I know I have not written in a long ass time, BUT NO ONE WAS REVIEWING!!! GIVE ME A FREAKING BONE, PEOPLE!!!!
And, of course, a special thanks to PerformanceklokDethklok. May Don Dokken bless you and love you forever.
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Jigsaw's POV
We're all back together again, hating eachother as usual. It seems that perhaps the perky nurse has grown perkier. She's giggling, and holding a bottle. MY GOD….not this game! NOT THIS GAME!
Freddy curls his lip at the nurse. "What's the bottle for, nursie?"
She holds it up like a trophy. "We're gonna play truth or dare, to lose our inhibitions!"
Chucky rolls his eyes. "Jeez, which teen flick did YOU crawl out of?"
Valken smiles evilly. "Let's get started."
Freddy snatches the bottle out of the nurse's hands. "I go, Valken." He spins the bottle eagerly, and it lands on…Valken!?
Valken crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow. "Well, Krueger?"
Freddy taps his chin with his knives thoughtfully. "Hmmm…give freak boy- I mean Jason- a lap dance. Or strip. Really, I don't care at this point."
Chucky buries his face in his hands. "God Krueger, you ARE a perv."
"I know, Chuck. I know."
"Don't be proud of that, Fredrick." Lecter hisses, leaning away from Freddy.
"Ah! Guys, look! She's not blushing!" Steven crows, pointing at Valken. A mild blush has come over her cheeks. Jason's eyes are looking everywhere but at her.
Chucky waves his hands, as if to wave the very image away. "WHO CARES!? THIS IS NOT A STRIP CLUB!"
"Yeah, cause you go to those all the time."
"THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT!!!"
Valken sighs and stands up. "Well, since I'm not a slut, like Steven and Krueger think I am, how about I just take off my shirt, will that shut you idiots up?"
"NO IT WILL NOT! DON'T DO IT!!! YOU ARE HOPEFULLY BETTER THAN THAT!"
I shake my head at her. "Don't."
She shrugs and sits back down, spinning the bottle. It lands on Steven.
"Steven, I dare you to make out with Krueger…OPEN MOUTHED."
The sounds of puking are everywhere.
"NOT PIZZA FACE!!! HE HAS MAGGOTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!"
"I do not, Chucky!"
"Lecter wouldn't even eat you!"
"Hmmm, let's not jump to conclusions there, Michael."
"HOLY S**T DID MIKEY JUST TALK!?"
"Yes I did, Steven."
"OH MY GOD THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!"
"RUN FOR YOUR F***ING LIFE!"
"Jeez, what's the big deal!?
"The very idea of Valken stripping has brought his voice back!"
"Hey now, I made the choice to talk."
"What other miracles could it perform!?"
Valken kicked Steven. "Hey, Mikey just said that he made the choice."
Jason glared at Steven. Duh.
"ARGH!!! DISMISSED!"