The last chapter was kind of boring because not a whole lot happened. It was a filler. I personally think it was still important because it filled you in on how Bella/Troy feels about what is happening to him. It also made a transition from Bella's feminine way of thinking to her/his masculine one (he is kind of an ass right now but that is of course going to change). Yes (to anyone who needs confirmation) Troy is straight, but don't freak out on me about that either. I know what I am doing. Thanks to anyone who reviewed; it makes me want to write! :P Sorry for grammatical errors I don't have a beta and I try to get my chapters in as fast as possible because I hardly ever have time to write and inspiration leaves me if I spend too long editing previous chapters when I get a feather up my buttocks and decide to write. Anyway this chapter should be way more interesting because I have reached a point where our sexy friend can finally join the story! YAY!

Warning: Probably should have had this in there earlier. There will be sexual content in probably every chapter from here on out. Not an outright lemon per say but mentions of genitalia. There will also be cussing because my male version of Bella is a potty mouth and Edward likes to talk dirty!

The day dragged by so slowly and it was even more annoying because Tanya had been jocking for my dick since the end of first period when she found out I had broken up with Jane. I had last lunch today and by the time I got to the cafeteria I was in a dark mood.

"Dude what's with the dark cloud hanging over your head today."

"Tanya," was my one word reply.

Felix found this to be absolutely insane. He lectured me on my lack of appreciation for all of the pussy that came my way. Well now I know that there is at least one guy here who hasn't fucked Tanya.

Lunch ended all too quickly and it was time for Biology. Mr. B is such a fag. I hate this class... even more now than ever because Jane is my lab partner. I don't want to deal with her crying all over me and begging for another chance. I went out with her for three months and I never got anything from her, not even a hand job! If I had known that she was a prude bitch I would have never asked her out. I thought if I waited a while that would earn me something extra good but I never got a damn thing. Three months passed of me not getting laid and jerking my stick like a thirteen year old. Hopefully I would score with one of the twins Jessica or Lauren.

My thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a scrapping of a chair across the floor. Here we go. I rolled my eyes. Jane was obviously trying to get my attention, but it wasn't going to work. I continued to stare longingly out of the window like I had been doing. Someone cleared there throat and I turned around finally and was shocked to see that it wasn't Jane that had sat down next to me it was some guy I had never seen before. His presence made me feel threatened for some reason. Probably because the dude was something straight from one of those magazines that girls drool over. This must be the new kid everyone was freaking out about. I was hoping for a girl. Instead I got competition for the slim picking we already have.

Since I was so involved in my thoughts I didn't notice that the guy had extended his hand to me for a handshake greeting. It would probably be good to stay on this guy's good side, so I hurriedly shook his hand so I wouldn't come off as being rude.

"I'm Edward Cullen; and you are?"

"Troy Swan."

"You're the Pastor's son?"

"Yeah, that's me." I always hate being associated with my father and his profession. It's extremely embarrassing. The only thing that could amount to being as bad as having a Pastor for a father is having a cop for a father.

The lesson began and I drifted off into a daydream about having someone sucking my cock. Before too long my neglected dick was forming a tent in my not so loose pants and I was definitely uncomfortable. Suddenly I felt as though there was a hand on my knee. I could really care less in this moment whose hand it was or who was watching I just wanted the person to move it higher. The hand started to caress my knee and it was turning me on! Having my knee touched was turning me on! The absurdity of the thought brought me back to reality. I almost got whip lash from snapping my head up so quickly to catch this new kid groping me like some kind of faggot and then felt guilty when there wasn't a hand on my knee at all. Edward was actually paying attention to the lesson.

Damn I need to get laid. I am going insane. Plans of grabbing both of the twins and heading for the woods for a good old fashioned menage trois floated through my head.

Finally the last class of the day ended and I headed toward the parking lot to meet up with the twins at their car. I walked up behind one of them and whispered," Hey tits."

Usually this got a good response from the twins. They would get all wet and do whatever I told them to, but today I got a very different reaction. Lauren or Jessica (whichever one this was, I can never tell the difference) turned around and smiled tightly at me and asked me if I even knew what her real name was. I panicked for a moment and I hesitated for too long so she slapped me. Her and her sister both got in their car and drove off. I stood there shocked for a moment and then turned to head for my car. Standing next to his car smirking was Edward Fucking Cullen.

It was then that I decided that I didn't like this guy and that if I didn't get laid soon I would go insane.

Two chapters in one day! This is new for me! Hope you enjoyed! Tune in again for more of your favorite jackass!