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Chapter 4

Suck-ish Lives are Only for Great People

Oh my gosh… Mercedes couldn't believe she was actually doing this. Originally, when younger sister ask to do something "fun", standing outside selling Girl Scout Cookies wasn't the first thing that came to mind. Originally, Mercedes had planned to hang out at the park today with her friends, but no, Pauline her younger sister just had to threaten to tell her mom about how Mercedes really sprang her wrist. So, she was pretty much blackmailed into it, but at least no one was harmed in the process…except her weekend. And do you know what was worst of all? That the location Pauline begged (and not to mention schemed) was direct across the road from the park, where she was suppose to be sitting on a picnic blanket, laughing with the rest of the Glee club.

"You know I really hate you at the moment, right Pauli?" Mercedes growled

"Mmmm-hmm! I just can't wait to see all of your friends! This is gonna be so fun!" Pauli replied in a rather cheeky voice

"I swear I'm going to cut you!" The older diva scowled, getting up in her sisters face

"Try me!" Pauline retorted

Before Mercedes could reply, she heard a loud screech coming from the road, separating her from the park. A gorgeous female brunette slipped out of the passenger seat, looking shocked and pissed, with her skirt wrinkled up. A few seconds later, the male jock stepped out of the grey pickup truck.

"What part of 'slow and steady stop' did you not catch Finn!" Rachel exclaimed as she checked her appearance's damage in the review mirror

"I already warned you I am a really bad driver!" Finn confessed, putting his hands in the air while walking towards the side walk

"Well, I guess am aware of it know! And so is the innocent squirrel you ran over!" Rachel eyes started watering up

Shit! There was no way in hell that Mercedes was going to be seen as an over- aged Girl Scout cookie person! She already had a bad enough reputation at school, and there was no need to make it worse. At least she still had hope of nobody noticing her, as long as she looked down. She only had to be out for 24 more min., what can possibly go wrong? Mercedes started to day dream of all the things that could happen in those next 25 min, until her thoughts were interrupted by a high pitched voice, talking to someone.

"Kurt, I said I was sorry! I didn't mean to push you down the stairs on purpose, it was an accident! I didn't mean to hurt your foot, dude!" A young boy with dark chocolate brown hair squealed

"Ugh, whatever, thanks to you, Dad has his panties all up in a pitch about you being more 'careful', and now we are locked out of the house! Fabulous!" a sharp voice snapped, which couldn't belong to anyone, but the one and only Kurt Hummel

"What's the big deal? We can just go through the back door!"

"Gee, why didn't I think of that Greg? Oh, wait! That door is locked to douche bag!" the soprano commented sarcastically, while strutting up the side walk, as if it were a run way

"Fine, hey look! It's Mercedes!" the younger version of Kurt piped up, as they approached the cookie stand

"Don't you dare try to pull me off subject young man? I see Mercedes every day, in fact I drive a black one to school every dang day, you retard!" Mr. Cellophane replied, completely oblivious

"No really, it's your girlfriend Mercedes!" Greg proclaimed as pointed to the girl who was not to mention hiding her face behind as box of All Abouts

"I'm not going to complain about what you just said because I'm gay, Greg, I have been since the 7th grade!" Kurt stated clearly as he strolled up to the pull out table with boxes of cookies stacked up on it. "Hmmm, I wonder who's behind this box o' cookies!" Kurt acted dumb, as he slid the box out of Mercedes hands, and away from her face. "There's that pretty girl! Heh!"

"Ha-ha, not funny Hummel. My sister is black mailing me for what happened last night" Mercedes whined

"Pft, you're the one complaining? I almost got suspended because Quinn threatened to tell Principle Figgins that I was in the Girls Bathroom! And now my Dad wants to send me to an All BOYS Boarding School in freaking 'Idaho!" Kurt's high voice exploded

For a moment, Mercedes went quiet and thought, 'Wow, I feel for my fellow Gleeks!' I mean Finn probably doesn't have car insurance for road kill, Rachel is most likely fuming about how reckless drivers are now days, and Kurt was that close to being deported out to a living hell for a gay guy!

Maybe just Maybe, Mercedes Jones's life wasn't all that bad…

Splat!

As the piss balloon hit the diva's red tank top, her thoughts totally flipped,

Nope, my life still sucks!