Chapter 4 SMORES!
"F*cking sh*t!" Hidan cursed holding his skull. I sighed and went into the tent and grabbed my EMT Paramedic first aid kit. I walked out and sat down in front of Hidan.
"Sit still and maybe you'll get a lollipop." I grinned and got to work. Hidan sat still, probably scared I'll whack him again. I stopped the bleeding, cleaned the cuts, and wrapped his head in gauze. I tied it tight and Hidan winced.
"Whoops sorry. There, now keep this on your head and take these." I said handing him and ice pack and 3 pain killers. Hidan raised an eyebrow.
"What the hell are these?" he asked studying the little blue pills.
"LOOPY PILLS!" Shanelle yelled getting up and running around in a circle. She tripped over Kisame's stretched out leg and ran into a teeki torch. I glared at him and he flashed me a toothy grin.
"I saw that and there pain killers, the feeling not the person." I added grinning at the Akatsuki leader. He grunted and I stood up and went to go treat Shanelle's bruised fore head. I turned around and Hidan was out like a light. I smiled and shook my head.
"Maybe I gave him one to many…o well I'm still training so what can you do?" I shrugged and gathered up my first aid kit and returned to the fire. Most ninjas had dispersed and all that was left was Konan, Deidara, Tobi, and Pein. Hidan was asleep but he doesn't count. Anyways.
I sat down and sighed. Shanelle was rubbing her fore head.
"Don't rub it or you'll make it worse." I scolded. She stopped and grinned. "Yes Sakura-Chan" I giggled. "Ok Naruto-Chan." Shanelle grinned. We earned confused stairs witch made me laugh and explain.
"Shanelle and Kylie call me Sakura because I have a fiery temper, red hair, and I'm training to become a medic. Shanelle's Naruto because she's clumsy, hyper, and loves Ramen. And Kylies Kakashi because she's more laid back and calm…plus she's usually late to class 24/7…without the 'reading porn' part tho…" I trailed off giggling.
They nodded getting it and Tobi decided to speak.
"Tobi is still confused, why is Tobi here?"
I sighed and shrugged and said. "Maybe because you're a group of S-ranked criminals needing a good time out?" I earned glares at that. I glared rite back getting pissed.
"Well? Wtf do u expect? You can't just try to kill a bunch of people and try to take over the world and not have it come back and bite u in the butt! U asked for an opinion and I gave it!" there was a silence.
I sighed and stared at the fire. "Sorry about that, you can't really expect me to cope well with a group or mass murders randomly showing up on my summer vacation." I apologized. Enter another awkward pause. I smiled and looked up at Konan.
"So Konan-san, what is it like to be the only girl in a group of 9 guys?"
Konan thought for a bit, and then said. "Men can be such pigs!" I laughed smiling brightly, the fire making my eyes glow a light orange.
"Why are your eyes wight? Are you a Huuga? Yeah." Deidara asked looking at me. My smile faded a bit and I looked back at the fire.
"No, I'm not a Huuga. It's a birth defect; I guess you could say I'm a bit blind…" I tailed off then grinned not allowing myself to go emo. "But tis ok! I can cook, clean and do a lot of things better then Nelle-chan and Kiwi-Chan, rite?" I called over to my bfffls.
"DON'T CALL ME NELLE!" Was what we heard back. I chuckled and went back to staring at the fire.
"I'm not handicapped, I can see I just need really thick glasses…speaking of which…" I got up and ran into the tent retrieving my thick Kent Clark glasses. Ya there just that awesome!
I sat back down slipping them on and grinned.
"Tobi thinks Kathryn-Chan looks like and owl!" guess who said that? I giggled then my face went hard.
"Don't. Call. Me. Kathryn. Call me Kat or Kit-kat! I hate that name! Tis so stupid!" I said kicking some dirt into the fire. Tobi nodded.
"Tobi's Tobi!" Tobi said happily.
I smiled. "Yes I know this Tobi-san; any way…I want smores…" I stood up and walked over to the picnic table tripping over nothing on the way.
"Fail!" Kiwi and Smilie said at the same time walking up. Ya Shanelle tripped over air as well making us laugh. I gathered up the sticks, marshmallows, chocolate, and gram crackers and walked back over to the fire where all mutters of conversation stopped. I grinned and sat down.
"Already coming up with ways to get back eh? Smart."
"What are u Canadian now? Eh?" Kiwi said laughing. I shrugged then passed around sticks and marshmallows.
"You can devise plans later, now…let's roast!" I said happily sticking my marshmallow over the fire. Kiwi slowly roasted hers like me and Shanelle just stuck it in the fire making it catch and burn to ashes. I laughed and noticed nobody was roasting anything.
"What? Never made a smore before?" I asked watching them. They shook their heads. I sighed and took my marshmallow out and put it on a gram cracker and chocolate and smushed it.
"Ta daaaa! A perfect smore!" I said happily taking a bite, melted marshmallow oozed out getting all over my fingers.
"Make a mess much?" Kylie asked grinning. I stuck my tongue out at her but ate the rest. Pein, Konan, Deidara and Tobi put there sticks into the fire. Tobi's immediately caught on fire making him spazz out. It fell off his stick and dropped into the fire. He cried emoly. I giggled and handed him another marshmallow.
"Next time if it catches, just blow it out." He nodded and I went back to mine.
"Awe man! Who wants a charred marshmallow?" I asked holding up my stick revealing a much burnt marshmallow. A small breeze blew and it eroded away. I cried emoly.
"Failure!" I said then sticking another marshmallow on my stick and roasting it.
"Now what? Un" Deidara asked holding up a perfect brown marshmallow. I handed him 2 gram crackers and a chunk of chocolate and showed him how to make a smore again. He took a bite and his blue eye lit up.
"Wow un! That's good!" he finished off the rest and I giggled.
"Told ya."
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BOOOYA F*CKING GREATNESS! CHAPTER 4 IS UP AND RUNNING FULL BLAST! HAHA HOPE IT WAS LONG ENUF AND THANKS FOR READING! I OWE U!
KAKUZU: DON'T TELL THEM THAT! WELL GO INTO DEPT!
M: TRUEEE…..O.O ERASE THAT FROM UR MINDS! –PRESSES REWIND BUTTON THAT ERASES WHAT EVER THE HECK WERE TAKING ABOUT FROM ALL UR MINDS AND GIVES U COOKIES INSTEAD-
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