Here is the last of the edited chapters now I can start making new ones.
Happening during Flint getting out of jail
Flint just got out of jail in which he saw Duster standing there and Duster told Flint, "It seems that you got out of jail. Maybe you should become a thief like me."
Flint yelled, "What does breaking out of jail have to do with being a thief?"
Duster looked at Flint and said, "A thief go to jail if they get caught stealing something. And other times they get blasted off. It too bad I always get blasted off."
Flint then smiled and said, "That because you steal from your dad who make thunder bombs."
Duster then smiled and said, "Well Dad is getting tried of me stealing from him so he is giving me a task to do tonight."
Flint then said, "Why are you still living with your Dad, you 23 don't you think you should find someplace to build a house so you can have freedom."
"I would but building a house is too much work."
Flint then said, "I wish I could talk longer but I got a funnel to go to bye, Duster."
"Bye Flint."
The chapter then came up.
Chapter 2 Thief's Adventure part 1
That night
Duster and Wess were talking and Wess said, "Tonight Duster you are going to steal a very rare item from a castle. You are going to have to find a way to get in there."
Duster then asked, "Wait a minute you want me to steal something in a place that been empty for years?"
Wess then said, "Yes that is pretty much what you have to do I cannot tell you what it is you have to steal but I can give you a hint. It's very shiny."
"That not much of a hint."
"Shut up and go get your other thief tools and get the item from the back of my house."
Duster then went downstairs and got out of the boxes a Siren Beetle, a Hypnotic Pendulum, a Smoke Bomb, a Fear Mask, and a Tickler Stick. Then he went outside and got the thunder bomb that was behind the house.
Duster then went on to the graveyard but he bumped into a man with a mustache and a brown monkey in the square. The man said, "Sorry about that I didn't see you." The man then went off.
Duster then saw a fat kid with a brown bag so Duster asked, "Hey Butch what do you got their?"
Butch smile and open the bag show some strange paper and round metal. He said, "It is something called money. Soon it going to be a new age where we will have to use this stuff and they just gave it to me. Because I totally trust you I show you where I will hide the money." He then went to the well and put the bag in there then left.
Duster then went on the graveyard with an evil smile saying to his self, "After I steal the rare item in the castle I'll steal that money and maybe Wess will never call me dumb again."
When he got there four dead people came from the ground. Duster screamed, "This is way I don't get out that often and just steal from my Dad." He tried to run away but the zombies had him in a circle making a battle began.
Let's hope this new battle format works
Zombie Man and friends attack.
Duster hit the Zombie man and then all of Zombies bit Duster.
Duster yelled, "Oh no I going to turn into a zombie if I don't defeat them now."
Duster killed the Zombie man but another one came in his place.
Duster then said, "Crap this might be an endless battle but I have an idea."
Duster killed the Zombie lady with a combo. Tim combo skills are really improving, but he still sucks.
Duster killed yet another Zombie lady with a combo.
Duster then did an 11 combo one turn then a smash the next killing the zombie man. Duster then kicked the die zombie over and over again to make sure it doesn't come back.
Duster stupid plan worked and he won the battle.
Duster is now level 10.
Duster went up to the castle and saw that the drawbridge was up and said, "Darn I have to find another way in."
Duster was about to leave the area when he heard a noise and he looked down to see an ant.
The ant said, "Ow you stepped on me. Before you go you should know about rhythm combos."
Duster then said, "I would love to hear I already know how to do it so see ya." He then left.
When Duster got back to the graveyard he saw the old man goes into his house. Duster then went back to the drawbridge heard the old man plow. Duster then smiled and said, "Ha ha ha while that man is plowing the garden in the castle I will steal all his stuff. I even wear this shirt I got from Chuck Norris."
Duster pulled out a white shirt with a big red R on it and said, "I wish Chuck Norris could have told me more about this Team Rocket but he said that I will know in due time. All I know is that they steal." Duster then put on his shirt and went in the old man house.
Duster saw some boxes and took what was inside it saying, "What a loser leaving his door unlocked now to get out of here and find a way in the castle."
He then saw a bookshelf and pushed it saying, "This secret entrance much be a quick way out."
He then went in the secret entrance and begins looking for some more items and monsters to fight.
One item finding and death from some lobster later
When he got out he saw the old man and soon learns that he was in the castle courtyard. The old man saw him and said, "Hi Duster, It seems you found my secret entrance which leads to the castle courtyard. There is no way inside the castle unless you have something you can use to climb the castle."
Duster the saw a scalable wall but before going up he look at the garden and said, "How do you grow Omelets?"
"Don't question logic!"
He then climbed up and went on inside the castle.
Inside the castle he saw a picture of a girl, a doorway, a review frog, and a statue of a man holding a ball.
Duster went to the review and asked, "Are you a ghost frog?"
The frog then said, "*hop*No I am not a ghost frog I am a review frog made for all your reviewing and saving needs now do you want to save."
Duster then saved and the review frog said, "Now give back the review you stole."
"What review are you talking about?"
"The one you stole from the review frog by the secret entrance."
"But reviews are rare in the Earthbound section of Fanfiction."
"Don't make me beat it out of you."
"Oh come on you just a frog, what can you do to me."
"Ok you ask for it!"
The screen turn black but noises can be heard of the review frog beating up Duster.
After the black screen went away it showed Duster beaten up with the review frog going off saying, "Give my regards to the next review frog."
Duster then went on behind the door in which he then saw a ghost.
Duster then said, "First zombie, then being beaten up by a frog, and now The Ghost here to fight me." The Ghost attacked.
The Ghost attacked.
Duster hit The Ghost then healed his self.
The Ghost called for Backup.
Duster defeated The Ghost.
The Ghost said, "We will meet again soon."
The Backup called for More backup.
Duster made Backup go away.
Duster healed.
More backup made Duster sick and then Duster made it go away.
Duster is now level 12.
Duster then got an item then went to the statue said, "Maybe that shiny statue's ball the rare item."
He then went to the said the ball would fall was about to run into it but then The Ghost came and said, "Stop if you hit the statue in that….."
Duster already hit it and was getting ready to catch the ball when it fell on him killing him.
A screen showed up with Duster sitting down.
Story over
Do you wish to try again?
Yes
No
Duster was inside the castle right by the review frog who just got done give the review to the other review frog.
Duster rubbed his head and said, "Guess I have to try the other side."
Duster then rammed into the statue and the ball fell down the floor making a path. Duster then went down the path and he saw the wall was saleable so he used the staple walls to make a ladder then climb down the ladder and got a box The Ghost come out and said, "Now I see way your dad call you dumb because you just go running into statue without reading the fact that it a heavy ball oh and before I go I will give you a present."
He then uses his breath on Duster and made him even sicker. Duster opened another box which had fresh mint in which he then used.
Duster then smiled, "It a good thing The Ghost, backup and more backup are the only ghost because it not like this is where they live or something and that there are more ghost that are friendly or evil."
When Duster got to the main hall he saw the door that lead to the courtyard and open the door then he went on up and saw some more ghost and said, "Damn it why does it have to be haunted."
He then defeated the two ghosts and got a rotten éclair and went to the second door in which he saw The Ghost and he said, "Hey Duster, it seems that you found my shop. You have to buy stuff with rotten éclair. We having a special on rope snakes today it only 1 rotten éclair."
Duster brought the snake and said, "So this is where you live The Ghost?"
The Ghost said, "Yes this is a nice big castle with good and bad ghost and I own the shop and make people who open some of the boxes sick." Duster then left.
Later in the action pack castle
Duster was in a room full of ghost in he went to the doorway that was down and saw some moving jelly.
Duster said, "Hey its moving jelly that must mean that it good." He then opens the jar it making it cut to a battle.
Strawberry Slime attacks.
Duster then said, "Rats it just jelly turn into slime."
Duster then use his Scary mask to lower down the slime offence and the Tickle stick to lower down it defense.
Duster then use his smoke bomb to make it cry.
The slime is using a very strong attack.
Duster then just ate the slime and got the bomb from it.
Duster then got out of the room and went the scalable using his staple wall and he was a gap too big to jump over. The rope snake then came out and said, "I can get you across the path just use me."
Duster then used the rope snake and got across.
Duster then saw a ghost by a door and talked to it in a pose saying, "Prepare for trouble and….ok so the only other line Chunk Norris gave to me that was from Team Rocket."
It was The Ghost and it said, "Well hi again Duster, It seems that you are seeing me everywhere today and behind this door is a powerful item in which is guarded by a knight."
Duster then went inside got the powerful shoes and went to fight the knight but died due to lack of healing items and hit points.
Duster got some beef jerky and went back up to the knight.
Right at the start of the battle Duster got first strike.
The Ghost Knight was raising it stats and dealing pain
Duster lower down the knight defense and offence.
Duster killed the knight with a few hits.
Duster then went on out to see a note on the door saying, "The only way I could repay you is a Thank you from your friend The Ghost." Duster then went left.
When Duster got in the room he saw a girl and when the girl saw him she ran away dropped something. Duster went to pick up the item and got a pendent and Duster evilly said, "Finder Keeper and knowing this can't be the rare item as it way too shiny I will keep it for myself and tell just tell everyone I pickpocket a little girl."
The ghost then came and said, "She 13 so it should be teenager."
Duster then smiled and said, "Not in my story she not."
The Ghost then left saying to itself, "I don't even know why he isn't in jail."
Later on Duster got in a room with different kind of ghost and flying objects and a mouse. The ghost turn it head alone and said, "This song is called "Family Matters, 2nd Movement" how you like it?"
Duster then said in a not in to it voice, "It lame I want some of that music Chunk Norris let use listen to on a weird thing call a radio."
The ghost then got mad and said, "If you don't like my music then you should face defeat in the hand of Mr. Passion."
Mr. Passion attacked.
Duster used a smoke bomb to make Mr. Passion cry.
Duster then lowered down Passion's Offence and defense.
As Duster attack Passion got madder.
Duster then put Passion to sleep.
Duster got a few good hits on Passion before he woke up.
Passion then try throw everything but the kitchen sink but his cry cause him to mostly miss.
Duster then finish it with the bomb he got from the slime defeating Passion.
Passion then said, "Don't think this will be the last you see of me Duster."
All of the items that were flying fell down the mouse then told Duster, "Thank you."
Duster felt something warm inside his heart from what the mouse said and went to the next room where he was something that look like a vase and said, "This have to be the rare item. Let just hope there is no traps."
He then picked up the item and then all of the sudden a spring come up and throw him up in the air.
Duster then yelled, "Look like I'm blasting off again." A star then came up.
Duster then landed and saw that it was day time and also saw that he was in the courtyard. The old man then came to him and said, "Here is a key to open the gate use it to get out because I set trap in my house to try to catch the thief who stole my items."
Duster then opens the gate and went on to the well and saw the money bag wasn't there anymore so he went on to Wess house.
At Wess/Duster house
Duster put the vase like item down and the floor and said, "I found the rare item Dad."
Wess the smiled and picked up the vase like item saying, "I was right about you all along."
He then throws the vase like item down on the floor in which destroyed it and said in an anger tone, "You are a complete moron!"
That the end of part 1 of chapter 2 soon to come is part 2. Don't forget to go by the review frog. This chapter was made in memory of Team Rocket who is still around but the main trio is not because of it taking place about 1000 year after Earthbound and just like Chunk Norris Team Rocket's HQ location is not known.