yeah look whose talking. Come on it's almost 3:00 p.m we gotta go pick up the winners."
Taby and Becca were watching their WrestleMania 22 DVD. Becca skipped right to Randy's match.
"Can't we watch the whole thing?" Taby said as Becca got to Randy's match.
"No. This is the best part of the DVD."
"Why? Cuz Randy."
"Yes…Shhh…Here he comes." Randy's music played and instantly Becca started smiling.
Taby shook her head as she watched Becca. "You know he loses the match."
"Yeah I know but who cares; he's still hot."
The match was almost over. Rey did his finisher and pinned Randy to win the title.
"Noooo!!! Ahh I hate that part." Becca said screaming at the tv.
"Why are you getting so worked up? You knew that was gonna happen."
"I know; it's just he deserved to win."
Becca skipped to John's match.
Oh my God! I love how he comes out to the ring. Straight up gangster." Becca said smiling.
"Yeah yeah." Taby said pretending not to care.
John's music played and he came out. Taby tried so hard to hide her smile.
"Is someone smiling?" Becca asked teasing Taby.
"No." Taby said defending herself.
"Oh please. You have little dimples so I can tell when you are."
"Fine I won't watch the match then; besides we gotta get ready."
"Yeah you're right." Becca took the DVD out of the player. "I'll shower first."
"Ok." As Becca showered Taby laid her new outfit she was going to wear on the bed.
"Yo you ready?" John asked Randy who was still checking himself out in the mirror.
"Not yet." Randy said fixing his hair.
"Man, get your ass over here." John said yelling at Randy.
"Relax man I just want to look good that's all."
"Why don't you just face the fact that you're ugly and nothing can help you?"
"Don't be jealous of my good looks." Randy said doing his signature pose.
"Ok enough of the gay pose. Let's go."
"You're so mean to me." Randy said pouting his lips and putting his head down pretending to be sad.
"Shut up." John said pushing him out the door as the two laughed.
It was 4:30 p.m and Taby was still in the shower.
"Taby hurry the hell up! It's almost 5." Becca yelled. She knew Taby took forever and she wanted them to be ready before 5.
"I'm coming. Jeez woman have some patients!" Taby shouted from the shower.
"How the hell is someone supposed to have patients with you living in the apartment?" Becca said to herself.
"Is this the place?" Randy asked as he drove down a street.
"How the hell am I supposed to know?" John said
"Well how am I supposed to?" Randy argued.
"You're the one driving."
"It's your truck and you're the one who knows how to use this GPS shit."
"I don't even know what that hell that stands for."
"I do…Good Penis Sucker." Randy chuckled.
"If that's what it stands for then you should know how to use it." John laughed.
"I think this is it." They pulled up to a bunch of condos. They parked in an available parking spot.
"I bet you 20 bucks that the girl that opens the door will faint; because I am that good looking." Randy smirked putting his hand out for John to shake on the bet.
"Yeah that's if you open your mouth first. You're breath would probably knock her out." John joked.
They shook on it and Randy knocked on the door.
Becca opened the door. She saw the sight in front of her and instantly fell to the ground with a loud thud.
"Oh shit! What do we do?" Randy asked panicking.
"You should've brushed your teeth."
"Haha…very funny." Randy said sarcastically. "You owe me 20 bucks."
"Yeah yeah." John took out 20 bucks from his pocket and handed it to Randy.
Taby then came running out the bathroom.
"Oh my God Becca! Honey you ok?" Taby said going over to Becca and putting a hand on her head.
"What happened?" Taby asked John and Randy not realizing who she was talking to. She was busy concentrating on seeing if Becca was ok.
"Umm I knocked on the door and when I opened it she fainted." Randy said.
Taby looked up to see who was talking and if she hadn't held herself together she would've fainted too.
"I can see why."
"Huh?!" Randy and John asked confused.
"Don't tell her I told you this but Becca here is like in love with you. She celebrates when you win, she mourns when you lose. She has like every single merchandise of yours including any DVD's your in."
"Wow she is in love with me. This is gonna be easier than I thought." Randy smirked knowing that if Becca felt like this about him he would have an easier time getting her to sleep with him; all he has to do is work on Taby.
John finally spoke. "So if she's like that with Randy then I assume that's how you feel about me." John smirked showing off his cute dimples.
"I hate you." Taby said bluntly. "In fact I hope you lose your title tomorrow."
"Ouch!" Randy said.
John just stood there. He didn't know how to react to something like that.
Becca finally gained consciousness.
"What happened?" She asked as she got up from the floor.
"You passed out." Randy said smiling.
Becca felt herself go week in the knees.
Ok so I assume you're Becca as in Rebecca." Randy said
"Yeah." She answered. "I hate being called Rebecca."
"And I hate being called Randall. And you're Tabatha." Randy said turning to Taby.
"I prefer Taby."
"And of course you know me and John; so are you girls ready to get going?"
"Mhmm." Taby and Becca said in unison.
The four of them walked out the condo and headed to the hotel they would be staying in for the weekend.
Taby and Becca got into the back seat of John's Lincoln Navigator while John drove and Randy sat in the passenger side. Randy turned it up when Don't Cha from The Pussycat Dolls came on.
"Oh yeah this is my jam right here." Randy said nodding his head to the song as he started singing.
"I know you like me. I know you do. That's why whenever I come around she's all over you. I know you want it. It's easy to see and in the back of your mind I know you should be on with me."
"Ooo this is my favorite part." Randy said excitedly as he turned the volume up higher.
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
"Don't cha?" John started singing with Randy
"Don't cha?"
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?"
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?"
"Don't cha?"
"Don't cha?"
Taby looked at Becca." Does this remind you of someone?"
"Yeah…us."
John adjusted the mirror so it was focused on Taby. As he drove, he would glance at her every now and then. Randy noticed this and smiled to himself.
They arrived at the hotel. Taby and Becca checked into their rooms while John and Randy checked into theirs.
"Ok if you guys need anything we're right across the hall." John said before him and Randy left.
"Ok thanks." Becca said for her and Taby.
"Can you believe we're actually here?"
"I can't believe I fainted. That's so humiliating."
"Yeah it was."
"Thanks." Becca said sarcastically.
Taby laughed. "I'm just kidding. Come on Becca obviously you were gonna faint. Hello?!?! It's Randy Orton."
"I know!" Becca said excitedly as she smiled.
"So Becca definitely seems easy; that's perfect." Randy smiled. "Taby on the other hand, she scares me."
John laughed. "Tell me about it."
"But you didn't seem to mind to stare at her while we were driving here."
"What are you talking about?" John asked pretending he didn't know what Randy was talking about.
"Oh please. We almost crashed into a tree because of you. You got a little thing for Taby don't you.?"
"So what if I do?"
"She doesn't seem to like you."
"Really? I haven't noticed." John replied sarcastically.
"You haven't? Well yeah I sensed it. Cuz you know; I have a fifth sense." Randy said tapping the side of his head with his index finger.
John just shook his head. He wondered how he became friends with a dim witted person like Randy.
A/N: there's the next chapter...please review...ur reviews motivate me to update