A Place to Call home

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Chapter 4: The Thing that MIGHT be Under the Bed

Kakashi was not happy; not happy at all. He was going to kill Tsunade. It was three in the morning and he was being shaken awake for the seventh time I the past three hours.

When Kakashi had first brought Beni home he didn't talk or annoy Kakashi in anyway making the copy ninja worry just a little, but not enough to ask why. He had tried to get the younger ninja to talk about the attack but he wouldn't say a word. No, the boy didn't say a word until Kakashi had deemed it time to go to bed. He had asked the older ninja to scare away the thing that MIGHT be under his bed. Kakashi had refused and soon went to bed himself. Or at least tried to. Every fifteen minutes, without fail, the younger ninja would come in and ask him to scare away the thing that might be under his bed. "Kakashi," he heard from the other room, "I think something might be under my be-"

"Beni! Shut up! Go to sleep!," he yelled back.

"But-"

"GO TO SLEEP!!!"

It was quiet for another fifteen minutes, Kakashi was about to go to sleep when; "KAAAKAASHSHSHIII!!"

'I'm going to kill that kid and then the Hokage' thought Kakashi as he covered his head with his pillow.


The next morning a very tired looking Kakashi walked into Tsunade's office.

"Kakashi, what's wrong?" asked the Sanin.

"I'm going to kill you."

"What?"

"I'm going to kill you, then go kill that-that thing that you made me live with!"

"Oh, come on, I know Beni can be a handful sometimes, but it couldn't have been that bad."

"Every fifteen minutes all night long he woke me up to go scare the thing that MIGHT be under his bed."

" Kakashi did you know your eye was twitching?" the Copy Cat Ninja gave a very dog like growl.

"Well, did you actually scare the thing that MIGHT be under his bed?" asked Tsunade.

"You gotta be kidding me" said Kakashi, disbelieving.

" No I'm not. Every night before Beni goes to bed, if he asks you to, you have to scare the thing the MIGHT be under his bed,"

"But-"

"No buts, I'm the Hokage, I know best. And my word is law. Bye, Kakashi. Oh, and if you hurt a hair on that boy's head your gonna answer to me."

Kakashi just walked out deciding to go home to try to sleep. He knew that his life was going to be much harder now that the short hyperactive boy was going to be living with him until the Hokage deemed in safe for the boy to live by himself.


The Glitter Mafia Goes to Work: Fire Fighter Edition 2

Berty: Wow it so pretty

Angie: Oh, nice fire.

Beni: I brought the supplies

(They all put marshmallows on sticks and prepare to make s'mores)

Berty: I hope nobody needed this building.

Angie: No, its just the high school

Beni: Yeah, they'll thank us later

(all eat s'mores)

T.T.: (through mouthful of s'mores) Puhluse revooo

MRBT: She means " Please Review"