Hi
Guys! This Chapter is in Sirius' POV.
Enjoy!
Elle :)
Disclaimer – I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OLD MAN NAKED AND SANTA CLAUS DOES NOT COME OUT AT EASTER.
I speak the truth see. :)
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Chapter 4. – Brody baby and Siripoos
It's been a couple of weeks now. I'm loosing my touch I swear; in the span of 4 days I've turned down twenty-one proposals to go and make out in a broom cupboard, TWENTY ONE.
I thought to myself while brushing my teeth that Saturday morning.
They were all girls of course, although one did look a bit like Peter… I wonder if it was him? He's always following James and I around like a little lost puppy, maybe he fancies us? I chuckled to myself as I rinsed my toothbrush, what a ludicrous thought! After checking my appearance in the mirror (what? I have to care about the way I look; the ladies would worry if I let myself go!) I left the dormitory and joined James and Lily in the common room.
"Please
flower?" Pleaded James.
"Potter, I said no. Can't you just
take a hint?" Lily replied rolling her eyes, and proceeded with
completing her homework.
Great
seems to me like I've walked into yet another one of my best mate's
embarrassing attempts of pulling the bird he likes.
"Lily
flower..." James said leaning forward to Lily. "Can't you just
accept the fact you find me absolutely gorgeous?" He then took hold
of Lily's hand and smiled at her.
Oh
dear... This won't be good!
I
was right. Lily pulled her hand away from James' reach and slapped
him straight round the face.
"Potter, Can't you just accept
the fact, I don't
want to be in the same room as you, let alone date
you." Lily hissed at him, soon after she gathered all her
belongings and stormed off to the girl's dormitories.
I looked
across to James, who was currently ruffling his hair with a defeated
expression on his face.
"Mate, have you ever tried charming
her instead of pissing her off?" I asked, while sitting down.
"I
can't charm her." James started "I get the urge to show off in
front of her, so I do. And with that my ego inflates"
"And
you end up looking a total gimp!" a female voice cut in, this voice
gave me butterflies and very happy sensation.
WOAH!
How homosexual do I sound? I'm getting far to feminine and too in
touch with my feelings lately.
The
girl laughed and sat down next to me still smiling.
"Jamsiebum
you're so silly" She said laughing again
"Not helping Brody" Said James throwing a pillow at her
"Well
you have to admit," she said putting the pillow behind her and then
putting her feet on my lap "You're techniques are very poor, and
it's obvious Lily finds them very annoying. Maybe you should try to
be less gimp-like in front of her?"
James sighed, "I suppose
you're right, Ramsey. But I don't know how!" He scratched the
back of his neck contemplating his recent failure. "I'll see you
guys later, I'm going to go for a walk..."
I watched James
walk out of the common room. I couldn't help but feel sorry for the
bloke. He's such a dope when it comes to Lily. I think maybe I
should give him a few lessons in being less gimp like. I looked over
to Brody; she was sat biting her nails thinking deeply about
something.
"You alright Brody baby?" I asked winking at
her.
She smiled, "Are you ever going to stop calling me
that?"
"Never, ever" I replied.
"In that case," She
replied "I'm going to call you Siripoos" She grinned.
"NO!"
I exclaimed "That name is rubbish, and not to mention cringe
worthy!"
"Tough tits, Siripoos" She said standing up. "I'm
off to go make sure Lily's alright" She walked past me ruffling
my hair. I watched her saunter up the stairs to the girl's
dormitories.
I tidied up my hair and stood up myself. Just as I
stood up, Moony walked through the portrait.
"Alright, mate?"
I asked
"Not too bad Padfoot," He replied, "I just walked
past James, he don't seem to happy. Do you know what's wrong with
him?"
"Need you bother asking." I smirked.
"Lily?"
"50 points to you"
Remus sighed, "When will he
learn?"
"In time." I replied simply, "On the other hand,
moony my old friend." I started "I don't see you with any bird
stuck to your side."
"You're very observant, Paddy old pal"
"Why's that?" I asked, "Not gay are you Moony?"
"That
I am not," He smiled "But, as for you, it's questionable"
I
gasped "How is it possibly questionable?"
Remus laughed,
"Well I don't see you running off to any broom cupboards, lately.
And you're even more pickier with your appearance."
I
laughed, "You're mistaken old friend, I'm most certainly not
gay."
"Oh yeah?" He said raising an eyebrow "Then what's
gotten in to you pal?"
"I honestly don't know." I replied
there's no way in fresh hell I'm going to confess my feelings to
Remus however trust worthy is. Talking about my feelings and emotions
just isn't my forte.
"I'm off to breakfast, see ya there mate," I said walking out the common room.
Really I just wanted to clear my head, I'm going to have to confess my feelings to Brody sooner or later I just don't know how. Maybe I'll tell at the next party we all have, yeah! That's a brilliant idea and if all goes tits up and she doesn't feel the same way I can blame the alcohol! I walked into the great hall proud of myself that I had a plan. But now all I needed to do was to teach James to be less "gimp-like" and to find out when the next party is. Shouldn't be too hard.
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Okay this chapter had a lot of speech I'm well aware.
Sirius is a little bit silly in thinking alcohol will help him, eh?
Review please?
Next chapter, Brody's POV!
Elle. :)