Here's a short I tried writing back when Harambe memes were somewhat relevant (I will probably just put some of my failed shorts in here. This story is already just one big cesspool of retardation so why not add to this abomination for some lol's, lol...anyway, here's another masterpiece)
"Ayyy lmao Gon look, it's Harambe," Killua laughed as he pointed at the gurreila.
"It's not funny Killua," Gon sulked as he bowed his head and clenched his fists.
"Come on Gon, it's no big deal, it's only a meme,"
"He was a creature with thoughts and feelings Killua! Don't you understand?"
"No I don't understand nor do I care. You're insane for taking this too seriously,"
"Oh really?! I'm the one who's insane?!"
"Gon, the other day I walked in on you in my room on my computer with your dick out to a meme that said 'dicks out for Harambe' and you were crying!"
"...I wasn't crying,"
"Alright then, why were your eyes red and your face was wet from tears?"
"Those weren't my tears."
"Than whose where they?"
"THEY WERE HARAMBES TEARS!" b
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GON GET REAL!"
"Gon, it's okay to offended by the joke, but you really don't have to take your dick out for Harambe. It's a joke within a joke," Karapika said calmly trying to calm down Gon.
"Yeah but...those bastards killed Harambe, I will never forgive them, I will kill everyone that killed Harambe," declared Gon as his aura started to flow.
Then Japan found nuclear warheads in the dark continent, nuked the U.S., and everybody died.
The end!