Why Chris HATES Books

I want to thank InsanityQueen for the request!


Chris sat around at the library because he had nothing else to do. All of his friends either had to do something or had to deal with a hoard of fans.

The Orion blader grabbed a book Tsubasa recommended thinking to himself, "How does anyone find this place fun? And how can anyone be interested in a textbook about the Roman Empire written in a way that no one can understand? I did see Dynamis reading this thing in three hours. How is that possible? And he understood the entire book to."

Chris closed the book after reading for five minutes when he accidentally dropped the book creating a loud thud. Everyone else in the library stare at him putting their index fingers up to mouths, "Shhhhhhhhhh!" trying to make Chris quiet.

After picking the book up, Chris placed the book back on the shelf when he tripped over a chair, "Ouch!" Chris rubbed his head, and the people in the library to whisper shout to him, "Be quiet!" Chris really wanted to leave so ran to the door, but bumped into the walled breaking it.

The librarian scolded at Chris, "Young man, be careful! You destroyed our wall! Now you have to pay for it, or I WILL press charges against you!" The word took a few seconds to sink into Chris, but when he heard them, he pulled out his wallet from his back pocket grumbling, "Six months worth of the money I made to."

The librarian snatched the money. When Chris tried to leave again, on his way out, some one tripped him demanding Chris to, "Give me your wallet! I know how much money you have!" Chris' eyes widened, and Chris scampered back in the library bursting in, "Some one tried to steal my money!"

Everyone in the library except for Chris to say, "Just shut up already!" At the end of the day, Chris got his money stolen and had a bloody noise.

Chris nearly ripped the hair out of his head screaming, "Why?! And I lost all of my money to!" Chris ended up reporting the incident to the police, but he never got his money back. Now, Chris will actively avoid books to this day.