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From their angle, they saw Naruto have Kurenai bend over as she took off his pants. Kurenai's hair had blocked her face as well as Naruto's crotch area, while Naruto looked happy throughout it all!
When they heard Naruto say "Ahh…. That feels great! Thank you Kurenai-chan!" they almost fainted, but when they heard Kurenai say something they couldn't understand, their rage kept them awake.
'NOO! WHY NARUTO?-! That should be ME!' Ayame thought heartbroken. She turned away and saw pink everywhere. They hadn't even noticed each other!
Ayame instantly recognized the person next to her. 'SAKURA…. The bane of my existence… The cruel girl that hurts and neglects poor Naruto, she doesn't even know how lucky she is.' Ayame thought bitterly.
Sakura was flabbergasted, her teammate, no, her friend was with some stranger. 'Oh… so that's it huh, Naruto? W-Why do I feel like this?-! I like Sasuke-kun right?-!'
'I don't know, do you?-! Or perhaps Naruto has given up on chasing you. You have neglected him since you were children!' Inner Sakura shot back.
'Just face it, he's grown on you, and seeing him showing that much attention to another girl is tearing you up inside! Just admit you're jealous! I am you, I know everything you know, I know your feelings better than you, don't deny this feeling!' She continued.
Sakura began to tear up as she remembered all the times she had hit him for the littlest things, all the neglect she had given him just because of Sasuke!
Sakura stood up, shocking Ayame who Sakura still hasn't noticed, and began to walk away from Naruto until she heard "Sakura?-! What are you doing here?-!" It was Naruto; he sounded enthusiastic and began moving towards her, but nearly tripped when he noticed that his pants were between his legs.
'He didn't even bother using "chan" this time…' Sakura thought sadly.
He turned a bright red and asked nervously "H-How did these get down here?" He laughed nervously until he saw Sakura's hand move in front of her.
"Just save it Naruto." She said as she began to walk away.
After putting his pants up, Naruto sprinted next to Sakura and asked "Sakura, (Sakura flinched) what's wrong? Did I do something to upset you?" He asked innocently and actually sounded depressed over his sad teammate.
Before Sakura could say anything she got interrupted by someone.
"Dobe, fight me right now. I don't know how you could have beaten Haku when I couldn't. Now we'll see who is stronger once and for all." It was Sasuke; he pointed his "holy" wooden sword towards and lunged at Naruto before said blonde could say anything.
Kurenai watched in amusement 'Hmm, the Uchiha prodigy against Naruto-kun? This should be interesting.' She thought with a smirk.
Ayame sweat-dropped at this as she saw the wooden sword 'It looks like a goddamn children's toy!'
Sakura couldn't think straight, her inner self wouldn't let her.
"S-Sasuke what the hell?-!" Naruto yelled as he dodged his lunge, the sword grazed him and the splinters had cut into him deeply.
"There's no point anymore Dobe! With this sword that I made, I'll defeat anyone!" Sasuke said smugly. Naruto glared at him.
"You were always one to be arrogant and had too much ego for your own good Sasuke-teme…" Naruto said as he gripped a kunai.
"Bring it on Dobe!" AHHHH!"
"Ahhhh!" Both screamed as they ran towards each other with their weapons in their hand, the mood was dark and the skies began to darken suddenly. They were about 5 feet away from each other, closing in on probably the most intense battle that anybody will ever experience. Hearts were pounding, and nobody could blink. They were about 3 feet away now, they both lunged at each other while screaming "SASUKE!" and "Naruto!"
A centimeter away from each other, they swung their weapons at each other while lightning struck behind them dramatically.
Their epic showdown was interrupted by the sound of chirping birds, 'That noise! The same one from the bridge! Could it be?-!' Naruto thought as his kunai got tossed away from Sasuke's sword.
'What the hell?-!' Sasuke thought as he backed away from Naruto to look at the noise.
Literally THOUSANDS of birds were going straight towards them, specifically, at Sasuke. There was a little bird who had its feathers pointed outwards, that looked identical like Sasuke's haircut.
The tiny bird had one thought: Revenge. If attacking the boy would lead to the revenge of his family, so be it. 'For my family, for my species, for…my…. REVENGE!' The little bird thought as it leads the charge of animals towards Sasuke.
Naruto jumped out of the way as he saw Sasuke get swarmed by the birds 'Holy shit!' Naruto, Kurenai, Ayame, and Sakura thought simultaneously.
Nobody else could hear it, but Sasuke was laughing like a maniac "I KNOW YOU ARE TESTING ME KAMI! I SHALL NOT FAIL YOU!" He was getting clawed and pecked at by the birds but he put the pain away. 'Ain't got time to bleed' Sasuke thought as he picked up the sword and funneled his chakra through the wood.
He swung his sword as he dispelled the chakra out at the bird typhoon effectively taking out a massive amount of the birds.
The little bird (A/N: Help with coming up with a name for it? Please?) Gave off a huge screech that made everyone grasp their ears, the birds fled and everything seemed to relax, that is, until Sasuke got tackled by a 7 foot bear and began to maul the Uchiha when several boars and tigers approached the mauling, along those animals, a tiny raccoon made its way into the fray, this raccoon had a strand of orange paper across its body.
"I FINALLY FOUND YOU, YOU BASTERD! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE AFTER KILLING MY ICHA?-! NOW WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" Kakashi screamed out after popping out of Kami-knows-where.
The raccoon looked at Kakashi and began to glow in blue chakra as Kakashi prepared his hand for his signature jutsu.
They both looked at each other for a split second before vanishing into the air. They reappeared atop of the trees; perfectly balanced on the tips of those huge branches.
Lightning struck at both of them. Kakashi used his hand to absorb the electricity while the raccoon absorbed the voltage through its fur. They both glowed blue with chakra/lightning and sparks flew from their bodies. The last show down was about to begin. They looked at each other with bloodshot eyes and the killing intent was so strong it killed the leaves and branches of the trees.
"THIS…..ENDS…NOW!" Kakashi screamed out as his whole arm was flashing with power and electricity.
"SQUEAK SQUEEEEEEAAAAK!" The raccoon hissed back.
"CHIDORI!"
"SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEEEEEEAAAAAAK"
Both of the combatants yelled as they both jumped at each other in slow motion, while everything else was in normal speed.
Naruto, Kurenai, Sakura and Ayame looked at the epic fight between Kakashi and the raccoon and began to back away slowly before hauling it away from the area while screaming.
"Aruu?" The bear that was mauling Sasuke looked at the silver haired ninja and the raccoon heading towards each other slowly. Before it could even move away, Sasuke's sword impaled itself into the bear's torso.
"Hn." Sasuke smirked as he killed the mighty bear. He suddenly looked upwards and saw Kakashi inching his way towards a raccoon in the middle of the air, all in slow motion.
"WHAT THE FU-" Sasuke got caught off after the two opponents made contact, which caused a humongous blue sphere to form around them and then blow up into a huge wave of energy that fell every single tree in the area, and caused Sasuke to get pushed into a crater that got forced due to the pressure of the chakra.
All the energy faded after 3 minutes and all that remained was Kakashi and the raccoon falling head-first towards the ground. Their bodies fell with a hard *THUD*
They laid there motionless for several minutes, the feeling was quiet and the dark clouds separated somewhat which caused a halo of light to shine on them both. Kakashi twitched and started to crawl with his stomach towards the raccoon.
The raccoon couldn't move as it saw the ninja crawl towards it slowly, 'How does he stay so strong? What motivates him? What makes him so strong?-!' The raccoon thought with horror.
Almost as if Kakashi read his mind he said "I-Icha… Was always there for me…. It kept me away from all the horrors of my past. I shall not let you harm all that is important to me!" He didn't stop crawling and was about a foot away from the raccoon until Sasuke came and grabbed Kakashi by the side.
"Kakashi, it's over, you won. Just stop, you won." Sasuke said as he stopped Kakashi.
"A-And Icha, is Icha OK?" Kakashi said with strain as he couldn't stand all the pain.
"I-I'm sure Icha is OK Kakashi." Sasuke said bewildered 'Still thinking about his porn?-!'
"T-That's a relief." Kakashi said as he passed out.
Sasuke looked at the raccoon while a black cat with purple markings on its face and a yellow-brown squirrel with four blotches of fur spiking the back of its head picked up the injured animal and began to flee.
Sasuke merely shrugged as he thought 'Huh, I wish I never have to go through THAT ever again.'
Foolish little boy.
Back with Naruto
Naruto, Kurenai, Sakura, and Ayame had stopped running when they reached the market district of Konoha and began to duck for cover when the huge explosion went off.
"Damn! That was an extremely unnecessary amount of brute force for a rodent!" Naruto yelled as he dusted himself off. He offered his hand to pick up Kurenai, much to the dismay of Ayame and Sakura; their eyes evident with killing intent and jealousy.
Kurenai picked up these signals almost immediately and tried to get up by herself, but something stopped her.
"Oh, come on Kurenai, you obviously like this little blonde gaki. They do too, hell the pink haired one actually has a bigger chance then you will ever have. They're the same age, you must be what? 8 years older? You need to show interest, now or never!" Said a little Kurenai chibi who popped up on her shoulder, she was wearing a head protector underneath little horns that stated "Love Life: Aggressive".
"No, Kurenai-san. Naruto needs to take an interest in you first. These girls obviously like him too, don't go overboard and attempt to woo him right away-"said a little chibi that had a head protector that stated "Love Life: Honesty" before she got interrupted by the "Aggressive" chibi.
"Aggressive" chibi began to slap her across the face while saying "Listen to me! Being all 'Honest' isn't going to get her laid now is it?-! Do you want her to lose to those skanks? Hell no! She needs him, All if him! Understand?" She held up a fist as she said the last word.
"Honesty" chibi cowered in fear and spoke out in nearly a whisper "D-Don't lose to those girls- no, those skanks, GO GET HIM GIRL!" Both of them told Kurenai at the same time, using the exact tone.
Kurenai snapped out of her little "episode" and grabbed Naruto's hand; she started to caress the hand smoothly before getting up "You're such a gentleman Naruto-Kun, I really appreciate it…" She added with a small flirtatious smirk as she really stressed the honorific.
This really fired up the girls into a rage that got extinguished as soon as Naruto reached his hands for them.
"No problem Kurenai-chan, what kind of person would let his friends sit on the floor?" Naruto responded nonchalantly as he picked up both Ayame and Sakura.
Kurenai brushed off the smug looks on both Ayame and Sakura and continued to talk with Naruto "So, Naruto-kun… Didn't you want to train in genjutsu? I could help you train if you wish." Kurenai said with a devilish smirk evident on her face.
'Damn it! She found his weakness!' Both Sakura and Ayame thought simultaneously.
Naruto's eyes lit up immensely "YES! THAT'S AWESOME! OFCOURSE I WANT TO TRAIN!" He yelled happily.
'Oh shit! Not like this, I got to leave now!' Kurenai thought as she grabbed Naruto by the waist and teleported away with said blonde.
"WHAT THE HELL?-!" Both Ayame and Sakura screamed as they witnessed Kurenai take Naruto away.
"YOSH! THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF YOUTH! WHERE DO YOU THINK IT CAME FROM GAI-SENSEI?-!"
"I DON'T KNOW LEE-KUN, BUT WE SHALL FIND HIM AND RECRUIT HIM INTO OUR CAUSE! HIS YOUTH WILL BE MOST HOPEFUL!"
Both of the green clad, spandex wearing, bushy eyebrows, and bowl-haircut ninjas disappeared.
"What the hell…?" Both Ayame and Sakura said again, but this time it was more confused.
With Naruto and Kurenai
Naruto was baffled; he was now in a totally different area. He had witnessed teleporting before but never experienced it before. He didn't even notice how much Kurenai's hands were basically massaging his stomach.
'He's so stunned… Ha, I KNEW this would get to him' Kurenai thought mischievously as her hands started to rub his body, slowly going downwards onto his groin.
'Almost there…' She thought as her blush filled her face, she felt a nosebleed coming soon.
Naruto snapped out of his daze and jumped up, which caused Kurenai to panic and accidentally scratch Naruto across his chest.
"That was awesome Kurenai-chan! Can you please teach me how to do that?" Naruto said heartily.
'The rubbing or the teleport?" Kurenai thought embarrassed like.
"Wait, we should start with the genjutsu first! That could help me in the future with battles!"
Kurenai chuckled and thought 'You sure are interesting aren't you Naruto-kun?"
Several hours later
Naruto was panting, all the chakra, which seemed endless in the eyes of Kurenai, had taken its toll on poor Naruto.
"Damn, genjutsu needs a lot of chakra control, that's for sure." Naruto said in-between pants.
Kurenai was shocked, '6 hours and he's already mastered some techniques! Naruto-kun is certainly something else!"
Naruto laughed as he figured out how to truly do his genjutsu now.
Then realization hit his face like a ton of bricks 'Oh shit! I almost forgot about Hana-chan!'
Naruto stood up and came up next to Kurenai.
She was about to speak but got interrupted as Naruto hugged her. His embrace warmed her dearly; she began to blush and tried to cling on to him as he backed away. He whispered to her "Sorry Kurenai-chan, but I need to go visit a friend right now. I'll see you tomorrow, is that OK?"
She nodded as if she was in a spell and got fully embraced by yet another warm bear hug.
"Goodbye Kurenai-chan, see you tomorrow!" Naruto said before hightailed it towards Konoha.
Kurenai began to feel weak, as if Naruto had given her strength.
'I-I think I might be in L-Love….. Fuck…..'
With Sasuke
Sasuke was treating his wounds; pain was clearly noticeable on his face. That bear had given him a beating of a life time, but surprisingly Sasuke was actually OK with it. "Hn, I got too cocky and let my guard down. I won't do that again, I swear to you Kami. Now it's time for me to spread the word of your greatness!" He picked up several handmade pamphlets and headed for the door; every step hurting him, more and more.
With Kakashi
Kakashi had just recently gotten to the hospital and was getting lectured by several doctors and nurses. He didn't care; all he wanted was his Icha. And he wanted it NOW!
After losing his last book, he instantly went and bought another one after the memorial for his past book. The service had been surprisingly amazing; over 200 people, mostly men by the way, arrived for the funeral.
Konoha sure had its share of perverts.
He motioned the medical staff to leave and began going through his torn clothing and found his little book; scratched and semi-burned, but hell, it was STILL Icha.
He opened his book and began giggling like a little girl until he felt something fall on his lap. It was a bird, with feathers that looked just like someone's haircut he knew.
The bird stayed and began to glow; electricity began to come from it, but faded fast.
Kakashi gaped at the bird, 'It's as if it wants to use the chidori!'
The bird nodded as if it read Kakashi's mind.
"You're serious….?" Kakashi said almost unbelieving at the situation.
The bird glared and Kakashi gulped.
'I can't get a break today can I?'
No Kakashi, you cannot get a break.
With Naruto
Naruto was sprinting and judged the sun, it was 5 p.m.
'I'm not that late! I'm sure she'll understand, right?-!'
At the Inuzuka Vet Office
Hana was impatient; she had waited for Naruto all day, since sunrise, through breakfast, through lunch, and now this.
'Where is he?-! Did he stood me up?-! I knew he was too good to be true!' Hana thought broken-hearted. She began to tear up and even considered cutting herself before thinking 'what the hell?-! Pfft, as if I would even think of doing that over a GUY!' She put the Kunai down and looked at it again.
'Then again…' She thought as she grabbed it. Before the self-destruction could begin, however, the door opened.
"Sorry, we are closed for the day." Hana said, not removing her eyes from the kunai.
"I'm sorry I'm late Hana-chan, I got caught up with training with Kuren- *Oof!*
Hana glomped Naruto while screaming "You had me so worried; I thought you weren't going to come today!"
Naruto chuckled "I always keep my promises, Hana-chan. Dattebayo!"
Naruto talked with Hana about things that happened today, he said everything. Even about Kurenai, all the training they did.
Hana knew about Kurenai the Genjutsu Mistress, her killing intent was focused on her image.
With Kurenai
Kurenai was tending to her garden; she neglected her flowers due to being with Naruto all day.
She was watering her roses until she noticed they began to die, along with the rest of her flowers. The temperature began to drop, her breath left a trace.
Someone wanted her dead, right now.
Back with Naruto
'That red-eyed slut must have placed a genjutsu on him! That makes perfect sense! I need to find her; tomorrow hell is going to get her. I'll make sure of it.' Hana thought demonically as she scooted Naruto out of her office and began to plot and write Kurenai's "Suicide" note. That's right, "Suicide".
A/N: Hello guys, sorry I posted all late, mid-terms came in last week and I was swamped with paperwork. Also I got a new idea for a new story so i'm going to begin typing a new one. Thanks for the reviews guys! Like every other author in this site, I crave reviews, and i have recieved all right! I seriously need a name for that little bird. So either message a name to me or leave it in the review. I kind of want his name to be Japanese so yea... Try to leave a explanation on what his name stands for please! Sorry again about the late post, but hell life is hard right now. With Gears of War 3 beta and the new Map Pack "Escalation" coming out, I may be busy. But I will not abandon you guys. I plan on posting atleast once a week. Thank you for reading, please review flames accepted along with tips, ideas, or any thoughts. Bye!