Sorry it took so long to post I had serious writers block and I have been wicked busy.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything but the babies and August and her friends.
August rushed around trying to conceal a sleeping Konan, tuck an unconscious Sasori in a closet and cover up her project when she could sense Pein coming down the hallway. She started when there was a knock on the door.
"Open up August." Pein said in a demanding voice.
"One minute I'm not done getting dressed" she lied
"Oh" Pein said sounding slightly embarrassed
"Okay coming" she said after she had covered her project, thrown on a change of clothes and her new cloak. She opened the door to see the red head standing there wearing a hard expression. "Morning?" August took a shot at being polite
"Yeah" Pein said pushing his way into the room.
"Umm... Take a seat" August said gesturing to the bed. Pein sat and looked around as if looking for something which brought up August's question "What are you looking for Leader-sama" she gave a tired smile she had only slept for about 3 hours.
"Nothing" he said in that same monotone he had used when the other Akatsuki members had been arguing. "Have you seen Sasori?" he asked
"No" August said frightenedly as the door of the closet seemed to bang and someone screamed.
"What was that?" Pein asked his eyes wide
"A new experiment" August lied "You had better get out it doesn't seem to like you. And if I see Sasori I'll send him straight to you I promise" She said shoving Pein out the door and just as he was about to say something when she slammed the door in his face and locked it. She went over to Konan and unconcealed the woman. She was hiding in the corner of her bed a blanket wrapped protectively around her.
"Wh- what was that? And di-did I hear Pein? How come he didn't see me?" she asked shaking slightly
"That was my experiment. Yes, it was Pein and he didn't see you because I used a concealing jutsu." August answered each of Konan's questions in a gentle motherly voice.
"What?" Konan said quite confused as August walked over to the closet and opened the door and a small puppet fell out of the closet followed shortly by Sasori. But something was different about Sasori… he was human. "What?" Konan said again breathlessly
"He's human now. The jutsu worked faster than I thought. Oh well, better wake him up." August said kicking Sasori in the ribs.
"Ow" Sasori said grabbing his side. "What was that for?" he asked sitting up
"To wake up the FORMER puppet-boy" August said laughing slightly hold in up the puppet. It was an exact replica of Sasori.
"Former!?" Sasori yelled in aggravation and confusion
"Yeah, I made you human." August said smirking "Oh and you might want to find Pein he's been looking for you all morning."
"God," Sasori said rolling his eyes. Sasori had yet to notice Konan was standing behind August and that was a great feet seeing as Konan was taller than August. Sasori said "I'll find away to get you back for the depuppetizing." As he walked out the door.
"Seriously doubt it." August shouted after him. "I need a nap Konan wake me up later."
August woke to someone gently shaking her shoulder. "Konan?" August said sleepily
"Yeah, I was wondering are you going to have dinner with the rest of the Akatsuki or go with me again." Konan asked
"I think I'll give you so time with your friends" August said getting changed and pouring the two potions into eight separate bottles. The potion that looked like sake went into the four beer bottles and the clear potion went into the four clear bottles. August waved good bye to Konan as she stuffed these in a bag and ran out of the room.
In the kitchen Kakuzu was arguing with Hidan, Deidara was trying to kill Tobi, Kisame was poking Sasori and laughing, Zetzu was talking to himself, Itachi was giving the wall in front of him a death glare and Pein was nowhere to be found.
August stepped in and said "So… What's for dinner every eye was on her."
"Tobi wants food. Tobi wants food." Tobi whined
"How about alcohol instead." August offer. All the men looked at her "What? It's all I have."
Everyone nodded in agreement they wanted alcohol. August passed them around and advised that they be drunk in their own rooms so if the passed out they weren't sprawled everywhere. They actually took this advice and left in pairs, Kakuzu and Hidan, Sasori and Deidara, Kisame and Itachi, Zetzu and Tobi. Once they were gone August made Pasta but it was enough to feed two so she brought some to Pein who looked greatful especially when she gave him a bottle of sake.
That night August ate in her's and Konan's room eating while she read the book How to Deliver a Baby. Something was bothering her and it wasn't the book or the moans coming from all over it was the fact Konan was nine months pregnant she needed to get out of here and August knew just the place to send her. August scrawled a note on the back of a piece of scrap paper she also wrote directions on another piece. She ran of to the Restaurant and found Konan just leaving.
"Kyoko when are you due?" asked Mari
"In a few weeks" Konan said walking out of the restaurant "good-bye" she waved August standing there caught her eye "August" She whispered "is something wrong?"
August nodded and said "It's not safe to a have a baby here I want you to take these directions and go to my old friends' house." August said shoving the directions into Konan's hand "and give this to Baconna, please not Dacorra." August put and other piece of paper in her hand. "I'll be there as soon as I can, okay?" Konan nodded as August said "Good luck. I promise I'll come. Good-bye"
"Good-bye" Konan said a feeling of relief washed over her as August handed her a bag with clothes and her books. She summoned Kuroraka and they speed off.
August looked at the moon in the sky and she let herself sob before she walked back to the hideout and went to bed.
I know it's short and it sucks but please review. I don't care if you flame I just want reviews please.