A/N: Hope you like... losing more IQ points every day...

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY

"So Ebony's name is Enoby... I see..." Hermione said slowly

nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV

"I am not in love with her!" Draco whined, "You believe me don't you Ginny?"

"Yes I do. Not even a troll could like that bat,"

wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder

"Eechodder. Why does that remind me of fancy cheese?" Ginny asked

b4 ok!

"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"Wait so Malfoy died? And so did the idiot?" Ron asked

"How the heck do you walk curiously?" Hermione asked.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Ooh, look who's hardcore," Harry said, annoyed

"Ebony?" he asked.

"No no no! Her name is ENOBY!" Neville said

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts)

"Save me," Draco whimpered

which revealed so much depressing sorrowand evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

"Er... depressing sorrow and evilness. Amazing turn on," Harry said awkwardly.

And then... suddenly just as I

"Just as I what?" Hermione asked.

Draco kissed me passionately.

"No! My lips and her's are NOT coming close,"

Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree.

Draco looked close to crying as he said, "What?" He put an index finger in each ear and said, "Lalalalalalalal..."

"Draco!" Ginny slapped his shoulder

"Ow. You're mean," Draco pouted as he rubbed his shoulder

"Draco, snap out of it," Ginny said

"Sorry,"

He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra.

Draco closed his eyes.

Then he put his thingie

"Thingie? Is it so hard to write..." This time, Ron earned a glare from Professor Dumbledore, "Erm, yeah"

into my you-know-what

"No I don't know what," Hermione said

and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm.

"Gin-ny! She's ruining me!" Draco said, hugging her.

She rubbed his back, "It's ok. Let it out," but because Draco's face was turned away, she laughed as silently as she could

We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm.

"You're a vampire! You don't get warm!" Harry said

And then...

"Suspense!" Hermione said

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was...Dumbledore!

"I am quite sure that I have never sworn. In fact, I am positive that I have never sworn in front of a student!" Professor Dumbledore said, confused and amused.