My Version of TOS
Disclaimer: I do not own anything here (except the story).
Chapter 4
Chelf12: Ooh boy...another chapter, another day...
Evangel: Can we just skip to Iselia in ruin?
(Evangel obtains the title of Plothole Supporter)
Chelf12:Ummm...no!
Pulvie: I feel like saying this...SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!
Pulvie: Me and Mike are bestest buddies (At least I think so). So do us a favor and read JoeyHyrulesHero's work please.
END SHAMELESS PLUG
Chelf12: Well, at least that got us to Iselia.
Pulvie: Everything is on fire! YAY! Hotdog roast! (Sticks two hotdogs to his blades and holds them over a burning house)
Forcystus: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bet you weren't expecting that!
Chelf12: Actually we were!
(Forcystus obtains the title of Predictable Villain)
Forcystus: Well, I bet you weren't expecting this!
(Genis walks out)
Genis: Yes, I am now a member of the Five Desian Grand Cardnials! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
(Genis obtains the title of Person who can't Count)
Chelf12: Umm...idiot, that would make you the SIXTH Grand Cardnial.
Evangel: Ummm...(counts on his fingers)...he's right!
(Evangel has earned the title of First Grader!)
Genis: I always was smarter than Lloyd!
Chelf12: Okay then, whats the Square Root of 81?
Genis: 6.92589326349324328.
Chelf12: Umm...no, thats wrong!
Lloyd: 9!
Chelf12: Lloyd's right you know!
Genis: Fine then, I'll kill you all!
Forcystus: GENIS!!!! Didn't you listen in Villain Class 101? You're supposed to sic a monster on them!
Genis: Oh yeah. (Sics Marble on them)
Marble: Roar! (Gets killed by Pulvie)
Pulive: Me 2, Villains 0.
Mayor: I'm banning you from the village Lloyd!
END OF CHAPTER
Can't say you were expecting that? Tee hee, Bolt didn't get in this chapter, mostly because Pulvie doesn't like him!